Half-Life 3 is released.
but
Gabe Newell will die shortly after it's release.
I will not

Hggvnbg 6 years ago
I dont play HL3, no downside!

Ambinece 2 years ago
... But, Gabe Newell.

HunterNiemeier 10 years ago
I don't play half-life.

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Same.

Kittenlover101 10 years ago
Who the heck is that?

LeafyReal last year
the dude that owns valve
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Rocket046 9 years ago
*Clears throat* WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT HALF-LIFE 2 THAT EVERYONE IS CONSTANTLY WAITING FOR HALF-LIFE 3? IT HAS BEEN 13 FREAKING YEARS SINCE THE RELEASE OF HALF-LIFE 2 AND IT MAY BE EVEN MORE, GET ON WITH YOUR LIVES! *Gasps for air*

SammieeGoldWand 8 years ago
Well SOME PPL LIKE HALF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!11

ct3000 8 years ago
If Gabe realsed half-life 3 even if he didn't die he"d go into hiding for another 20 years so I see no downside

Zer0billion 11 years ago
It would ruin the meme

nub9 9 years ago
HL3 Wont come out so there isnt any downside

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Exept our lord and saviour Gaben would die.

CheapSheep 10 years ago
I don't care about Half Life 3, I don't care about Gabe Newell, I just want to be a chicken

Spector TheLame 13 years ago
I don't want to risk our lord GabeN his life.

WBGrock 9 years ago
Kill the GabeN!!!!!
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Imthesoilder 9 years ago
Now valve will die fast

Ansvamp 9 years ago
Where"s the "I don't care" button when you need one?

JulianGoesmad 10 years ago
Doesn't that mean that if you travel you will die or never se yourself again????

Mishno 10 years ago
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Etamin 11 years ago
We killed Gabe.

Luke Wagner 13 years ago
ha! jokes on you gabn! is imortal

SammieeGoldWand 8 years ago
Kittenlover101 its a meme

Robert Williams 13 years ago
Press the button has HL3.... HL3 confirmed?

Andrew Logan 13 years ago
Valve will live on.

Ben Layle 13 years ago
I want the series's to continue best game series of all time to me so far

TheMeg 5 years ago
wats haf lif

The_Myst 11 years ago
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dankmemes101 9 years ago
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kitkat200851 9 years ago
I dont know half life whatever that is

Stargirl321 11 years ago
Who is Gabe Newell and he is not imortal because that's imposibel

DestNightHunter 11 years ago
Caben doesn't die, and idk what half-life 3 is

Gylyan 12 years ago
YES!!! NOW THERE WILL BE: PORTAL 3, LEFT 4 DEAD 3, DOTA 3, ETC, ETC... BECAUSE GABE NEWELL HATES THE NUMBER 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LinkWWY 11 years ago
Our Lord and savior GabeN cannot die you mortal fool.

AnonomusPerson 9 years ago
not sexy gaben!!

CatCupCakes920 10 years ago
Not a big fan of Half-Life tbh. WHERE'S OUR MOTHER 3 ENGLISH TRANSLATION

Mac Tonight 10 years ago
We got the english patch, bro

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago
Although I really want Half Life 3, I also really want a crossover of every valve game mashed into one big crazy confusing universe. Unless that is what Half Life 3 is. Still though, we would most likely need our lord GabeN's permission or else he may take me with him.

amigasora 3 years ago
half life 3 sure would rock but i'm not committing 3rd degree murder today thankyouuuu

Jinbunny 11 years ago
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dankmemes101 9 years ago
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CalebR123 Minecraft,Mods,and More! 11 years ago
idk who Gabe Newell is...

User_1 11 years ago
YAYAYYAYAYAY YESSS

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Never played half life and don't know who Gabe Newell is..

EatSnickerss 10 years ago
How do you not know who our Lord and Savior Gabe Newell is?

Button7X3 9 years ago
I don't care about half life 3 or gabe Newell

johny c0ugar 10 years ago
I'll be on steam when ever it comes out

hydro22 11 years ago
Bad

Info-Chan 11 years ago
I aggre

ArchangelOfDarkness 9 years ago
I Could Always Resurrect Him, I AM An Archangel

fosteryou 5 years ago
heheh fuck you gabe

LMC_Jarred 11 years ago
IDK who Gabe Newell is.

MakailahTaylor 9 years ago
But he is immortal.

fuckingidiot 11 years ago
No more autistic GabeN jokes and hl3 confirmed jokes anymore. dream come true

bulldogce 10 years ago
No way if lord gabeN dies

Michael Bay 11 years ago
no more stam sales OH GOD¡¡¡

damselindistress 8 years ago
no. no, just no.

Daedolon Mage 12 years ago
That's becuase Gabe delayed too much years to make HL3, so he dies due to oldness? Anyway he deserves it for making us wait so much! xD

Miku-chi 11 years ago
who's Gabe Newell?

deathnoah 10 years ago
I pressed a wish button and wished that gaben was immortal so ha!

themcgibson 9 years ago
gabe cant fix conterstrike so yes (i dont like half life)

IcyHot45 3 years ago
A sacrifice that must be made for the sake of progress
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