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You will be successful in everything you do

but

You can never have children

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235x0last year

I will be successful at shape-shifting and getting inter universe teleportation!

Bear5last year

rickothy and or mortymer

EnchancedEpic549 years ago

ADOPTION AND LOTS OF SEX no downside

flowkrad8 years ago

you cant have kids theres no getting out of it

Wof_and_Pokemon_and_undertale_lover_also_a_werewolf8 years ago

Error 404: Downside not found.

Ashley McLeod12 years ago

Successful in EVERYTHING I do? What if I try to procreate? PARADOX!!!

Hyltran3 years ago

This loop 🔁 hole 🕳 is stupid.

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Hollyumbreon9 years ago

What if I'm asexual and don't want children 😄

Awowakxlast year

Same :v

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ZoeBrianna7 years ago

Where’s the downside? I don’t even want screaming demons

Veryspookyfox8 years ago

this is why they invented condoms

ZippyDoggey8 years ago

Who needs kids when you can have puppies!

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Or kittens!

Jessica Winters12 years ago

Yeah I don't want children anyways

daishuge2 years ago

the same!

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WongShueLing7 years ago

that"s cool ! i don't plan to have one anyway.

winterfrost8 years ago

no downside yeet

NotThatGuy8 years ago

I don't even WANT fucking children so hell yea

WhyShouldUCare8 years ago

There"s this thing called adoption...

seashaw9 years ago

Clara: Look, is she alright? Would you bring her over? The Doctor: I can't bring her over. I'm a Time Lord, not a child minder! Clara: You"ve got a spaceship, all we"ve got are oyster cards. 12th Doctor (Forrest of the Night)

Emily019 years ago

its called adoption boi

Alice Wolf12 years ago

NO CHILDREN? DUDE no downside for me

Marshall Cresant Luna12 years ago

I can adopt kids you genius ass button

happyrapingtime6 years ago

You fool, I can have a son that"s a teenager. Not a child

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Pengu119 years ago

so i will be successful at being the best at minecraft

blissful madness9 years ago

i will try to become imortal

Chief_Reef9 years ago

@MIDAS It's immortal you dumbass w/ no grammar skills

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Tatezaray10 years ago

I'll have successful sex so I will have kids anyway

dmize9 years ago

wtf that makes no sence

Mac Tripp Millsaps12 years ago

dont want kids, checkmate.

Jesse James12 years ago

fuck kids I don't want none anyways

Pomaikai P. Levy12 years ago

I could just adopt

RGPZ7 years ago

No You Cant

Cole French12 years ago

I don't want children anyways.

Glenn Caplin12 years ago

I'd press it. If I ever want to raise children I can adopt.

8nicolas89 years ago

I can be successful in impregnating plus it says children I can still have a kid

teharha2 years ago

You can just adopt one lmao

Kazuto Kirigaya10 years ago

No kids? -Looks At Asuna- We've found it, worship with me babe. -Praises Button-

IanWeikle7 years ago

I already have children

Gopple9 years ago

*Asexual laughing in the distance*

Michelle Onacse12 years ago

There's always adoption

HowdyCheese3 years ago

so no toddlers that harm themselves? no teenagers? AND im a cool kid?

gabrielfrag9 years ago

Fuck YES, i don't even want children. so no down side.

runegod2710 years ago

Time for some Successful sex!

Klol7 years ago

I cannot find the downside!!!

darco3799 years ago

sometimes children can be ungreatful

Hayden Elwarth12 years ago

Already have a son

WolfTamer8 years ago

You could just adopt

AnyaSmith8 years ago

Don't like kids anyway

Michael_Z9 years ago

downside where???????? also if I'm successful in everything I do what if I try to have children

dani34 months ago

its a win win ^^

PickleFace138 years ago

Give me a few dogs and I'll be fine.

Septiplier10 years ago

What if I try to have kids?

scratchTM4 years ago

ZERO DOWNSIDE!

NewunN79 years ago

Already got my kid!

qwertski11 years ago

I will be successful in finding a loophole!

Based_Sigmalast year

no more spoiled gen alpha children

jintoya10 years ago

this button should be mandatory for real.

Ozkuman775 years ago

I would be succesful at finding a way to have children when I can't. No wait, maybe not...

IamDefalt9 years ago

Way too easy

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