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You will be successful in everything you do

but

You can never have children

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235x0 3 years ago

I will be successful at shape-shifting and getting inter universe teleportation!

Bear5 2 years ago

rickothy and or mortymer

EnchancedEpic54 10 years ago

ADOPTION AND LOTS OF SEX no downside

flowkrad 9 years ago

you cant have kids theres no getting out of it

Wof_and_Pokemon_and_undertale_lover_also_a_werewolf 9 years ago

Error 404: Downside not found.

Ashley McLeod 13 years ago

Successful in EVERYTHING I do? What if I try to procreate? PARADOX!!!

Hyltran 4 years ago

This loop 🔁 hole 🕳 is stupid.

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Hollyumbreon 10 years ago

What if I'm asexual and don't want children 😄

Awowakx 3 years ago

Same :v

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ZoeBrianna 8 years ago

Where’s the downside? I don’t even want screaming demons

Veryspookyfox 9 years ago

this is why they invented condoms

ZippyDoggey 9 years ago

Who needs kids when you can have puppies!

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Or kittens!

Jessica Winters 13 years ago

Yeah I don't want children anyways

daishuge 3 years ago

the same!

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WongShueLing 8 years ago

that"s cool ! i don't plan to have one anyway.

Alice Wolf 13 years ago

NO CHILDREN? DUDE no downside for me

Marshall Cresant Luna 13 years ago

I can adopt kids you genius ass button

happyrapingtime 7 years ago

You fool, I can have a son that"s a teenager. Not a child

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winterfrost 10 years ago

no downside yeet

NotThatGuy 10 years ago

I don't even WANT fucking children so hell yea

WhyShouldUCare 10 years ago

There"s this thing called adoption...

seashaw 10 years ago

Clara: Look, is she alright? Would you bring her over? The Doctor: I can't bring her over. I'm a Time Lord, not a child minder! Clara: You"ve got a spaceship, all we"ve got are oyster cards. 12th Doctor (Forrest of the Night)

Emily01 10 years ago

its called adoption boi

Pengu11 11 years ago

so i will be successful at being the best at minecraft

blissful madness 11 years ago

i will try to become imortal

Chief_Reef 11 years ago

@MIDAS It's immortal you dumbass w/ no grammar skills

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Tatezaray 11 years ago

I'll have successful sex so I will have kids anyway

dmize 11 years ago

wtf that makes no sence

Mac Tripp Millsaps 13 years ago

dont want kids, checkmate.

Jesse James 13 years ago

fuck kids I don't want none anyways

Pomaikai P. Levy 13 years ago

I could just adopt

RGPZ 8 years ago

No You Cant

Cole French 13 years ago

I don't want children anyways.

Glenn Caplin 13 years ago

I'd press it. If I ever want to raise children I can adopt.

Evil_J last year

Joke's on you, I already have a kid and got snipped

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

One word: adoption.

CrazBerry 11 years ago

WHAT I WANT KIDS THAT WILL HAVE MY FREAKING BLOOD I CAN'T DO THIS PLUS MY FAMILY IS SUCCESFUL ANYWAYS

SarahIsTrans 5 years ago

I always planned on adopting

Doooweeeoooo 10 years ago

Hell yeah I don't want children anyway, and if I did, I could always adopt, right

DoctorJohCoy 12 years ago

but...AAGGHHH

gabmat15 11 years ago

are you serious?

Pojjjkhn 6 years ago

So even Succesful in children

ThatOneAotFanboi 10 years ago

fuck kids pull out game strong

jkennedy7187 12 years ago

Real life lol

The Nerdy Villager 11 years ago

Dan, I'll never be able to have children for dinner again.

guygamer9996 3 years ago

1 word: adoption

Rhenarra 10 years ago

Where"s the downside

MasterDT 11 years ago

Wait so I finally get to be successful AND I don't have to worry about pesky smelly kids ruining my good moods? NO DOWNSIDE.

8nicolas8 11 years ago

I can be successful in impregnating plus it says children I can still have a kid

teharha 3 years ago

You can just adopt one lmao

Kazuto Kirigaya 11 years ago

No kids? -Looks At Asuna- We've found it, worship with me babe. -Praises Button-

IanWeikle 8 years ago

I already have children

Gopple 10 years ago

*Asexual laughing in the distance*

Michelle Onacse 13 years ago

There's always adoption

HowdyCheese 5 years ago

so no toddlers that harm themselves? no teenagers? AND im a cool kid?

gabrielfrag 10 years ago

Fuck YES, i don't even want children. so no down side.

runegod27 12 years ago

Time for some Successful sex!

Klol 9 years ago

I cannot find the downside!!!

darco379 11 years ago

sometimes children can be ungreatful

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