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You will be successful in everything you do

but

You can never have children

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235x0last year

I will be successful at shape-shifting and getting inter universe teleportation!

Bear5last year

rickothy and or mortymer

EnchancedEpic549 years ago

ADOPTION AND LOTS OF SEX no downside

flowkrad8 years ago

you cant have kids theres no getting out of it

Wof_and_Pokemon_and_undertale_lover_also_a_werewolf8 years ago

Error 404: Downside not found.

Ashley McLeod12 years ago

Successful in EVERYTHING I do? What if I try to procreate? PARADOX!!!

Hyltran3 years ago

This loop 🔁 hole 🕳 is stupid.

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Hollyumbreon8 years ago

What if I'm asexual and don't want children 😄

Awowakxlast year

Same :v

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ZoeBrianna7 years ago

Where’s the downside? I don’t even want screaming demons

Veryspookyfox7 years ago

this is why they invented condoms

ZippyDoggey8 years ago

Who needs kids when you can have puppies!

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Or kittens!

Jessica Winters12 years ago

Yeah I don't want children anyways

daishuge2 years ago

the same!

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WongShueLing7 years ago

that"s cool ! i don't plan to have one anyway.

winterfrost8 years ago

no downside yeet

NotThatGuy8 years ago

I don't even WANT fucking children so hell yea

WhyShouldUCare8 years ago

There"s this thing called adoption...

seashaw8 years ago

Clara: Look, is she alright? Would you bring her over? The Doctor: I can't bring her over. I'm a Time Lord, not a child minder! Clara: You"ve got a spaceship, all we"ve got are oyster cards. 12th Doctor (Forrest of the Night)

Emily019 years ago

its called adoption boi

Alice Wolf12 years ago

NO CHILDREN? DUDE no downside for me

Marshall Cresant Luna12 years ago

I can adopt kids you genius ass button

happyrapingtime6 years ago

You fool, I can have a son that"s a teenager. Not a child

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Pengu119 years ago

so i will be successful at being the best at minecraft

blissful madness9 years ago

i will try to become imortal

Chief_Reef9 years ago

@MIDAS It's immortal you dumbass w/ no grammar skills

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Tatezaray9 years ago

I'll have successful sex so I will have kids anyway

dmize9 years ago

wtf that makes no sence

Mac Tripp Millsaps12 years ago

dont want kids, checkmate.

Jesse James12 years ago

fuck kids I don't want none anyways

Pomaikai P. Levy12 years ago

I could just adopt

RGPZ7 years ago

No You Cant

Cole French12 years ago

I don't want children anyways.

Glenn Caplin12 years ago

I'd press it. If I ever want to raise children I can adopt.

Cheeeselast year

adoption and plus you don't need to worry if ace or have siblings

Kawaiicutie48 years ago

who needs children?I HATE pain :)

CherryIceCweam8 years ago

And I hate sex. Win/Win.

Blackdeck10 years ago

No downs spotted.

Minellama5 years ago

I see this as a absoluta win!

CursiveProse9 years ago

You can adopt

sillylillybilly11 years ago

Ha ha ha

Kittenlover1018 years ago

How is that a downside?

Chan10199 years ago

if your successful you can be sucessful having kids LOOPHOLES

Shirai7 years ago

I hate kids anyway

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago

contraDicktions

Sam Heaver12 years ago

I guess I could always adopt

Mai-chan8 years ago

I have a solution. It"s called "adoption."

hello$9 years ago

Good gob button

Glitchydusk2 years ago

ACE PEOPLE FOR THE WINNNN

Kappador8 years ago

Sex without condom; here I come!

CherryIceCweam8 years ago

STDs, here you come!

Kazuto Kirigaya10 years ago

No kids? -Looks At Asuna- We've found it, worship with me babe. -Praises Button-

Kösrift8 years ago

adoption

Sarahjo9 years ago

can't i just adopt anyway? either way, i'm too scared my kids'll wind up like i did (i was a little screeching terror as a kid) and there are lots of kids out there who need homes, so i'd wanna adopt anyway. also, if i'm successful at everything, wouldn't...[Show full comment]

Iionut733 years ago

I hate children

Maximum Lorbry9 years ago

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Karkitty10 years ago

*worships button*

INeedAUsernamePlease7 years ago

Adopt

Frieza Jr9 years ago

I don't care!

VADIM_BLYAAT4434 years ago

fuck children bro

Black_heart9 years ago

I can't have anyway. No downside!

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