Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to th...[Show full comment]
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Lucius_Dracul10 years ago
Pfft, like anyone would rebel against a ruler that actually isn't corrupt and upholds justice... *slams that button*
How does everyone obey you, but then some people don't
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endor10 years ago
I"ve seen this before
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Andrija KovaÄ13 years ago
what he said
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TeamAwesomeness5 years ago
Bunpō Saibankan Setsuko judges this scenario"s grammar almost perfect.
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celiagold9 years ago
Why would you want to be ruler of the world?
pOtAtOaLiTy9 years ago
To make it equal
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bingojane 12 years ago
Just get rid of the rebels
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JayFeather086 years ago
You know, just trap everyone in cages besides the people you love~
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dizzyuser11 years ago
Or ya know... be nice and give people things
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KayraBoraKeskin9 years ago
Faku go
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John Colin Dement13 years ago
id clone myself and let the clone take the fall and be a "look alike"
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Cyanfall10 years ago
WHAT IF YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE NOT BE REBELS
loophole confimred
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varter212129 years ago
Turn everybody into a cyborg and boom no rebels will appear
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a Random human10 years ago
Everyone obeys you. Orders rebels not to kill me!
#LOOPHOLE
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EricNøtRice8 years ago
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MorganN22101311 years ago
Just step down after getting the certain things you want....
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Twisted_and_EviI_and_Dark2 years ago
I will rape you
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spicywiener m811 years ago
imma go hide 'n seek
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Vegetto87019 years ago
Make such a good government under your rule that no one will rise against you problem solved
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Mjondor11 years ago
Everyone obeys me. No rebels killing me anytime soon.
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Tumblrcrap9 years ago
I'm not president snow
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Hamed Melki13 years ago
not if i kill most ppl before my 5 years are up muwahaahah
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nogaka10 years ago
I'm only pressing that because I have to. And it will get me immortality.
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Gab-lol5 years ago
noob
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Waffleyumboy11 years ago
I do not want to be killed by the free spirit.
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Yeeboi397 years ago
You join the rebels and become the rebel king
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Lonewolf95311 years ago
Create a big army to prevent that since you know it'll happen
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Peekkulu9 years ago
Soo... I can have sex with everyone
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Eggmaster8 years ago
What if i die before then?
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Flufflepuff11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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DamianSimmonds10 years ago
Just tell them not to rebel
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kople70011 years ago
I can command the rebels not to overrun me. PROBLEM SOLVED.
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