Will You Press The Button?

FedoraNorth 10 years ago

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable, but that my dear children is called cannabalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies" -Johnny Depp

Logic_Gatekeeper 4 years ago

@AwesomeBro404 Sorry to do this to you... r/Woooosh

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DucksGamingDK 11 years ago

Everything is already edible if you just try hard enough

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

That...is true!!! I read about the airplane in a book

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nopants99 11 years ago

Just eat real food but have this power encase you have to eat a wall or something. Just think about ti theres lots of situations you mite have when you need to eat a wall.

splicercrow 9 years ago

but how doea one bite a flat surface? 0.o

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Chimichanga 11 years ago

Just because it's edible doesn't mean you have to eat it ;)

skydude221 11 years ago

You could eat the prison bars or concrete to escape and eat the guards if they atack

Degenerate 9 years ago

Wtf...

neverknown 11 years ago

So basically, Bear Grylls.

Mark,Jacksepticfan234 11 years ago

Just because everything is edible doesn't mean you have to eat it haha beat that!

Timothy Johnson 13 years ago

Only eat real food, use power to get out of diffcult situations. like prison bars in a cell or a stuck seatbelt in a crashed car.

SFS_25798 6 years ago

But wouldn’t your teeth still break?

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Reedgirl76 8 years ago

The only reason i pressed the button for this is because im always hungry and dont care if it tastes good or not

GraceClark 9 years ago

If everyone could do this then world hunger is gone

Reedgirl76 8 years ago

That is so true

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago

EAT EVERYONE. The real apocalypse.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

AND EAT POLICE BULLETS I"M UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!! Whoops I ate too much *covers the whole planet in barf*

Manjen 10 years ago

WOW IT WORKED! I CAN FINALLY EAT ANYTHING...

dolphinlover609 11 years ago

there is a thing called TRYING FOOD has anybody ever heard of it?

wolfenstar 11 years ago

If you try new food you'll ether hate it or love it or its "okay".

MNITIMMY 11 years ago

Reuse poop

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Poop is edible but disgusting

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TrueDrew 11 years ago

So... real life?

Mayra Mendieta Arce 13 years ago

BERTIE BOTTS BEANS TRAINED ME FOR THIS

boilingwillya 11 years ago

Exactly what I thought I still have too many of them...

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the117doctor 10 years ago

Fuck off.

ashslayer 5 years ago

Literally a free power, IF it only works for you and not everyone. I hate unspecific buttons.

xxlaynethebossyoutube 10 years ago

you just have to yolo all your food

EthanHeath 9 years ago

What if you eat actual food and it taste like cardboard because if you can eat any thing your tastebuds might change

ceafaxer 10 years ago

You could win so many bets. You: Bro, bet I could eat this rat poison Him: Nu way You: *eats it and doesn't die Him: Gives you 20 bucks

SimplyNellyxo 11 years ago

doesn't mean that almost evrybody will be edible which means more cannibalism... EW!

TrueMCmaniac 11 years ago

Trial and error

Nathathan 9 years ago

So... basically real food? You don't know your opinion on food till you try it

Sybau last year

My life is like this

THATGUYSNIPEYOU 10 years ago

I don't know that any way so no...no downside

dixon cider 11 years ago

ehhh did anyone think of food roulette

Captain Actually 10 years ago

Taste small samples of everything before eating it!

dankmeme420blazeit 11 years ago

It's just like trying new foods...Does that mean I can eat the people I hate? â˜º

neverknown 11 years ago

They are edible, but murder is punishable through obvious means.

LoneDragon 8 years ago

Exactly, Timothy Johnson!

religarro 12 years ago

.....like...every time?.....does your memory of taste not work?.....

Ivanb 9 years ago

How I now does it tastes like candy or like poop?!?!?!?!?!

LOLturbez 11 years ago

why would you eat unedible food?

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago

That would be bad for the world

TrueReaper 11 years ago

If your starving and theres no food you can survive

Bradinator343 5 years ago

This is just normal food, just with more power... Not the most useful thing in the world, but hey why not?

Takokat 10 years ago

No downside

JustinStimson 9 years ago

Trump was yummy!

Cadence05 10 years ago

But what if you like chewing on your pen/pencil in class?

EpicSparklez98 11 years ago

I'll just stick to food, but everyone else can eat whatever they want~

thesamo699 11 years ago

Does that mean that i think my pc is delicious and i will eat it?

PokemonPokemonPokemonPokemonPokemonPokemonPokemon032 9 years ago

Pokemon.

Sentient.1x1.Lego.Brick 3 months ago

Is that not just...real life? You can eat anything if you try hard enough

Big_Smoke 10 years ago

This would be useful for going to America for free. (Wall, you know what I'm talking about, right?)

EternalLuiz 10 years ago

Eating my way out of jail. Eating flames to not burn myself. Eating dat pussy.

You mama 11 years ago

Canibal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NinjaBuggeln 12 years ago

That's OK. What if you are starving? Also find cheap edible things and give them to the people of Africa.

ValerieParker 9 years ago

My food allergies wouldn't be an issue, right?

RiverRainWing 9 years ago

Failing to see the issue in this. Please help. You can eat anything. So you can eat something when you are starving. You can eat your homework and blame it on your dog. If you eat the thing then you will know if it is good or bad. You can now no joke eat a whole ice cream truck.

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