Will You Press The Button?

Atheist Potato9 years ago

I'm Asexual.

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley4 years ago

Same

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Alicewinterwish10 years ago

Then it's easy. I won't have sex.

JustApersontrynasurvive3 years ago

Exactly.

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Dreadwalker8 years ago

They have to watch? At least once, and because it doesn't say it has to be more than once, or every time, just once. Clothes on, zipper down, skirt up, panties pulled aside, and the lowest amount of visibility possible. Come on, love. Fuck the most intelligent person in the world.

TBA122212 months ago

why did you have to write that last line. just why.

PlumpiXD8 years ago

For the highest IQ I woud sacrifice sex. I´m not interested anyway. Laughs in asexual

TimeGoat8 years ago

My parents are pretty old, I think they'll die before I have sex.

dankmemes1018 years ago

I'm never going to have sex anyway. *laughs asexually*

dankmemes1017 years ago

YAAASSS WOF

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stanstevey5 years ago

Does that mean I somehow get to have sex, because looking at my current trend I will die a virgin.

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago

Can I use my massive IQ to electrically stimulate neurons in my parents' brains so they go temporarily blind and deaf cause then hell yeah

MANJUEGAZOSNT3 years ago

Make them fooking forget that, like men in black device

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Rexsarus9 years ago

so, i can have the higest IQ, and sex as well?! Fuck yes!

FurryFluffer8 years ago

It doesnt say everytime. So do something mild once infront of them

Tesla026 years ago

Haha, like im ever going to have sex...

RejiTyroneJr.9 years ago

If you have the highest IQ then you ain't havin sex.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive! …oh wait. They are.

STOP THE SPAM10 years ago

shut the fuck up emojiman

homelessapple9 years ago

TH3 M4N SP34KS TRUTH

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Miluna7 years ago

having sex feels goo-oo-ood

tomasek1a7 years ago

win for me, nothing for parents because if ya smart ya probably also a virgin

HGhannahgirl7 years ago

just remain a virgin

PrincessOfBlueRoses8 years ago

I'm asexual, though.

Connor Salas12 years ago

"Have" to? Get to.

Simple12 years ago

NAAAH BRO FROM ALABAMA

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ArealgamerC8 years ago

No sex? Naaah...

CheshireLilac8 years ago

I'm asexual... I'm never having sex....

THEJoe8 years ago

Mom Come with me pleas i want to have Sex

Adofl Hilter12 years ago

i already am

Jakob KalmÃ©r12 years ago

So what if they have to watch!

Musashi-Miyamoto3 years ago

THIS IS AN EASY CHOICE, i don't get no bitches

Amazing Banana9 years ago

That's messed up.

FlamingRaven7 years ago

I mean, does it really matter? I'll be the smartest person in the world! It also didn't say how many times they have to watch

5979 years ago

That's gross dude

Sex8 years ago

Suck my Cock

snakelaunch10 years ago

What if you're asexual? Also, do they watch you everytime, or just once? Do step parents count? I don't really want four people watching me have sex.

Jacksharkquack9 years ago

It doesn't say that they have to be in the room. It could be a live feed. Gross.

jaydenzapata4 years ago

Oh I thought it said I get to watch them have it.

Dumbass849 years ago

Well if u had the highest IQ u could easily delete the video or watever before they watch

Loophole man9 years ago

Sex is disgusting

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Just name a pet You and then they can watch him.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Or make a YouTube video called You have sex.

Tox9439 years ago

FUCK SEX I NEVER WANNA HAVE SEX

RejiTyroneJr.9 years ago

You're like 9. You will want to as you get older. Of course you don't now as you can't even get an erections yet.

Natalia_Marron8 years ago

You could just become really good at photoshopping and video editing. That way you could find a video that"s obviously not you, shop it so that it really looks like and sounds like you, and show your parents. They think it"s you, but it"s not.

alexherondale0210 years ago

I HAVE NO PARENTS! HA

LiamEgil7 years ago

My parents are dead

Jersey.l9 years ago

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