Will You Press The Button?

IWantCake 7 years ago

Can I have some cake

man73 4 years ago

yes

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shadizzlt 11 years ago

cut out that piece of throat, and the skin shall grow back

warriorchick 2 years ago

it also didn't say the piece couln't be tiny

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JustaRandomguy 9 years ago

Hell yeah, fuck the popcorn, I could not care less, if I have everything I ever needed.

CharaGaming 9 years ago

What if you don't eat popcorn? Huh?

rainbowsuzanna 10 years ago

It never said I had to feel it and the piece of popcorn could be like 1 mm

DaBestMind 5 years ago

perhaps half a mm

Devvyn Oler 13 years ago

Actually it wouldn't be a perfect life if you had that to deal with

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

True

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Lostman 8 years ago

The piece of popcorn will be one atom wide, didn’t say about size

RobuxLover 8 years ago

it says permanently so YOU CANNOT REMOVE IT

DaCrazyFool 11 years ago

I dun wan 2 die

Jubeygirl 8 years ago

Didn't say I could feel the popcorn, also, never said size. I DECLARE IT 1 ATOM SIZE ( the size of an atom)

Baliko 8 years ago

You what not feel the popcorn and it might be impossible for anything to touch it

summertimek 11 years ago

you may not beable to eat if it was stuck

Oscar Mellow-Fellow Manzanares 13 years ago

Well the money from the dream job will pay for it to be removed.

IamNOTgayNOTATALL 5 years ago

"Permanent: Lasting or intended to last or remain unchangingly and indefinitely"

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Shay Lee 13 years ago

HAVE IT SURGICALLY REMOVED AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK HAVE IT CREMATED.

SerialMonoxide 6 years ago

how about... no

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Diego Torres 13 years ago

Surgery duh

Josvaldo2 7 years ago

The piece of popcorn is PERMANENTLY stuck on your throat

EricTheBuck 11 years ago

Go to the doctor make him remove it, and never eat it again BAM

Triple_X 9 years ago

Surgery #loophole

Voidfighter 11 years ago

Have the back of your throat replaced once cybernetics become a thing

CocoaTheNeko 10 years ago

Why would anyone say yes?

Unknown22 11 years ago

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KraccBacc 5 years ago

just remove it lol

OneLonelyPilot 11 years ago

that's terrible!

Helox Darkstar 11 years ago

Perfect Life : Buying A Hospital Hire A Doctor And Nurse Make A Surgery Clinic And They Will Remove It PFFFFT

ChefBoyardee 8 years ago

Just put some Cream on it

Loki_locked 12 years ago

hello Tom hiddleston :D

WELCOMEGUY 10 years ago

Then i cant eat

MastermindGaming 9 years ago

I will be constantly triggered

Ties Bloemena 13 years ago

Just use your success to remove it by surgery, how do you fund it? with the money from your perfect life

BloodyUnknown 10 years ago

Wait if its poporn, then wouldnt the popcorn disslove and only the seed would be stuck? it may be uncomforable but its barbel isnt it?

Booperdooperer 11 years ago

Surgery jokes on you just get the peace of skin the popcorn is stuck on removed

SMC4everrrrrrrrr_CRK 3 months ago

I am a popcorn enjoyer so this would be h3ll and to whoever commented to cut that part off... no thank you

burrbomb 11 years ago

in my perfect life that popcorn doesnt exist, therefore paradox

meowpeanutbutter 9 years ago

It cant be permanently stuck because if you eat other things throughout your whole flipping life it'll be pushed out.

Roy Rieder of Earth 11 years ago

It says permanently... that would be fucking terrible.

Winter64 10 years ago

oh fuck you

fez257 11 years ago

didnt say how big the popcorn was

gamerguy2099 10 years ago

it says permanently

Syber 11 years ago

Then that makes it a "not perfect" life.

Winterlance 11 years ago

It says permanently so you can't get it out

RogueRondol 9 years ago

What if your dream job involves eating? then your screwed.

killjoy3347 11 years ago

get it surgeclely removed

Jarebare 11 years ago

Hell no

MexicanHobo 2 years ago

YOu MOnSter!! You forgot to add the downside

Doriko 11 years ago

DOCTORS MOTHERF***ER

puppy 11 years ago

no,just no...

Tauren 12 years ago

I could learn to live with it

Brobo20 10 years ago

If you had a perfect life then you could get rid of the popcorn :D

FinniganOConnor 9 years ago

You'll get used to it

Geoff Kidder 13 years ago

I think you would get used to it eventually.

TheMasterBlaster 10 years ago

I would not wish this upon my worst enemy.

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