Will You Press The Button?

Atheist Potato 10 years ago

I'm Asexual.

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley 6 years ago

Same

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Alicewinterwish 11 years ago

Then it's easy. I won't have sex.

JustApersontrynasurvive 5 years ago

Exactly.

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Dreadwalker 10 years ago

They have to watch? At least once, and because it doesn't say it has to be more than once, or every time, just once. Clothes on, zipper down, skirt up, panties pulled aside, and the lowest amount of visibility possible. Come on, love. Fuck the most intelligent person in the world.

TBA1222 2 years ago

why did you have to write that last line. just why.

PlumpiXD 10 years ago

For the highest IQ I woud sacrifice sex. I´m not interested anyway. Laughs in asexual

TimeGoat 10 years ago

My parents are pretty old, I think they'll die before I have sex.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

I'm never going to have sex anyway. *laughs asexually*

dankmemes101 9 years ago

YAAASSS WOF

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Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago

Can I use my massive IQ to electrically stimulate neurons in my parents' brains so they go temporarily blind and deaf cause then hell yeah

MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago

Make them fooking forget that, like men in black device

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Rexsarus 11 years ago

so, i can have the higest IQ, and sex as well?! Fuck yes!

stanstevey 6 years ago

Does that mean I somehow get to have sex, because looking at my current trend I will die a virgin.

FurryFluffer 10 years ago

It doesnt say everytime. So do something mild once infront of them

RejiTyroneJr. 11 years ago

If you have the highest IQ then you ain't havin sex.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive! …oh wait. They are.

Tesla02 7 years ago

Haha, like im ever going to have sex...

STOP THE SPAM 11 years ago

shut the fuck up emojiman

homelessapple 11 years ago

TH3 M4N SP34KS TRUTH

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Connor Salas 13 years ago

"Have" to? Get to.

Simple1 4 years ago

NAAAH BRO FROM ALABAMA

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Miluna 8 years ago

having sex feels goo-oo-ood

tomasek1a 9 years ago

win for me, nothing for parents because if ya smart ya probably also a virgin

HGhannahgirl 9 years ago

just remain a virgin

PrincessOfBlueRoses 9 years ago

I'm asexual, though.

ArealgamerC 10 years ago

No sex? Naaah...

CheshireLilac 10 years ago

I'm asexual... I'm never having sex....

THEJoe 10 years ago

Mom Come with me pleas i want to have Sex

Jakob KalmÃ©r 13 years ago

So what if they have to watch!

Adofl Hilter 13 years ago

i already am

MapleUndertale2016 10 years ago

I'm a virgin... And also my massive iq can make me have something that makes me have the power to control ppls minds so I could just make them think it never happened. Downside?

Dreadwalker 10 years ago

That"s not how the brain works.

Rex96 6 years ago

what sex....i cant get a girl.....(crys in tramtized kid)

cherryespe 11 years ago

doesn't bother me, unlimited intelligence is worth it

pikachu1626 9 years ago

ERROR I DONT GIVE A FUCK BUTTON NOT FOUND

LeadedZeus 10 years ago

Just once, oh well, I'm good already... High IQ here I come!

THIAGOBR 7 years ago

What does "sex" means?

DerpQueenMC 11 years ago

Just don't have sex. Everybody wins.

TrollerTroller 9 years ago

This is why shotguns are made for my abusive mother who is apparently a stalker now

Lemon_chief 12 years ago

My IQ is painful enough already

KayleighMcVey 8 years ago

I'm ace so win

Liaman22 11 years ago

My parents have to watch me have sex. Naaa thats not me

Brosif 10 years ago

Fuckin" weirdos...

west49cool5 12 years ago

No no no no no no no no i would fucking use my IQ points to find a way to kill myself.

ThunderXpert 2 years ago

What if your parents are dead?

TheSmartOne (L00PH0LES) 11 years ago

Awkwarrrrrrd.

Error-404-omni 5 years ago

Kill the parents

AmyWilliams 11 years ago

I'll just wait till my parents are dead.

Malcolmxt 9 years ago

IQ ishow good you are at memorizing thats it not problem solving

Skullmountain 11 years ago

I'm gay. So that would be weird

DidYouPressIt 6 years ago

Well if I'm the smartest person in the world just make a machine that brainwashed them

DanishGamingGuy 11 years ago

I'm already mensa don't care about being the worlds smartest

Lenny 11 years ago

Yes, thats something

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Dosnt matter, had sex.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

You can probably come up with a really clever way to trick them so they don't put you off having sex.

bulletbill56 12 years ago

What if you're asexual and don't plan on having sex?

Ð§Ð¸ÐºÐ¸ Ð‘Ñ€Ð¸ÐºÐ¸ 11 years ago

What sex?

MaternalRex247 8 years ago

I dont give a donkey sh*t if im smart, i like the way i am. My mom watching me stick my my anaconda in a girl is fucked up

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