Will You Press The Button?

IWantCake 7 years ago

Can I have some cake

man73 4 years ago

yes

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shadizzlt 11 years ago

cut out that piece of throat, and the skin shall grow back

warriorchick last year

it also didn't say the piece couln't be tiny

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JustaRandomguy 9 years ago

Hell yeah, fuck the popcorn, I could not care less, if I have everything I ever needed.

CharaGaming 9 years ago

What if you don't eat popcorn? Huh?

rainbowsuzanna 10 years ago

It never said I had to feel it and the piece of popcorn could be like 1 mm

DaBestMind 5 years ago

perhaps half a mm

Devvyn Oler 13 years ago

Actually it wouldn't be a perfect life if you had that to deal with

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

True

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Lostman 8 years ago

The piece of popcorn will be one atom wide, didn’t say about size

RobuxLover 8 years ago

it says permanently so YOU CANNOT REMOVE IT

DaCrazyFool 11 years ago

I dun wan 2 die

Jubeygirl 8 years ago

Didn't say I could feel the popcorn, also, never said size. I DECLARE IT 1 ATOM SIZE ( the size of an atom)

Baliko 8 years ago

You what not feel the popcorn and it might be impossible for anything to touch it

summertimek 11 years ago

you may not beable to eat if it was stuck

Oscar Mellow-Fellow Manzanares 13 years ago

Well the money from the dream job will pay for it to be removed.

IamNOTgayNOTATALL 5 years ago

"Permanent: Lasting or intended to last or remain unchangingly and indefinitely"

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Shay Lee 13 years ago

HAVE IT SURGICALLY REMOVED AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK HAVE IT CREMATED.

SerialMonoxide 6 years ago

how about... no

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Diego Torres 13 years ago

Surgery duh

Josvaldo2 7 years ago

The piece of popcorn is PERMANENTLY stuck on your throat

FinniganOConnor 9 years ago

You'll get used to it

Geoff Kidder 13 years ago

I think you would get used to it eventually.

TheMasterBlaster 10 years ago

I would not wish this upon my worst enemy.

plginplm 11 years ago

you get used to it in a month and don't feel it anymore...

Haktan Kachmaz 11 years ago

Surgery... but i wouldnt trust a doctor that plays surgeon simulator XD

chaoticfox 2 months ago

NO.

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Butch1230 9 years ago

Immortality must murder I would just murder myself to keep me alive if I am immortal

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago

Omg, my perfect life is Hogwarts does that mean I'm going there if I press the button? BRO THIS IS SHIFTING VALIDATION

ssdestroyer314 11 years ago

-pulls popcorn outta throat- ooooo -eats it- -gets stuck again- Me: bullshit

Latoofly 11 years ago

Where's the downside?

DrWeirdFace 10 years ago

If forever... my life would be a nightmare

GamergirlAaliyah 10 years ago

I would choke on the popcorn kernels

ass fuck 11 years ago

assfuck is not a good name is tell me some better ones please :)

OrganStealer52 11 years ago

Vagina Fuck.

Tabitha Novak 13 years ago

I can't even live with that for 2 minutes o.o

stnstv 7 months ago

But it's really uncomfortable

soulstopper404 11 years ago

Nope Nope

sharpgamer 11 years ago

Never would i ever even ever be able to ever stand the popcorn stuck to the back of my throat

Natquestions 10 years ago

Get it surgically removed

xxalexxx 11 years ago

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babykoala 12 years ago

I can live with the popcorn

Battle Medic 11 years ago

Well, it should be small.

ImAMurderer 9 years ago

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Stephano Soober 13 years ago

Then it isn't an absolute perfect life. -.-

77305ymmoT 10 years ago

Well the solution is actually simple. All you have to do is heat it up so it pops, and then it will dissolve.

PUTT-PUTT 9 years ago

The piece of popcorn is the size of a cell

TiroFinale 11 years ago

So my waifu could be real for some discomfort? I see no downside.

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