Will You Press The Button?

Atheist Potato9 years ago

I'm Asexual.

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley4 years ago

Same

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Alicewinterwish9 years ago

Then it's easy. I won't have sex.

JustApersontrynasurvive3 years ago

Exactly.

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Dreadwalker8 years ago

They have to watch? At least once, and because it doesn't say it has to be more than once, or every time, just once. Clothes on, zipper down, skirt up, panties pulled aside, and the lowest amount of visibility possible. Come on, love. Fuck the most intelligent person in the world.

TBA122211 months ago

why did you have to write that last line. just why.

PlumpiXD8 years ago

For the highest IQ I woud sacrifice sex. I´m not interested anyway. Laughs in asexual

TimeGoat8 years ago

My parents are pretty old, I think they'll die before I have sex.

dankmemes1018 years ago

I'm never going to have sex anyway. *laughs asexually*

dankmemes1017 years ago

YAAASSS WOF

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stanstevey4 years ago

Does that mean I somehow get to have sex, because looking at my current trend I will die a virgin.

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago

Can I use my massive IQ to electrically stimulate neurons in my parents' brains so they go temporarily blind and deaf cause then hell yeah

MANJUEGAZOSNT3 years ago

Make them fooking forget that, like men in black device

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Rexsarus9 years ago

so, i can have the higest IQ, and sex as well?! Fuck yes!

FurryFluffer8 years ago

It doesnt say everytime. So do something mild once infront of them

Tesla026 years ago

Haha, like im ever going to have sex...

RejiTyroneJr.9 years ago

If you have the highest IQ then you ain't havin sex.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive! …oh wait. They are.

STOP THE SPAM9 years ago

shut the fuck up emojiman

homelessapple9 years ago

TH3 M4N SP34KS TRUTH

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Miluna7 years ago

having sex feels goo-oo-ood

tomasek1a7 years ago

win for me, nothing for parents because if ya smart ya probably also a virgin

HGhannahgirl7 years ago

just remain a virgin

PrincessOfBlueRoses8 years ago

I'm asexual, though.

Connor Salas12 years ago

"Have" to? Get to.

Simple12 years ago

NAAAH BRO FROM ALABAMA

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ArealgamerC8 years ago

No sex? Naaah...

CheshireLilac8 years ago

I'm asexual... I'm never having sex....

THEJoe8 years ago

Mom Come with me pleas i want to have Sex

Jakob KalmÃ©r12 years ago

So what if they have to watch!

Adofl Hilter12 years ago

i already am

DidYouPressIt5 years ago

Well if I'm the smartest person in the world just make a machine that brainwashed them

DanishGamingGuy9 years ago

I'm already mensa don't care about being the worlds smartest

Lenny9 years ago

Yes, thats something

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Dosnt matter, had sex.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

You can probably come up with a really clever way to trick them so they don't put you off having sex.

bulletbill5610 years ago

What if you're asexual and don't plan on having sex?

Ð§Ð¸ÐºÐ¸ Ð‘Ñ€Ð¸ÐºÐ¸9 years ago

What sex?

MaternalRex2477 years ago

I dont give a donkey sh*t if im smart, i like the way i am. My mom watching me stick my my anaconda in a girl is fucked up

sexier then obama 9 years ago

Downside?

184TheArchitect3 years ago

IQ is bullshit anyway

robbazviking 219 years ago

how many times once and i can make a fake video that seems legit

Sylvezi7 years ago

Every time, or just the first time after this button is pressed?

CherryRainbow499 years ago

wtf why would someone say yes to this?

BobMaester8 years ago

EEEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it"s nice to be clever

Jason Cee12 years ago

What's the point of being smart if you have your parents watch you have sex?

thomashearts7 years ago

This is everything I ever wanted.

Potatoe694208 years ago

Incest is winscest

MarvelFanGirl094 years ago

I'm smarter than they are. I domt need help picking the right guy...

ThaBombers9 years ago

like anyone would fuck a nerd

THIAGOBR6 years ago

Someone with high iq would have sex?

4619909 years ago

So boobs

Cheesedave748 years ago

I wont have it

Quack-Peep10 years ago

So two upsides. 1) My IQ is the highest in the world 2) I get laid

ChristianBadcoe7 years ago

This is when you would make the machine from mission impossible where it look like nothings there or bed sheets

Ryanwarden9 years ago

*faps in front of parents* soon you will watch me have sex you old hags

DerpyKitten8 years ago

My parents will possibly be near death by the time I actually start THINKING about having sex. They"re 40, I doubt they'll have to see me have sex.

jongoscongo11 years ago

Well I'll never have sex so...

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