Will You Press The Button?

NotSoGoldGoldfish 11 years ago

Then don't shave. Fuckin wax or pluck m8 >.> <br> (You and your first world problems. lmao <br> (I can't grow hair and im jealous.) :C

bizzare-cringe 6 years ago

Yeah. Wax multiple times a day. That won’t give you burns and scars all over your body... oh wait.

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puppy 11 years ago

i never fucking got razor burn so i don't give a fuck

53NP41 11 years ago

ikr that makes no sense

Big_Smoke 9 years ago

So basically, you will be like Rapunzel... ... [Show full comment]

Cyc10n3 8 years ago

You Remind Me Of Your Order...

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Dapper_Potato 9 years ago

If a immigrant and a child molester gets into a fight would it be Alien vs Predator?

bizzare-cringe 6 years ago

No because the term “alien” is horrible. They are JUST people.

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Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Razor burns give you character

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

ive seen you like 50 times

jenmu 10 years ago

being...female...?

SSJB_Ace 5 years ago

Jannis shut tf up we don't need to think about that.

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helpplz 11 years ago

DUMBLEDOR BEARD

Lelsanic 11 years ago

LOOPHOLE: IMA GIRL LOL

evilman987 11 years ago

Every bit of hair grows faster.

ShadowBonnie 10 years ago

Razor burn? I don't need to worry.

CUP95040 10 years ago

now i can have a magnificent beard

Julian Ehrhardt 13 years ago

Guess what smurf i am

Gavinevans 8 years ago

Don't shave get a sick ass bears

bizzare-cringe 6 years ago

Hell yeah. Get bears!

GDPYT 10 years ago

Fuck it, I wanna be gandalf.

JohnCena61482 11 years ago

My hair would be so sexy.

lito420 11 years ago

Ill just have to just shorten the beard every hour n give the hair to cancer

Sister-Christina Stratford 13 years ago

MARVEL AT THE RUG I CALL MY LEGS

mr micky poo 11 years ago

im not gonna get razor burns but im gonna get razor cuts im a clumsy guy so thats absolute hell 4 me

man22 11 years ago

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TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

If you use an electric razor, you never get razor burn. Just saying.

CCthecat 10 years ago

Oh noes im tomboy den how ah

Ron Vaksman 13 years ago

real man dont shave real man have ANORMOS HAIR!!! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANLYYYYYYYYYYY

oldnotweak 11 years ago

lol razor burn is for children. i dry shave with a bowie knife. stop being bitches

arley86 8 years ago

I see no downside, I dont shave anyways

Poopygreeen 10 years ago

Ive never got razor burn

Nao 11 years ago

never shaving again xD

dedkids0 10 years ago

Jeiejwjw

peanutbutterpegasus 11 years ago

I'd rather get razor burn

KristjÃ¡n Breki 13 years ago

your hair can only grow a certain length plus id have the manliest of manly beards so fuck yeah

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 11 years ago

Im 12 (. _ . )

Galaxydude90 9 years ago

So a Rapunzel Fuck

Kalicrimson 11 years ago

People are so annoying with COPY PASTE THIS OR HAVE BAD RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS

Kittykat14040 10 years ago

I mean seriously. 4 sentences.

Oimfiel 12 years ago

You shave? I'm sorry that the weight of mynliness is too much for you.

IHiO 10 years ago

Cool, i already have medium-long hair but it take so long to grow it make me mad. Button pressed, it's gonna get annoying but at least i can test out lot of differents haircuts and donate/sell long nice hair. :3

IHiO 10 years ago

Nevermind it's about beard. I don't care i never get razor burn and have to shave everyday anyway.

Iohanis 8 years ago

I nevr shave so idc im a girl i want long hair

bizzare-cringe 6 years ago

... what about your legs?? You’re obviously a child nvm

Louis-Philippe Pariseau 13 years ago

What kind of life is that?

evilman987 11 years ago

Good for girls to grow the longest head of hair, guys get long beards win win.

DerToskana 10 years ago

Just let them grow

Devalore 11 years ago

OR just let your hair grow out and only shave when you're about to go in public and bring a razor with you

Duckyface 11 years ago

KEEP THE BEARD

Nick Schaefer 13 years ago

I already have to, so seems good.

SydneyWalsh 9 years ago

Pluck pluck, I won't shave my non existing beard

SyTaC WhooVeZz 11 years ago

i love razor burn, just pour some aftershave on it and i can almost hear it hissing

Chattishgirl 11 years ago

avin is right

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BananaDude 10 years ago

I am practically bald so win win

Alpaka Designs 11 years ago

I wouldn't want to shave. Man-beard ALL THE WAY!

restoboxer 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Pseudopourri42 10 years ago

i am 15

JannisKastner 8 years ago

Not like you get older or anything?

ButtonMaster556 4 years ago

I like the pain

GoldenFalcon 11 years ago

Meh, i could grow a sick long beard and be an old wise man on top of the mountain!

David Padgett 13 years ago

THE ULTIMATE BEARD

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