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You will be successful in everything you do

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You can never have children

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235x0 3 years ago

I will be successful at shape-shifting and getting inter universe teleportation!

Bear5 2 years ago

rickothy and or mortymer

EnchancedEpic54 10 years ago

ADOPTION AND LOTS OF SEX no downside

flowkrad 9 years ago

you cant have kids theres no getting out of it

Wof_and_Pokemon_and_undertale_lover_also_a_werewolf 9 years ago

Error 404: Downside not found.

Ashley McLeod 13 years ago

Successful in EVERYTHING I do? What if I try to procreate? PARADOX!!!

Hyltran 4 years ago

This loop 🔁 hole 🕳 is stupid.

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Hollyumbreon 10 years ago

What if I'm asexual and don't want children 😄

Awowakx 3 years ago

Same :v

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ZoeBrianna 8 years ago

Where’s the downside? I don’t even want screaming demons

Veryspookyfox 9 years ago

this is why they invented condoms

ZippyDoggey 9 years ago

Who needs kids when you can have puppies!

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Or kittens!

Jessica Winters 13 years ago

Yeah I don't want children anyways

daishuge 3 years ago

the same!

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WongShueLing 8 years ago

that"s cool ! i don't plan to have one anyway.

Alice Wolf 13 years ago

NO CHILDREN? DUDE no downside for me

Marshall Cresant Luna 13 years ago

I can adopt kids you genius ass button

happyrapingtime 7 years ago

You fool, I can have a son that"s a teenager. Not a child

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winterfrost 9 years ago

no downside yeet

NotThatGuy 10 years ago

I don't even WANT fucking children so hell yea

WhyShouldUCare 10 years ago

There"s this thing called adoption...

seashaw 10 years ago

Clara: Look, is she alright? Would you bring her over? The Doctor: I can't bring her over. I'm a Time Lord, not a child minder! Clara: You"ve got a spaceship, all we"ve got are oyster cards. 12th Doctor (Forrest of the Night)

Emily01 10 years ago

its called adoption boi

Pengu11 11 years ago

so i will be successful at being the best at minecraft

blissful madness 11 years ago

i will try to become imortal

Chief_Reef 11 years ago

@MIDAS It's immortal you dumbass w/ no grammar skills

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Tatezaray 11 years ago

I'll have successful sex so I will have kids anyway

dmize 11 years ago

wtf that makes no sence

Mac Tripp Millsaps 13 years ago

dont want kids, checkmate.

Jesse James 13 years ago

fuck kids I don't want none anyways

Pomaikai P. Levy 13 years ago

I could just adopt

RGPZ 8 years ago

No You Cant

Cole French 13 years ago

I don't want children anyways.

Glenn Caplin 13 years ago

I'd press it. If I ever want to raise children I can adopt.

Kookeekwisp 11 years ago

...why would I want to have children?!?

oceanwaterpug27 8 years ago

I DON'T EVEN WANT CHILDREN!!! PARENTING SUCKS!!!!! (I don't have children but I do know that it really does suck.)

Crybabyatapityparty 10 years ago

Downside?

Buttfucker666 9 years ago

Who wants shit heads walking round am I right?

sandro98 11 years ago

HELL YA

KittenLover_7 3 years ago

I am successful in having children.

daniel64 10 years ago

can adopt children

Kayla Koliatsis 13 years ago

Good then I can be amazing at everything and not have to worry about the little shits

IamDefalt 10 years ago

exactly

Ssmithj3 9 years ago

Double win

Fishtronaut 11 years ago

Adopt.duh!

cragun847 4 years ago

Will I be successful in making children then?

Hardin5687 10 years ago

Downside? It's literally my dream

Mr.Gepetto 12 years ago

As much as I want to graduate, be a professional writer and have a good job i need to have a child

PotatoCat36 8 years ago

No! I need kids to scoop my cats" litterboxes! Who else is gonna do it, me?!?!

HannibalKing602 10 years ago

Well if you mean procreate thats fine no need for condoms

majoaxel 11 years ago

And the downsie is?

Sepriolus 5 years ago

Life is for naught if you don't reproduce.

Bigbaddemon 10 years ago

Ok i can't have children... But i still can have a child !

Fandoms broke my feels 12 years ago

you can adopt.....

Damien469 9 years ago

I can be successful in having children :D

Candyprincess 11 years ago

U could just be successful in having children, if u even wanted to have children

IamApparentlyLean last year

Me, just telling my wife to go cheat on me for children: Or what about it being successful in having kids?

FreshlyBakedSadness 7 years ago

Does it mean also not adopting though?

Vixor the deathgun 10 years ago

Im probably gonna be single anyway

GayUnicorn7 12 years ago

But surely I'd be successful in having children?

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