"Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?"
"If I say aye will it make a brawl?"
"Aye."
"I do bite my thumb, sir."
"Do you bite your thumb at ME, sir?"
"I do bite my thumb, sir, but not at YOU, sir!"
There is no downside.
The only downside is that I can't talk about anime or tumblr or Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, or anything else that didn't exist in Shakespeare's time. But on the plus side, I would get to quote Shakespeare all the time, and not just when it's necess...[Show full comment]
starlight10 years ago
the fact that you put my life into that one comment.....SUPERNATURAL IS MY LIFE!
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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE....[Show full comment]
remember yolo11 years ago
Just don't
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jajaja9 years ago
who wouldn't want to speak like a famous poet?
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Evil_J5 years ago
A plague on both your houses!
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inkredeble11 years ago
Where's the downside here? *at the store* "To buy or not to buy?"
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Dream_Er9 years ago
Dont get whats wrong with that
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Winchester who11 years ago
Downside thy no see
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Chess_Player10 years ago
Wineth-Wineth situationeth
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sullie9811 years ago
I would make other people feel dumb. Wait... i already do that so, Yes please
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Panifex8 years ago
Shakespeare used thousands of words in his plays and sonnets. You could still quote him and talk about anything you wanted
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fangirling_is_life12 years ago
I see no downside to this one
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MinkoandorDemeter9 years ago
TIP TIP M"LADY
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Serenity Hempstock13 years ago
and that's bad.... how?
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FattyTheFat10 years ago
And be a super dramatic and hilarious millionaire? HELL YA!
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XanderLionheart9 years ago
"Being or not being... I do not care because I'm rich!"
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WeaponOfChoice2 years ago
And in this way the maiden’s was eloquence was perfected, so many years speaking in the common tongue had led to the disuse of poetry…
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SuperPvPingcocoa11 years ago
Don't now that sports player shakespear was he a porns star?
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ShadowDragon236511 years ago
My friends think I always speak in Shakespeare.
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Cutefoxix6 years ago
what, you egg?
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firefightingcat12 years ago
YES FINALLY
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DarkOverlord29 years ago
I despise Shakespeare, so fuck that
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GangsternauwL9 years ago
Shakespeare theoretically made the first your-mother-jokes, so i think ill have a good time... your mum will as well
GabiGabskittwens8 years ago
😂 lol
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WowThisIsSuchAnAmazingApp10 years ago
Ill just write my messages
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AquaMarinezHD11 years ago
Eh id just get a Stephen Hawking thing and type what i want to say lol
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ZZZxzxz .i.10 years ago
>i.
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Brynthekiller11 years ago
I don't care for money or being famous
creatingHavoc41311 years ago
*I care not for fame nor for wealth.
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Panifex9 years ago
Since a quotation could be any word or phrase, just string a bunch of them together to form mostly normal speech
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Ctheman Thaman13 years ago
Keep thy friend
Under thy own life's key.
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Maypaws5 years ago
Always keep a pen handy.
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ThisNerd11 years ago
To be or not to be, that is the question.
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EpicGold9999 years ago
I don't get this at all 👎🏼😡👿😠!!!
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FIRESAC11 years ago
Rich, famous and also interesting?
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Knucklesfan10 years ago
Well, I can simply speak vaguely about things. When in doubt I'll point at the character I am speaking of.
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belle kitty11 years ago
no downside
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Dragon girl12 years ago
To press, or not to press, that is the question
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bradythehuman11 years ago
He is riteðŸ²
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Burstbusterz9 years ago
So, Frasier and Niles Crane on mental steroids?
No fucking downside
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