Your girlfriend/boyfriend is your every desire and is up for anything you suggest
but
There's a 1/3 of a chance that she will do that also with someone else while in the relationship.
I will not


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elva 11 years ago
how about polyamory ??

Johnyliltoe 11 years ago
1/3 chance they'll bring someone home and expect you to return that 3some favor.

Evilkitten3 10 years ago
*Polyamorus people laughing maniacally*

AlexTheDork 4 years ago
they never said i had to care,,, *laughs in lacks basic emotions*

AlexTheDork 4 years ago
oh also i am poly so 🤷

BenenM 9 years ago
Simple solution, threesome

Pakistaneca99 11 years ago
Whatever i don't have a girlfriend :D

Dude usernames r fake 10 years ago
Haha lol

Ssb4fan88 9 years ago
What if i suggest he/she to not take suggestions from other people

Carlos Pacheco 13 years ago
What if i just suggest that we not cheat on each other?

JammyDodgerGaming 9 years ago
Good thinking
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FUCKING USERNAMES 10 years ago
"Lets have a threesome"

Loophole man 10 years ago
Implying I have a girlfriend

JackyLawrenceDotCom 9 years ago
I don't mind sharing ;)

Thebuttongod1111 9 years ago
Kinda already happens

BiPolyAlan 9 years ago
Cool, sounds like fun!

Craig W. Smith 13 years ago
There's a 2/3 chance that I will too!

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
WTF Minotsur? You could do with having your head examined.
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Mario Jo 13 years ago
So, any relationship ever.

Gr0ve 2 years ago
I already have a girlfriend sooo, no thanks

pingasbutton 2 years ago
nobody cares and she is probably fat and born a dude

Jarebare 11 years ago
Who cares

Allie54321 10 years ago
I don't have a bf my uncle"s scare them away :( I know they are protecting me but still

xXKittenXx 11 years ago
I don't have a boyfriend, so..

Justsomerandomnobody 4 years ago
I"d honestly be... Quite fine with that.

KiaGames 11 years ago
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RileyHayden 6 years ago
*laughs in polyamorous*

xXSenpaiXx 10 years ago
Oh senpai

Allie54321 10 years ago
Lol

belle29 9 years ago
have consensual sex kids.

Jarebare 10 years ago
I don't care! I love it!

Mammot last year
Mammot already cheats on womanfriend, no care for me

Flyinpanda9 12 years ago
no.what if the other person asks the girlfriend/boyfriend to break up with you?

Username65 11 years ago
Ha I don't have a girlfriend..........*crys*

Buttonman22912 3 years ago
if it backfires press it twice

Kevin Goings 13 years ago
As long as Im the primary relationship...Ill take those odds

Demigod_Wizard_Cat 9 years ago
We would read, fangirl/fanboy. I have no love life.

imsauceking 5 years ago
I’m 100% up for Open Relationships.

AshsJester 10 years ago
Don't have one so no worry

Kodiak 11 years ago
just mention your name specifically and bam loophole. might have to talk in third person but hey it isnt the worse thing u could be doin

InvinsibleThreat 10 years ago
I don;t really care if she cheats as long as she loves me.

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

JuiceBoxHooligan 8 years ago
Polyamory B)

JackJelqington 2 years ago
erm ive gotten by so far just fine without a gf so no thanx XD

Turetheee 9 years ago
I'm a alone

DV0100 11 years ago
That actually sounds unpredictable and fun! I am all for this!

mosley 11 years ago
Fuck that

alt-f4 4 years ago
my every desire: they like bendy and the ink machine (this is the most important condition by far) should have a cock (idc if its a guy or girl) they won't cheat (∞ iq)

Billgates420 11 years ago
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT I DONT GIVE A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

calser 6 years ago
seems like a personal experience of the person who wrote this

DreKanzAhmad 10 years ago
i want a pure love

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
1/3 chance? I'll take that.

OverDuck42p 9 years ago
What if im single?

KenzieNerdz 10 years ago
So?? The person I want has never actually cheated on anyone xD No downside for me!

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago
I ask myself if I asked him to shapeshift, if it would work...

WildKatGirl 11 years ago
Just because they are 'up for it' doesn't mean they can actually do it.
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TheRealGlacadia 3 years ago
Where's the downside?

Tour Xiu Rose 13 years ago
33.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333%... nah not worth it
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