Will You Press The Button?

IWantCake6 years ago

Can I have some cake

man732 years ago

yes

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shadizzlt9 years ago

cut out that piece of throat, and the skin shall grow back

loopwholedown5 days ago

it also didn't say the piece couln't be tiny

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JustaRandomguy8 years ago

Hell yeah, fuck the popcorn, I could not care less, if I have everything I ever needed.

CharaGaming8 years ago

What if you don't eat popcorn? Huh?

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

It never said I had to feel it and the piece of popcorn could be like 1 mm

DaBestMind3 years ago

perhaps half a mm

Lostman7 years ago

The piece of popcorn will be one atom wide, didn’t say about size

RobuxLover7 years ago

it says permanently so YOU CANNOT REMOVE IT

Devvyn Oler12 years ago

Actually it wouldn't be a perfect life if you had that to deal with

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

True

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Jubeygirl6 years ago

Didn't say I could feel the popcorn, also, never said size. I DECLARE IT 1 ATOM SIZE ( the size of an atom)

DaCrazyFool9 years ago

I dun wan 2 die

Baliko7 years ago

You what not feel the popcorn and it might be impossible for anything to touch it

summertimek9 years ago

you may not beable to eat if it was stuck

Oscar Mellow-Fellow Manzanares12 years ago

Well the money from the dream job will pay for it to be removed.

IamNOTgayNOTATALL3 years ago

"Permanent: Lasting or intended to last or remain unchangingly and indefinitely"

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Shay Lee12 years ago

HAVE IT SURGICALLY REMOVED AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK HAVE IT CREMATED.

SerialMonoxide4 years ago

how about... no

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Diego Torres12 years ago

Surgery duh

Josvaldo26 years ago

The piece of popcorn is PERMANENTLY stuck on your throat

Latoofly9 years ago

Where's the downside?

LilyMalfloySimp4 years ago

Omg, my perfect life is Hogwarts does that mean I'm going there if I press the button? BRO THIS IS SHIFTING VALIDATION

ssdestroyer31410 years ago

-pulls popcorn outta throat- ooooo -eats it- -gets stuck again- Me: bullshit

DrWeirdFace9 years ago

If forever... my life would be a nightmare

GamergirlAaliyah9 years ago

I would choke on the popcorn kernels

ass fuck9 years ago

assfuck is not a good name is tell me some better ones please :)

OrganStealer529 years ago

Vagina Fuck.

Tabitha Novak12 years ago

I can't even live with that for 2 minutes o.o

soulstopper4049 years ago

Nope Nope

sharpgamer9 years ago

Never would i ever even ever be able to ever stand the popcorn stuck to the back of my throat

Natquestions8 years ago

Get it surgically removed

xxalexxx9 years ago

He didn't day it will kill you ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

babykoala10 years ago

I can live with the popcorn

Battle Medic9 years ago

Well, it should be small.

ImAMurderer7 years ago

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Stephano Soober12 years ago

Then it isn't an absolute perfect life. -.-

77305ymmoT9 years ago

Well the solution is actually simple. All you have to do is heat it up so it pops, and then it will dissolve.

PUTT-PUTT7 years ago

The piece of popcorn is the size of a cell

TiroFinale9 years ago

So my waifu could be real for some discomfort? I see no downside.

Reallybored9 years ago

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chocolatte129 years ago

my perfect life wouldnt have popcorn stuck in my throat

Ethe114 years ago

Bruh, I once had one stuck back there for at least a year

spasticVocalist10 years ago

perfect life and endless torture or mediocre life and minimal torture...

AlphaWord8 years ago

Surgery!

Animeprotagonist7 years ago

Use my wish to get rid of it.

Brian Booher12 years ago

Well that's stupid. It wouldn't be a perfect life then.

DerToskana 9 years ago

That's paradoxical because it wouldn't be a perfect life with a piece of popcorn in your throat

valarmorghulis9 years ago

rich people don't eat popcorn

sugaffair9 years ago

you would get used to it

zesn33ky19 years ago

you wouldn't even be able to enjoy it

ElsaPabst7 years ago

NOOO

Jacob Wright12 years ago

Never said how big the piece of popcorn was, or what part of the popcorn. I'd do it.

SpoilerMaster9 years ago

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StrawberryMilk8 years ago

hell no.

Vallovesjack9 years ago

I would pay someone to get it out ha

TurtleShroom8 years ago

Perfect life in exchange for a perpetually soar throat? I'm in.

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