Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

Forgotten_fire3 months ago

no thanks, im good.

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LOLTROL20068 years ago

Wht is the downside? if it is a problem destroy clones and done

ThePaulDude2 years ago

Don't count on it, chances are they'll kill you first & your spouse probably can't tell the difference between you & the clone so she'll end up sleeping with the clone thinking it"s you.

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FurryzFornicate8 years ago

Well if they are exact clones of me in personality I would not make them do everything. That wouldn't work. No we would all have to share tasks and responsibilities. Who does what would have to be determined at random and then once decided a schedule would...[Show full comment]

Bilbocarp8 years ago

This would also technically mean they are better at dying

dankmemes1018 years ago

And living...

Jammcb6 years ago

Can I clone my clones, then each clones will be better than the previous and eventually I'll have an elite force of soldiers

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago

Kage bunshin no jutsu!

Nasos7 years ago

They can't be better than me at being worse than me

William Holloway12 years ago

clones, welcome to high school

EthanDumpleton2 years ago

y u p

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densch7 years ago

ehm,, where"s the downside? Only people that would have problems with this have some pride aka arrogance issues and cant handle it if someone is better than themselves. I could create a company oof myself and have my clones do dishes and stuff and go ea...[Show full comment]

EvilBloxBoss7 years ago

If my clones are better than me, I could have them teach me how to do stuff like them, then make a new clone, and he will be better than the previous clone, so you could get repeatedly smarter and smarter.

Zanoth9 years ago

It says nothing about my clones being subservient to me, so no thanks.

EumeliaCly8 years ago

*Clones herself* Me: yay no exams

Pyrosinical5 years ago

Clones welcome to war

qak9 years ago

The world could always use more heroes

IceBloxFreezer9 years ago

I can introduce my clones to everyone and then roll them in a carpet and push them off a bridge! Hehe

Pepperonutti9 years ago

Kill yourself, the clones will be the new human race. Go Hazel's! Go and defeat the non-clones

Davynavy029 years ago

There's no downside I can play finnaly legend of Zelda four swords :D yay

YourBoiTy6757 years ago

i make a clone, he gets filthy rich cause hes perfect, and then i kill him and steal his identity with no proof of his death cause hes my CLONE.... YAY

ThePaulDude2 years ago

This sounds stupid, you clearly didn't think this through did you?

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GurlOfDaButton9 years ago

Make them do everything for me Cuz they will be great listeners/slaves/servants

Dumbass849 years ago

I am the unique and i dont want no one like me ðŸ˜ƒ

Mahziel Light12 years ago

the important question is can I control them with supreme authority? 381 people assume the answer is yes but it never pays to make assumptions

Caleb Adams12 years ago

Finally! Someone who can do my chores for me!

Migdin18 years ago

Except if they make you do the chores for them

Blake Walker12 years ago

It is a nice ability to have even if you don't use it. There is no downside.

Ge Li12 years ago

They'll do my work well, so I'll get raise and get more money while I'm just sitting there doing nothing. Fuck yeah!

ShadowMarco8 years ago

Clones! do all things i am too lazy to do!

ButtonSmasher9 years ago

It dosent mean i have to

PlayMoreGames9 years ago

Clones, be better than me at sucking. XD

JackyPRG16 years ago

That"s goooooooood, they can help me pass high school Now I can just sit at home and play video games

killstien9 years ago

After j term ill clone my self

icthulu9 years ago

And this is how I took over the world....

Francisco Paulos12 years ago

Clone myself to do work and stuff. As he is better than me, he will get me more money while I sleep at home. Downside?

GlutNy7 years ago

Clones cant have a better imagination than me... COS I HAVE AN INFINITE MIND

GlaDurDeaD9 years ago

Wait, does that mean that they'd be great at doing opposite things? Like they'd be great a blowjobs, but bad at blowjobs effectively making them average at everything?

DeathRavens039 years ago

If you're asking for an effective blowjob, just ask ;)

Con8 years ago

Will be bettef at: Obeying my orders to the letter. Remaking the Byzantine Empire. Appointing me as Emperor.

meowmixer10 years ago

Make them work so you dont have to work a day in your life

Zackzin3 years ago

Clones do my homework

mekl7 years ago

make them do everything for you

larsyob89 years ago

i will let them do my things

DieDonaldTrump8 years ago

So send them to school when I can stay home? Sweet. Also if they are like clones from Naruto, when the clones poff, I get all their memories so I learn everything that they learned