You are granted three wishes
but
Every wish you make will reduce your lifespan accordingly to the type of wish that you make. (The more complicated the wish, the more lifespan it will take.)
I will not

jinjinjijiao last year
我的愿望是与天地同寿。

sdfvbnjm last year
天才!

Dogerium 11 years ago
First Wish: wish to have no lifespan removal, Second Wish: wish infinite wishes, Third and other wishes: anything.

supcub2009 4 years ago
I WANT TO DIE ANYWAYS SO WHY NOT
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minimegaman090 2 years ago
Oh, the genie doesn't let you wish to change the rules? JUST WISH YOU COULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Callum Walton 11 years ago
"I wish you wouldn't reduce my lifespan every time I made a wish, you dick."

xKitKatx 6 years ago
I just want to have minecraft and roblox forever second wish wings. third wish ink world

Etharian 11 years ago
Wish one: Immortality Wish two: Unlimited wishes ?????????? Profit!!!

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
No Etharian pressing "enter" is broken
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Charlie Banks 13 years ago
immortality, ability to change form and size of whoever I think of at will, and ability to create anything at will (including time machine for when the sun goes supernova and everything dies)

Hyltran 3 years ago
Your sun 🌞 will never go supernova because it is to small for that. It will be a red giant one day though.
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JustJackie 9 years ago
Well what if you wish to be immortal and to have unlimited wishes?

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
Wish for immortality, wish to create a machine to make all these buttons on this site real but without any downsides, and third wish always be able to have brownies at any time

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
Lol just saw this question again!

Poomanpeebird 8 years ago
Wish for unlimited wishes.

TheBigZet 8 years ago
Better press it, I'll have 3 wishes stored without concequences until usage

BunnyLover1101 10 years ago
Infinate wishes, 500 more years to my lifespan, I become hot, etc.

KiwiBird202 10 years ago
Make my life span at least 120 years, regardless of anything else!

Patrick Ravnsbjerg Holm 13 years ago
Wish for infinite wishes. Wish for wishes not to take anymore lifespan. ???

Caleb Fogle 13 years ago
Mortality

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago
"mortality" has already been gained to us.
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USGC 9 years ago
Just wish for immortality, then wise for infinite wishes

meatloave 2 years ago
Wish for a slice of pizza reduces lifespan by 1/1000000000000000 of a second. Wish to become a god reduces lifespan by 2minutes

i8sumpi 11 years ago
My short wish: pie?

FloweyTheButton 8 years ago
These questions are answered with a simple. W ish for immortality

ShadowTheKitty 11 years ago
I think i would wish for very simple things that wouldn't really damage my life span. 1) Elongated Life Span by 100 years. 2) 3 friends of my choosing get teleported to me. 3) I get anything i want at the snap of my fingers.

TédioAbsoluto 4 years ago
ok this one is really hard to loophole oh wait no is not, first: immortality, second: infinite wishes, third: omnipotence

TheGuyWithaCookie 11 years ago
immortality,infinite wishes, and a immortal pug then 2nd wish comes into play, infinite monney world peace all suffering ends etc.

echommm 11 years ago
what if i wantt an immortal beagle?

TrevorTheDominator 9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

PtdShiny 12 years ago
One wish. Sburb being real, along with me and my chosen group of friends being able to play it.

xXjeremy360Xx 10 years ago
Than I wish that doesn't happen

Panifex 9 years ago
First wish: immortality Second wish: all catches on wishes disappear Third wish: infinite wishes

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
Wish 1 Extreme intelligence Wish 2 A TARDIS With 3 Immortality

idkwhattoputhere 6 years ago
my first wish to is to have immortality and my second wish is to have a brain that can handle any amount of knowledge without going insane and my last wish is to have an iq of 1000

Ain't nobody got time for username 11 years ago
Wish for more wishes become immortal and become Harry pooter 💩

ef23r last year
看来只剩两个愿望了

dtfe 11 years ago
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/287034 Check out this one. Should be hard to choose one to click or to not.

Natanm1 8 years ago
how about I wish to become an immortal beyond-god being that cannot feel and pain

HaruMyBoo 11 years ago
I wish to live forever

MangoMango 9 years ago
A book of spells, immortality and the lovr of my life :^)

Fortnite-is-fortshite 9 years ago
If you can't wish for infinite wishes, just use a wish to wish that you could wish for more wishes. Good lord, I said wishes a lot.

legendoflink 12 years ago
1. Wish i was Immortal 2. wish i could wish for more wishes 3. wish for more wishes.

EdgyPotato 10 years ago
easily loopholed

youzimo 2 years ago
我是不是可以许愿延长寿命?

Nightlizard 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

vampireslayer197 10 years ago
Immortality shape shifting @ will & flying

REVENGE_ 5 years ago
Give me life in 100

TheSaintGaming 11 years ago
I can just take wish to have more wishes and wish that my life span grow lol

xXAlpha_SaturnXx 9 years ago
What if I wish to never die?

SpyGirl229 12 years ago
1)Immortality 2)Shape shifting (into literally anything!) 3)No more depression

NONODONTFREAKINGTOUCHMETHERE 6 years ago
Longer life for every wish=death but life (it"s a logic black hole)

The Guy 11 years ago
1 Wish for wishes not to take lifespan, 2 wishes for infinite wishes,( ...37845023485783257348950734589743589743285739572389759235835723594357 wishes later) Wishes for luck

lolo2020 9 years ago
I wish to have Imortality,to be rich,and to have infernet wishes. JUST MADE A LOOPHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOSS77 10 years ago
Just ask for loads of wishes and take away the lifespans!

LeGuerreChaton 9 years ago
1: shape shifting 2: Die when I choose to. 3: More wishes.

Puggy 2 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]
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