Will You Press The Button?

NotSoGoldGoldfish 11 years ago

Then don't shave. Fuckin wax or pluck m8 >.> <br> (You and your first world problems. lmao <br> (I can't grow hair and im jealous.) :C

bizzare-cringe 6 years ago

Yeah. Wax multiple times a day. That won’t give you burns and scars all over your body... oh wait.

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puppy 11 years ago

i never fucking got razor burn so i don't give a fuck

53NP41 11 years ago

ikr that makes no sense

Big_Smoke 10 years ago

So basically, you will be like Rapunzel... ... [Show full comment]

Cyc10n3 8 years ago

You Remind Me Of Your Order...

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Dapper_Potato 9 years ago

If a immigrant and a child molester gets into a fight would it be Alien vs Predator?

bizzare-cringe 6 years ago

No because the term “alien” is horrible. They are JUST people.

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Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Razor burns give you character

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

ive seen you like 50 times

jenmu 10 years ago

being...female...?

SSJB_Ace 5 years ago

Jannis shut tf up we don't need to think about that.

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helpplz 11 years ago

DUMBLEDOR BEARD

BananaDude 10 years ago

I am practically bald so win win

Alpaka Designs 11 years ago

I wouldn't want to shave. Man-beard ALL THE WAY!

Pseudopourri42 10 years ago

i am 15

JannisKastner 8 years ago

Not like you get older or anything?

restoboxer 12 years ago

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David Padgett 13 years ago

THE ULTIMATE BEARD

ButtonMaster556 5 years ago

I like the pain

GoldenFalcon 11 years ago

Meh, i could grow a sick long beard and be an old wise man on top of the mountain!

CaptinGamer 11 years ago

I would become a hairy bigfoot!

KathiraNarae 11 years ago

I don't shave anyway...

Matthew Steele 13 years ago

Seeing as I shave multiple times a day anyway, I awould be cool with this.

Emily.xoxoxo3 11 years ago

I will wax

Aniyah_Jackson 8 years ago

Noe thnks m8

Manchester 10 years ago

I don't like shaving, so... *presses button*

PostOfficeTuna 11 years ago

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MNITIMMY 10 years ago

Did you have that beard before you got hear?

Estlo 11 years ago

I'm a girl just have to wear my hair as clothes

KatzSimmer 11 years ago

Ima girl

Joshua Smith 13 years ago

ZZ TOP THAT.

rickmin4 6 months ago

give me more hair

ShadowBonnie 10 years ago

Razor burn? I don't need to worry.

Lelsanic 11 years ago

LOOPHOLE: IMA GIRL LOL

evilman987 11 years ago

Every bit of hair grows faster.

Julian Ehrhardt 13 years ago

Guess what smurf i am

CUP95040 11 years ago

now i can have a magnificent beard

Gavinevans 8 years ago

Don't shave get a sick ass bears

bizzare-cringe 6 years ago

Hell yeah. Get bears!

JohnCena61482 11 years ago

My hair would be so sexy.

GDPYT 10 years ago

Fuck it, I wanna be gandalf.

lito420 11 years ago

Ill just have to just shorten the beard every hour n give the hair to cancer

Sister-Christina Stratford 13 years ago

MARVEL AT THE RUG I CALL MY LEGS

mr micky poo 11 years ago

im not gonna get razor burns but im gonna get razor cuts im a clumsy guy so thats absolute hell 4 me

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

If you use an electric razor, you never get razor burn. Just saying.

man22 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]