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You have the absolute perfect life: dream job, city, partner, house etc.
but
You have a piece of popcorn permanently stuck in the back of your throat.
Next

shadizzlt 11 years ago
cut out that piece of throat, and the skin shall grow back

warriorchick last year
it also didn't say the piece couln't be tiny
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JustaRandomguy 9 years ago
Hell yeah, fuck the popcorn, I could not care less, if I have everything I ever needed.

CharaGaming 9 years ago
What if you don't eat popcorn? Huh?

rainbowsuzanna 10 years ago
It never said I had to feel it and the piece of popcorn could be like 1 mm

DaBestMind 5 years ago
perhaps half a mm

Devvyn Oler 13 years ago
Actually it wouldn't be a perfect life if you had that to deal with

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
True
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Lostman 8 years ago
The piece of popcorn will be one atom wide, didn’t say about size

RobuxLover 8 years ago
it says permanently so YOU CANNOT REMOVE IT

DaCrazyFool 11 years ago
I dun wan 2 die

Jubeygirl 8 years ago
Didn't say I could feel the popcorn, also, never said size. I DECLARE IT 1 ATOM SIZE ( the size of an atom)

Baliko 8 years ago
You what not feel the popcorn and it might be impossible for anything to touch it

summertimek 11 years ago
you may not beable to eat if it was stuck

Oscar Mellow-Fellow Manzanares 13 years ago
Well the money from the dream job will pay for it to be removed.

IamNOTgayNOTATALL 5 years ago
"Permanent: Lasting or intended to last or remain unchangingly and indefinitely"
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Shay Lee 13 years ago
HAVE IT SURGICALLY REMOVED AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK HAVE IT CREMATED.

SerialMonoxide 6 years ago
how about... no
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Diego Torres 13 years ago
Surgery duh

Josvaldo2 7 years ago
The piece of popcorn is PERMANENTLY stuck on your throat

sonicj01 10 years ago
what if it is sub atomic popcorn

Sumos333 9 years ago
Gag gag mmmmmm

Mahziel Light 13 years ago
so I die? that's not very perfect

Epic_nugget 4 months ago
I could never do this. It’s to unbarable

FallenAngelLucia 11 years ago
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... [Show full comment]

MGGoku 9 years ago
I'll just go to a surgeon to get it removed

Coolpat2016 11 years ago
My perfect life would include not having popcorn stuck in my throat

Baughg1 10 years ago
One word: Drugs

Chicken_elvis 11 years ago
I will die then. suffocation yall

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
I already have a great life, what could be better than spending all my time with my awsome mom. Doesn't matter how much I have. It matters that I'm loved, And who I have who love me

Captain_Grovesy 12 years ago
You do know your saliva is acid to food... It'll devolve after 3 days...

Skulldozer 11 years ago
Well i can remove it right?

Oddsout 8 years ago
Would if I didn't want a partner?😱😅

Bailey Stump 13 years ago
NO.

Frostyemeraldgirl 10 years ago
Then you'd be in pain all the time who wants that

Triple_X 9 years ago
Surgery #loophole

Voidfighter 10 years ago
Have the back of your throat replaced once cybernetics become a thing

EricTheBuck 11 years ago
Go to the doctor make him remove it, and never eat it again BAM

Unknown22 11 years ago
his isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53... [Show full comment]

KraccBacc 5 years ago
just remove it lol

OneLonelyPilot 11 years ago
that's terrible!

CocoaTheNeko 9 years ago
Why would anyone say yes?

ChefBoyardee 8 years ago
Just put some Cream on it

Loki_locked 12 years ago
hello Tom hiddleston :D

WELCOMEGUY 10 years ago
Then i cant eat

Helox Darkstar 11 years ago
Perfect Life : Buying A Hospital Hire A Doctor And Nurse Make A Surgery Clinic And They Will Remove It PFFFFT

BloodyUnknown 10 years ago
Wait if its poporn, then wouldnt the popcorn disslove and only the seed would be stuck? it may be uncomforable but its barbel isnt it?

MastermindGaming 9 years ago
I will be constantly triggered

Ties Bloemena 13 years ago
Just use your success to remove it by surgery, how do you fund it? with the money from your perfect life

SMC4everrrrrrrrr_CRK 2 months ago
I am a popcorn enjoyer so this would be h3ll and to whoever commented to cut that part off... no thank you

burrbomb 11 years ago
in my perfect life that popcorn doesnt exist, therefore paradox

meowpeanutbutter 9 years ago
It cant be permanently stuck because if you eat other things throughout your whole flipping life it'll be pushed out.

Booperdooperer 11 years ago
Surgery jokes on you just get the peace of skin the popcorn is stuck on removed

Winter64 10 years ago
oh fuck you

fez257 11 years ago
didnt say how big the popcorn was
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