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22905 (26%) people have pressed this button, while 65279 (74%) did not.
You will always smell fantastic, even when you don't have taken a shower for 7 months.
but
Every other month you have to lick a fat mans hairy, sweaty armpit
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WHY HAVE (as of 27/04/2024) 22582 People PRESSED IT?!

ThePieGuy4 years ago
Do people really hate showers THAT much?

demetrius519110 years ago
the words hell and no come to mind

Henry McCliff8 years ago
Well, somebody got that fetish out there..

Sentryz9 years ago
NOPE * sees fat man rushing at me * NOPE NOPE NOPE * shoots self in head *

MC SKELLY 8 years ago
GET IN MY BELLYHH!!

Migdin19 years ago
So i lick my adult armpit? WILL MY ARMPIT GROW SUPER FAST UNTIL IT IS AN ADULT ARMPIT!!! :-O

Lonely Pizza 6 years ago
Lol underrated comment

Cassie Rice12 years ago
I enjoy showers. It's a good place to think.

yeashg2 years ago
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GamerGirlPPP7 years ago
I... I... no words. Eww

Pusheeny7 years ago
Ima just.. *lifts dads armpit*

KatCat7 years ago
I hate showers. I smell fine. I don't need one. *Reads this, mouse over the button, about to click* Heck no!

TheDisguisedFlamingo7 years ago
Shower thoughts... Wheres the upside?

Jakob6667 years ago
Id likely put like plastic on my tongue and just like .y armpit(it doesn't say your tongue has to touch the armpit)

PAWPatrolFanatic7 years ago
It only said every OTHER month

Chris25037 years ago
You know there is somthing like deodorand and unless licking armpits is your job you van have this supperpower for just a bit of werking at your job and then buying it😂😂

AWeabooOnTheInternet7 years ago
OH GOD NO I DONT WANT TO LICK SOMEONE ARMPIT

Awesomeegurl10018 years ago
I like showering!!

WoodStuff8 years ago
3[666]1 no press XD

jfu8 years ago
Showering is lit

grene dae8 years ago
As long as I don't get any viruses from licking that man"s armpit....

Tiopick8 years ago
Eww why his armpits

Domsheit9 years ago
Sooo. I could just lick my own armpit.

kaneki Ackerman 9 years ago
Get that good tangy flavor

ThePaulDude9 years ago
EURGH! GOD NO! Just use deodorant every day.

Imaunicornshh9 years ago
Well if I press the button I will never know the reason for life

thelostnyancats9 years ago
lol never take showeys then you dont lick armpit n

Pastel-Cringe138 years ago
Does u do the grammerz.

IDontBelieveInYou9 years ago
ermm NO!

Magickat9 years ago
Eew, that's so gross! No way, I'll just keep showering.

MLG_Noob99209 years ago
I'll lick my dads armpit..

Burpmurpfurp9 years ago
Fuck no, i'd puke on his armpits.

Joemoebob9 years ago
I WON'T JUST LICK HIS ARMPIT. I WILL EAT IT OFF.

Gingerlove9 years ago
Your gross and lol

Sarah Fredrickson12 years ago
Smelling good and being clean are completely different.

Lola Demarce12 years ago
"even when you don't have taken a shower" Dead.

Bryan Foley12 years ago
Lick my own armpit?

carson184 years ago
it says you have to lick a fat mans armpit and if your fat it cannot be yours
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OtterMemes8 years ago
Some people need to head to the loony bin.

Aidenmoore9 years ago
I like showers

EvanRocks10119 years ago
Why?! Why?!?! Why?!?!?! WHHHHHYYYYYY?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?;

Dominai9 years ago
So business as usual then

FionaSparrow7 years ago
NONONONONONONONONO! ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED THE BUTTON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

xx420yoloswagmaster10 years ago
Only downside is that I can't ask for a lick in return if I'm clean

BorbingoBoy9 years ago
That is it, deal with it y'all lazy ass b*tches xddddddd

You-said7 years ago
No I like showers

Cheryl Hopper12 years ago
There are other reasons to bathe on a regular basis. Seriously, who came up with this one, a teenage boy?

CreaperKing38009 years ago
dosent haft to be a long lick just a tap with your toung

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

Elf-Lord-Elphias10 years ago
There's this thing called deodorant.

The platypus9 years ago
joke's on you, I'm int that shit.

demetrius519110 years ago
the words hell and no come to mind

Danster097 years ago
Lol I love how this app says shit like 2 years ago and stuff. Pretty sure its fake.

HeyHeyHey20009 years ago
this is stupid just take a shower everyday
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