You are granted three wishes
but
Every wish you make will reduce your lifespan accordingly to the type of wish that you make. (The more complicated the wish, the more lifespan it will take.)
I will not


minimegaman09010 months ago
Oh, the genie doesn't let you wish to change the rules? JUST WISH YOU COULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dogerium9 years ago
First Wish: wish to have no lifespan removal, Second Wish: wish infinite wishes, Third and other wishes: anything.

supcub20092 years ago
I WANT TO DIE ANYWAYS SO WHY NOT
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Callum Walton9 years ago
"I wish you wouldn't reduce my lifespan every time I made a wish, you dick."

Etharian9 years ago
Wish one: Immortality Wish two: Unlimited wishes ?????????? Profit!!!

FattyTheFat9 years ago
No Etharian pressing "enter" is broken
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xKitKatx4 years ago
I just want to have minecraft and roblox forever second wish wings. third wish ink world

Charlie Banks12 years ago
immortality, ability to change form and size of whoever I think of at will, and ability to create anything at will (including time machine for when the sun goes supernova and everything dies)

Hyltran2 years ago
Your sun 🌞 will never go supernova because it is to small for that. It will be a red giant one day though.
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JustJackie8 years ago
Well what if you wish to be immortal and to have unlimited wishes?

FattyTheFat9 years ago
Wish for immortality, wish to create a machine to make all these buttons on this site real but without any downsides, and third wish always be able to have brownies at any time

FattyTheFat9 years ago
Lol just saw this question again!

Poomanpeebird7 years ago
Wish for unlimited wishes.

TheBigZet7 years ago
Better press it, I'll have 3 wishes stored without concequences until usage

BunnyLover11018 years ago
Infinate wishes, 500 more years to my lifespan, I become hot, etc.

KiwiBird2028 years ago
Make my life span at least 120 years, regardless of anything else!

Patrick Ravnsbjerg Holm12 years ago
Wish for infinite wishes. Wish for wishes not to take anymore lifespan. ???

Caleb Fogle12 years ago
Mortality

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
"mortality" has already been gained to us.
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Cyc10n37 years ago
1.be immortal 2.rule the world 3.have an infinite supply of everything (I am a kid so I didn't say anything about girls)

fandomsvsmuggles11 years ago
All y'all saying to wish for immortality, wish to never die from old age. Because how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying. (Sorry, song lyrics)

stride13139 years ago
I wish for shape shifting, immortality, and... I dunno, World Peace?

JaycTheButtonGuy4 years ago
Easy. Wish number 1: Remove the downside of this button press. Wish number 2: Wish for unlimited wishes.

Dejayc9 years ago
Make a wish to cancel out any bad effects, wish for another 2 wishes. There you go - 3 wishes with no bad effects. Of course, you could always wish for many more wishes.

Conner Wolf12 years ago
I'd wish for random stupid stuff, unlimited free pizza shouldn't take off too much

what555559 years ago
1. Immortal Life 2. Become Dark Lord Sauron 3. Get more Wishes

TheFloofyProtogen5 years ago
Wish to have an infinite lifespan. Problem solved.

TheFloofyProtogen5 years ago
Also have the ability to change my body shape and form at any time and be able to change events in time.

Powerbutton9 years ago
Wishes for being the best Muslim. (not a terorist). Wish for immortality

joe121678 years ago
I wish I died

danisnotonfire9 years ago
just make your first wish to be immortal. Or is that so complicated that you'll die and be stuck in a on going paradox?

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

MidnightBlade8 years ago
I have died many times so what would it matter.

AsrielHero4 months ago
Complicated and specific? I see the point here. I could theoretically wish for my anime waifu to come to life, but that only account for her being alive IN-GAME. I have to spend a second wish to bring her to reality, and a potential third to transport her ...[Show full comment]

FatassYoshi527 years ago
Wish 1: Delicious, healthy food Wish 2: Flying chicken (because why not?) Wish 3: Add 10 more years to my lifespan

Squashue10 years ago
1) 100 million dollars. 2) Another 100 million dollars. 3) Elongated lifespans for me and my boyfriend

EnRaller12 months ago
ermmm downside?

Dogerium9 years ago
First Wish: wish to have no lifespan removal, Second Wish: wish infinite wishes, Third and other wishes: anything.

AndrewT12039 years ago
Just wish to never age, duh...

Dark224 years ago
living until my family dies

Knight Archer9 years ago
Use one wish to not lose any life and then the other one unlimited wishes

TonicGix8 years ago
i would wish that this affect was never infact made and that i just got infinite wishes

Christopher Dufresne12 years ago
Immortality, Shape shifting into any real or mythical animal (Gojira!), Perfect ability with all past, present and future weapons and languages (Ability=Fluency)

UrsoDasNeves7 years ago
1 wish:increase lifespan 2wish:more wishes wish3:literally everything i want

wcz9 years ago
Can't I just wish for no lifespan reduction and for more wishes?

WBGrock8 years ago
Immortality, omnipotence. Trillions of dollars of cash. The loophole here is the complexity of the wish determines the span removed, not the power.

EmsFear8 years ago
i cant deal with death so no

XiaoXSisH0M07 months ago
第一个愿望:让我永生 第二个愿望:让我能许无数个愿望 第三个愿望:我有花不完的钱

RedShirt0479 years ago
Wish 1: Eternal Youth/Immortality.

NATEDOGG0911077 years ago
Wish that you cannot die

happygolucky10 years ago
I'm making my wishes based on the assumption that there are no loopholes to gain infinite wishes. 1) I wish I were completely invulnerable and immortal until such time as I choose to become human again. 2) I wish I were a super powerful telekinetic, capa...[Show full comment]

JohanShiju3 years ago
I wish to have someone pay me $1000 an hour 24/7 for the rest of my life for shits and giggles.

ZAX159 years ago
Wish for a longer life span

Warwilliam17 years ago
I wish to die

flaminknight10 years ago
1. immortality 2. infinite wishes 3. not telling

FlameBlaze9 years ago
I want immortality have any superpower i want and have unlimited whishes
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