Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover1969 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

Forgotten_fire 2 years ago

no thanks, im good.

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LOLTROL2006 9 years ago

Wht is the downside? if it is a problem destroy clones and done

ThePaulDude 3 years ago

Don't count on it, chances are they'll kill you first & your spouse probably can't tell the difference between you & the clone so she'll end up sleeping with the clone thinking it"s you.

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FurryzFornicate 9 years ago

Well if they are exact clones of me in personality I would not make them do everything. That wouldn't work. No we would all have to share tasks and responsibilities. Who does what would have to be determined at random and then once decided a schedule would... [Show full comment]

Bilbocarp 9 years ago

This would also technically mean they are better at dying

dankmemes101 9 years ago

And living...

Jammcb 7 years ago

Can I clone my clones, then each clones will be better than the previous and eventually I'll have an elite force of soldiers

William Holloway 13 years ago

clones, welcome to high school

EthanDumpleton 3 years ago

y u p

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Nasos 8 years ago

They can't be better than me at being worse than me

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

Kage bunshin no jutsu!

densch 8 years ago

ehm,, where"s the downside? Only people that would have problems with this have some pride aka arrogance issues and cant handle it if someone is better than themselves. I could create a company oof myself and have my clones do dishes and stuff and go ea... [Show full comment]

Zanoth 11 years ago

It says nothing about my clones being subservient to me, so no thanks.

EvilBloxBoss 9 years ago

If my clones are better than me, I could have them teach me how to do stuff like them, then make a new clone, and he will be better than the previous clone, so you could get repeatedly smarter and smarter.

EumeliaCly 9 years ago

*Clones herself* Me: yay no exams

Pyrosinical 7 years ago

Clones welcome to war

qak 10 years ago

The world could always use more heroes

IceBloxFreezer 10 years ago

I can introduce my clones to everyone and then roll them in a carpet and push them off a bridge! Hehe

Pepperonutti 10 years ago

Kill yourself, the clones will be the new human race. Go Hazel's! Go and defeat the non-clones

Davynavy02 11 years ago

There's no downside I can play finnaly legend of Zelda four swords :D yay

YourBoiTy675 8 years ago

i make a clone, he gets filthy rich cause hes perfect, and then i kill him and steal his identity with no proof of his death cause hes my CLONE.... YAY

ThePaulDude 3 years ago

This sounds stupid, you clearly didn't think this through did you?

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GurlOfDaButton 11 years ago

Make them do everything for me Cuz they will be great listeners/slaves/servants

Dumbass84 11 years ago

I am the unique and i dont want no one like me ðŸ˜ƒ

Mahziel Light 13 years ago

the important question is can I control them with supreme authority? 381 people assume the answer is yes but it never pays to make assumptions

Caleb Adams 13 years ago

Finally! Someone who can do my chores for me!

Migdin1 10 years ago

Except if they make you do the chores for them

Blake Walker 13 years ago

It is a nice ability to have even if you don't use it. There is no downside.

Ge Li 13 years ago

They'll do my work well, so I'll get raise and get more money while I'm just sitting there doing nothing. Fuck yeah!

Kevin_Skjevelnes 11 years ago

Homeworks and tasks

SoleSurvivor 11 years ago

so what? I'll just clone myself and then kill old me. no downside at all there

littleb 4 years ago

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ThePaulDude 3 years ago

There"s a bunch actually, your just thinking about it properly.

Serpentine Determination 10 years ago

Bad side please?

Dailyn wiley 11 years ago

Also they would b better than life then

HoodietheWolfCat 9 years ago

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Karakui 11 years ago

Better at being obedient - let them do everything for me. Get 40 jobs, get massive income, sit back and eat bacon.

NickWithDaTrick 5 years ago

If you want a girlfriend or boyfriend first your clones will impress him or her more than you do

jinyjinjin 9 years ago

My clones will do everything for me except my video games and my personal space

usoutlaw 10 years ago

cool go make me money

FlamingSalyut 12 years ago

What if I was a terrorist?

UltimateSpaghettore 6 years ago

Good thing I just started going back to school

sans1kal 11 years ago

Where's the downside

Miguel Garduno 11 years ago

Downside you're clones make stuff for you

Pocket_Player 11 years ago

If they are better than me at everything, they will make me robots that do anything

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

That"s bad, they will eventually kill me.

ArmedSpirit 11 years ago

Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

Darling-kun 10 years ago

Have one of them become a youtuber and have them live with you and make millions

Bauar Azad 13 years ago

he cann do my homework ^^

WildKatGirl 9 years ago

Why would I want a load of people who were genetically identical to me? I"d have to wait for them to grow up, like a normal human being, and it"s not like I"d be able to control them telepathically, like so many people assume. They would be individual bein... [Show full comment]