Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

Forgotten_fire2 months ago

no thanks, im good.

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LOLTROL20068 years ago

Wht is the downside? if it is a problem destroy clones and done

ThePaulDude2 years ago

Don't count on it, chances are they'll kill you first & your spouse probably can't tell the difference between you & the clone so she'll end up sleeping with the clone thinking it"s you.

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FurryzFornicate7 years ago

Well if they are exact clones of me in personality I would not make them do everything. That wouldn't work. No we would all have to share tasks and responsibilities. Who does what would have to be determined at random and then once decided a schedule would...[Show full comment]

Bilbocarp8 years ago

This would also technically mean they are better at dying

dankmemes1018 years ago

And living...

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago

Kage bunshin no jutsu!

Jammcb6 years ago

Can I clone my clones, then each clones will be better than the previous and eventually I'll have an elite force of soldiers

Nasos7 years ago

They can't be better than me at being worse than me

William Holloway12 years ago

clones, welcome to high school

EthanDumpleton2 years ago

y u p

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densch7 years ago

ehm,, where"s the downside? Only people that would have problems with this have some pride aka arrogance issues and cant handle it if someone is better than themselves. I could create a company oof myself and have my clones do dishes and stuff and go ea...[Show full comment]

EvilBloxBoss7 years ago

If my clones are better than me, I could have them teach me how to do stuff like them, then make a new clone, and he will be better than the previous clone, so you could get repeatedly smarter and smarter.

Zanoth9 years ago

It says nothing about my clones being subservient to me, so no thanks.

EumeliaCly8 years ago

*Clones herself* Me: yay no exams

Pyrosinical5 years ago

Clones welcome to war

qak8 years ago

The world could always use more heroes

IceBloxFreezer9 years ago

I can introduce my clones to everyone and then roll them in a carpet and push them off a bridge! Hehe

Pepperonutti9 years ago

Kill yourself, the clones will be the new human race. Go Hazel's! Go and defeat the non-clones

Davynavy029 years ago

There's no downside I can play finnaly legend of Zelda four swords :D yay

YourBoiTy6757 years ago

i make a clone, he gets filthy rich cause hes perfect, and then i kill him and steal his identity with no proof of his death cause hes my CLONE.... YAY

ThePaulDude2 years ago

This sounds stupid, you clearly didn't think this through did you?

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GurlOfDaButton9 years ago

Make them do everything for me Cuz they will be great listeners/slaves/servants

Dumbass849 years ago

I am the unique and i dont want no one like me ðŸ˜ƒ

Mahziel Light12 years ago

the important question is can I control them with supreme authority? 381 people assume the answer is yes but it never pays to make assumptions

Caleb Adams12 years ago

Finally! Someone who can do my chores for me!

Migdin18 years ago

Except if they make you do the chores for them

Blake Walker12 years ago

It is a nice ability to have even if you don't use it. There is no downside.

Ge Li12 years ago

They'll do my work well, so I'll get raise and get more money while I'm just sitting there doing nothing. Fuck yeah!

Miguel Garduno9 years ago

Downside you're clones make stuff for you

usoutlaw8 years ago

cool go make me money

FlamingSalyut11 years ago

What if I was a terrorist?

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago

Good thing I just started going back to school

sans1kal 9 years ago

Where's the downside

Darling-kun9 years ago

Have one of them become a youtuber and have them live with you and make millions

Bauar Azad12 years ago

he cann do my homework ^^

Pocket_Player9 years ago

If they are better than me at everything, they will make me robots that do anything

TrueRenegade8 years ago

That"s bad, they will eventually kill me.

ArmedSpirit9 years ago

Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

Superwar37957 years ago

do I get authority over them?

ScarletTheSkeleton9 years ago

What would be special about me then? à² ï¹à² And im sure my clones would case trouble

WildKatGirl8 years ago

Why would I want a load of people who were genetically identical to me? I"d have to wait for them to grow up, like a normal human being, and it"s not like I"d be able to control them telepathically, like so many people assume. They would be individual bein...[Show full comment]

nope_nope3nope_nope10 years ago

Downside?

Dylana stole your car9 years ago

Hmm I will send my smartest clone to school so I don't :D

Trebaca8 years ago

Isn't that what every parent wants? To see their children becomr better than them?

Major Lee Swole10 years ago

So long as my clone doesn't go outside, it would be okay. If he gets an awesome job and a hot girlfriend, I would be mad jealous but if he stayed home and just made me awesome things to sell online, that would be suhweet

Ujhghujgyujgghj4 years ago

But I am already stupid so they will only be average.

jadyn9 years ago

y not

vert3437 years ago

I will use a slave collar on a clone to do all my work for me >:)

Poyteroy9 years ago

And they will be better at cloning themselves too. It will quickly reach the point where my clones are making smarter and smarter clones lightning fast, and eventually they will be smart enough to solve ALL of the world's problems! And since they are my clones, all credit will go to ME!!!

WildKatGirl8 years ago

Why would the credit go to you? Your clone saved the world, not you. That would be like you doing something, and your great-grandparents getting the credit.

JackyPRG16 years ago

That"s goooooooood, they can help me pass high school Now I can just sit at home and play video games

killstien9 years ago

After j term ill clone my self

ShadowMarco8 years ago

Clones! do all things i am too lazy to do!

ButtonSmasher9 years ago

It dosent mean i have to

PlayMoreGames8 years ago

Clones, be better than me at sucking. XD

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