Will You Press The Button?

IWantCake6 years ago

Can I have some cake

man732 years ago

yes

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shadizzlt9 years ago

cut out that piece of throat, and the skin shall grow back

loopwholedown5 days ago

it also didn't say the piece couln't be tiny

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JustaRandomguy8 years ago

Hell yeah, fuck the popcorn, I could not care less, if I have everything I ever needed.

CharaGaming8 years ago

What if you don't eat popcorn? Huh?

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

It never said I had to feel it and the piece of popcorn could be like 1 mm

DaBestMind3 years ago

perhaps half a mm

Lostman7 years ago

The piece of popcorn will be one atom wide, didn’t say about size

RobuxLover7 years ago

it says permanently so YOU CANNOT REMOVE IT

Devvyn Oler12 years ago

Actually it wouldn't be a perfect life if you had that to deal with

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

True

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Jubeygirl6 years ago

Didn't say I could feel the popcorn, also, never said size. I DECLARE IT 1 ATOM SIZE ( the size of an atom)

DaCrazyFool9 years ago

I dun wan 2 die

Baliko7 years ago

You what not feel the popcorn and it might be impossible for anything to touch it

summertimek9 years ago

you may not beable to eat if it was stuck

Oscar Mellow-Fellow Manzanares12 years ago

Well the money from the dream job will pay for it to be removed.

IamNOTgayNOTATALL3 years ago

"Permanent: Lasting or intended to last or remain unchangingly and indefinitely"

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Shay Lee12 years ago

HAVE IT SURGICALLY REMOVED AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK HAVE IT CREMATED.

SerialMonoxide4 years ago

how about... no

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Diego Torres12 years ago

Surgery duh

Josvaldo26 years ago

The piece of popcorn is PERMANENTLY stuck on your throat

gamerguy20999 years ago

it says permanently

Syber9 years ago

Then that makes it a "not perfect" life.

Winterlance9 years ago

It says permanently so you can't get it out

RogueRondol7 years ago

What if your dream job involves eating? then your screwed.

killjoy33479 years ago

get it surgeclely removed

Jarebare9 years ago

Hell no

MexicanHobo5 months ago

YOu MOnSter!! You forgot to add the downside

Doriko9 years ago

DOCTORS MOTHERF***ER

puppy9 years ago

no,just no...

Tauren10 years ago

I could learn to live with it

Brobo208 years ago

If you had a perfect life then you could get rid of the popcorn :D

plginplm9 years ago

you get used to it in a month and don't feel it anymore...

FinniganOConnor7 years ago

You'll get used to it

Geoff Kidder12 years ago

I think you would get used to it eventually.

TheMasterBlaster9 years ago

I would not wish this upon my worst enemy.

Butch12307 years ago

Immortality must murder I would just murder myself to keep me alive if I am immortal

Haktan Kachmaz9 years ago

Surgery... but i wouldnt trust a doctor that plays surgeon simulator XD

flipz1009 years ago

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Latoofly9 years ago

Where's the downside?

LilyMalfloySimp4 years ago

Omg, my perfect life is Hogwarts does that mean I'm going there if I press the button? BRO THIS IS SHIFTING VALIDATION

ssdestroyer31410 years ago

-pulls popcorn outta throat- ooooo -eats it- -gets stuck again- Me: bullshit

DrWeirdFace9 years ago

If forever... my life would be a nightmare

GamergirlAaliyah9 years ago

I would choke on the popcorn kernels

ass fuck9 years ago

assfuck is not a good name is tell me some better ones please :)

OrganStealer529 years ago

Vagina Fuck.

Tabitha Novak12 years ago

I can't even live with that for 2 minutes o.o

soulstopper4049 years ago

Nope Nope

sharpgamer9 years ago

Never would i ever even ever be able to ever stand the popcorn stuck to the back of my throat

Natquestions8 years ago

Get it surgically removed

xxalexxx9 years ago

He didn't day it will kill you ðŸ˜‡ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

babykoala10 years ago

I can live with the popcorn

Battle Medic9 years ago

Well, it should be small.

ImAMurderer7 years ago

Me: All right! Time for my interview! Interviewer; Okay, so- Me: *starts choking* Interviewer; Omg, what happened?! Me: P..Popcorn.. Interviewer; How could you watch a MOVIE before this interview?! Me: No.. It"s.. Interviewer; WHY would you throw A HOUSE P...[Show full comment]

Stephano Soober12 years ago

Then it isn't an absolute perfect life. -.-

77305ymmoT9 years ago

Well the solution is actually simple. All you have to do is heat it up so it pops, and then it will dissolve.

PUTT-PUTT7 years ago

The piece of popcorn is the size of a cell

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