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You will always smell fantastic, even when you don't have taken a shower for 7 months.
but
Every other month you have to lick a fat mans hairy, sweaty armpit
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WHY HAVE (as of 27/04/2024) 22582 People PRESSED IT?!

ThePieGuy4 years ago
Do people really hate showers THAT much?

demetrius519110 years ago
the words hell and no come to mind

Henry McCliff8 years ago
Well, somebody got that fetish out there..

Sentryz9 years ago
NOPE * sees fat man rushing at me * NOPE NOPE NOPE * shoots self in head *

MC SKELLY 9 years ago
GET IN MY BELLYHH!!

Migdin19 years ago
So i lick my adult armpit? WILL MY ARMPIT GROW SUPER FAST UNTIL IT IS AN ADULT ARMPIT!!! :-O

Lonely Pizza 6 years ago
Lol underrated comment

Cassie Rice12 years ago
I enjoy showers. It's a good place to think.

yeashg2 years ago
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GamerGirlPPP7 years ago
I... I... no words. Eww

Pusheeny7 years ago
Ima just.. *lifts dads armpit*

KatCat7 years ago
I hate showers. I smell fine. I don't need one. *Reads this, mouse over the button, about to click* Heck no!

TheDisguisedFlamingo7 years ago
Shower thoughts... Wheres the upside?

Jakob6667 years ago
Id likely put like plastic on my tongue and just like .y armpit(it doesn't say your tongue has to touch the armpit)

PAWPatrolFanatic7 years ago
It only said every OTHER month

Chris25037 years ago
You know there is somthing like deodorand and unless licking armpits is your job you van have this supperpower for just a bit of werking at your job and then buying it😂😂

AWeabooOnTheInternet7 years ago
OH GOD NO I DONT WANT TO LICK SOMEONE ARMPIT

Awesomeegurl10018 years ago
I like showering!!

WoodStuff8 years ago
3[666]1 no press XD

jfu8 years ago
Showering is lit

grene dae8 years ago
As long as I don't get any viruses from licking that man"s armpit....

Tiopick9 years ago
Eww why his armpits

Domsheit9 years ago
Sooo. I could just lick my own armpit.

kaneki Ackerman 9 years ago
Get that good tangy flavor

ThePaulDude9 years ago
EURGH! GOD NO! Just use deodorant every day.

Imaunicornshh9 years ago
Well if I press the button I will never know the reason for life

thelostnyancats9 years ago
lol never take showeys then you dont lick armpit n

Pastel-Cringe138 years ago
Does u do the grammerz.

IDontBelieveInYou9 years ago
ermm NO!

Magickat9 years ago
Eew, that's so gross! No way, I'll just keep showering.

MLG_Noob99209 years ago
I'll lick my dads armpit..

Burpmurpfurp9 years ago
Fuck no, i'd puke on his armpits.

Joemoebob10 years ago
I WON'T JUST LICK HIS ARMPIT. I WILL EAT IT OFF.

Gingerlove10 years ago
Your gross and lol

Sarah Fredrickson12 years ago
Smelling good and being clean are completely different.

Lola Demarce12 years ago
"even when you don't have taken a shower" Dead.

Bryan Foley12 years ago
Lick my own armpit?

carson184 years ago
it says you have to lick a fat mans armpit and if your fat it cannot be yours
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Johnsmith79611 years ago
I see no downside

Ameliasbroke9 years ago
But then my mouth will smell so that's not really smelling good all the time

magma9 years ago
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

Username110 years ago
OK, will do

mr gutsy9 years ago
Omg wtf

jameskh10 years ago
racist :'(

TernipTurnip3 years ago
The fuck

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago
don't has taken

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago
*have

Roody charles9 years ago
You're

Jett Burns12 years ago
I want to see someone who says "Where's the downside?"......XD

gregoryo1410 years ago
just have mints in your mouth when you lick it and you would get used to it

Lhancieplier7 years ago
Hell no

Tony Chase12 years ago
I don't know what made me laugh harder, the consequence or the grammar

EdgyMemes9 years ago
So many kids on this site

OtterMemes8 years ago
Some people need to head to the loony bin.

Aidenmoore9 years ago
I like showers

Jmax10 years ago
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