Will You Press The Button?

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

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miwijkowo 5 months ago

Also available at all good Churches!

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Bannana1862 11 years ago

WHO WOULDNT PRESS THE BUTTON....Oh 21% the human race is very stupid

qihangya 5 years ago

Now 19 percent

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the.coronach 11 years ago

o mighty goldfish, tell me all your secrets

miwijkowo 5 months ago

blublublub

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PingoPawn2 10 years ago

get the woof out of here or i'll woof your ass!

DenChiz 10 years ago

*dying cat* Me: i cant understand! WTF is this 50%! It does not work when I need it!! Cat: Meow... Me: Fk, just hold on, we"re close to the vet now! Cat: i love you...

Doodle128 4 years ago

Fun fact: Cats are incapable of loving anything ever, that"s literally a scientifically backed fact, they kick their kids out after they ween off milk and would prefer doing literally anything besides being around a person if they had the option

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oldnotweak 11 years ago

it doesn't say anything about the animals understand you or you being able to understand them and the downside didn't even mention if it happens ONLY WHEN YOU ARE TALKING TO ANIMALS, so this button could turn you into a mumbling madman who makes crazy animal noises half the time

PingoPawn2 10 years ago

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Werewolfman0809098 11 years ago

TEMMIE LUV TEM AND DIS MY FRIEND TEM AND MY OTHER FIREND TEM AND MY OTHER FIREND bob :333333

Ferf225 10 years ago

Hi I'm bob

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Adrianne_DeForest 9 years ago

Might as well. Not much to lose.

Myself123 10 years ago

That's be awesome to talk in animal noises. Oink oink, oink oink oink oink; hi bob, hey Bobby you ok?

Snakeeyes 11 years ago

Nehoy minoy

KinnexTheDotz 9 years ago

I CAN talk to animals anyways; they just won't talk back. But if, half of the time I'm talking to animals, I make animal noises... I don't need to bark in public, thanks...

CAAKE 10 years ago

Can't you then just say the same thing over again if animal noises come out??

Yehboi 10 years ago

Harambe would still be alive..

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Harambe is dead now, you forgot about him. I appreciate that!

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Stathis Papadopoulos 13 years ago

Why... not?

Cold sun de gaming 11 years ago

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Duckmaster 5 years ago

Well the question is, do they understand you and respond back

homestuckTrash 12 years ago

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DaTrollDude 10 years ago

RAISE YOUR RIGHT SLASH IF YOU LIKE TALKING TO YOUR DOG

PurplePatriot 8 years ago

Even if it is animal noises I can still understand them because it didnt say I can only speak to animals if they speak words.

Emily Dali 13 years ago

So you have a 50% chance of talking to animals instead of 0%?

undertaleforlife 10 years ago

I like them odds

brickboy360 11 years ago

Down side????

PeanutbutterMan 10 years ago

This is what would happen: Me: Hello Eric! Eric the cow: Hello! Me: Moo Eric the cow: ... Me: sorry I have a cold. Eric the cow: okay. Me: moo Eric the cow: could i get you anything to help? Me: Moo Eric the cow: WHAT??? Me: I said I would like a... [Show full comment]

SupDoge 11 years ago

NAAAAG!

kawaiigajeelyo 11 years ago

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MaKennaHazen 10 years ago

Imagine just having a conversation with your crush then you start sounding like a chipmunk. Because you know that would be really funny

Sam Montana 11 years ago

im basically eliza thornberry then

JujuAGayUnicorn 10 years ago

19% of our people are not smart noodles .-.

oldnotweak 11 years ago

free superpower that only works half the time

Skyfire14 8 years ago

So when I talk to animals, it can come out as either words or animal sounds? They'll understand either way, and I'm assuming I'll understand them.

Girl on fire 12 years ago

Why the hell not

CaptinGamer 11 years ago

win win either way

FredBearGold 9 years ago

at least you have a chance

Steven Ducky Caulfield 13 years ago

What's the downside?

Black_Is_Here 10 years ago

Imagine your taking to a deer on a camping trip with your friends and then you start making weird deer noises that be awesome!!!!

Soumya 9 years ago

Any downside?

craftxbox 11 years ago

no downside lol

Lolipop98 11 years ago

am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

memelord123456789 4 years ago

If you pressed it 50 percent chance your life will be the same and 50 percent chance you can talk to animals so if you did not press the button you are very dumb or hate animals

du6511 12 years ago

But what if you are FLUTTERSHY??!

ThatAngryCatDemon 8 years ago

*cough cough when Harry Potter first found out parsletongue*

Stellan Bernhardsson 13 years ago

NO FUDGING DOWNSIDDDDDEEEEEEE!!W!EDT&Â½R!/!&&/WT&E%UM; but my dog would only say: bark food bark water bark hi bark *laugh*

EnderWolf1269 10 years ago

Ka-kaw... i mean hey

KAW GAMING 11 years ago

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