Will You Press The Button?

Atheist Potato9 years ago

I'm Asexual.

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley4 years ago

Same

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Alicewinterwish10 years ago

Then it's easy. I won't have sex.

JustApersontrynasurvive3 years ago

Exactly.

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Dreadwalker8 years ago

They have to watch? At least once, and because it doesn't say it has to be more than once, or every time, just once. Clothes on, zipper down, skirt up, panties pulled aside, and the lowest amount of visibility possible. Come on, love. Fuck the most intelligent person in the world.

TBA122212 months ago

why did you have to write that last line. just why.

PlumpiXD8 years ago

For the highest IQ I woud sacrifice sex. I´m not interested anyway. Laughs in asexual

TimeGoat8 years ago

My parents are pretty old, I think they'll die before I have sex.

dankmemes1018 years ago

I'm never going to have sex anyway. *laughs asexually*

dankmemes1017 years ago

YAAASSS WOF

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stanstevey5 years ago

Does that mean I somehow get to have sex, because looking at my current trend I will die a virgin.

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago

Can I use my massive IQ to electrically stimulate neurons in my parents' brains so they go temporarily blind and deaf cause then hell yeah

MANJUEGAZOSNT3 years ago

Make them fooking forget that, like men in black device

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Rexsarus9 years ago

so, i can have the higest IQ, and sex as well?! Fuck yes!

FurryFluffer8 years ago

It doesnt say everytime. So do something mild once infront of them

Tesla026 years ago

Haha, like im ever going to have sex...

RejiTyroneJr.9 years ago

If you have the highest IQ then you ain't havin sex.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive! …oh wait. They are.

STOP THE SPAM10 years ago

shut the fuck up emojiman

homelessapple9 years ago

TH3 M4N SP34KS TRUTH

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Miluna7 years ago

having sex feels goo-oo-ood

tomasek1a7 years ago

win for me, nothing for parents because if ya smart ya probably also a virgin

HGhannahgirl7 years ago

just remain a virgin

PrincessOfBlueRoses8 years ago

I'm asexual, though.

Connor Salas12 years ago

"Have" to? Get to.

Simple12 years ago

NAAAH BRO FROM ALABAMA

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ArealgamerC8 years ago

No sex? Naaah...

CheshireLilac8 years ago

I'm asexual... I'm never having sex....

THEJoe8 years ago

Mom Come with me pleas i want to have Sex

Jakob KalmÃ©r12 years ago

So what if they have to watch!

Adofl Hilter12 years ago

i already am

YouDontKnowMe8 years ago

Just don't then

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

I don't experience sexual attraction and I think sex is gross, but I"d leave highest IQ to someone else

JimmyJohnJoe9 years ago

When I saw the second part I was like,oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-,

Blackhawk1707 years ago

HELL NO!!!

Dreadwalker10 years ago

Once?

LeapingLink9 years ago

Solution: never have sex, pulse it didn't say how many times they had to watch.

Jammy_Jams8 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm too ugly for people to sleep with! ...wait.

Dakaar10 years ago

I would prefer my dad to never see me do sex

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Mom: Awwwwwwww, my little boy is all grown up! My sex mate: OH, OH, AHHHHHHHHH, GROWN UP INDEADLY, HAY THAT'S STARTEING TO HURT, OHHHHHHH, AH YEAY!!! Wait your not wering a condom...

1r510 years ago

What if they're blind?

oldnotweak9 years ago

IQ doesn't actually mean anything.

JackoBeanz7 years ago

No one said you couldn't blindfold them

Mewrocks9 years ago

I don't even have sex...

Personwithagun2 years ago

That’s just normal for me

Diamondzstorm9 years ago

I have a potion to make my parents temporary blind

Miguel Garduno9 years ago

it's called drugging them and to not know whats going on

RejiTyroneJr.9 years ago

I suggest cocain.

ZimmyTheWolfFurry8 years ago

Don't have sex, simple. XD

Rose Wallace-Smith12 years ago

Wait, so does that mean you have to have sex one time with your parents watching, or that they have to be watching whenever you do it?

Coltonp7 years ago

Have? More like get to. They should be honored

Matt Passe9 years ago

OK lol would they like it??

jaspy4 years ago

jokes on you whoever pressed it, you didnt get smarter, everyone else got dumber

Alex669 years ago

but if i dont have sex at all then no downside?

ThePaulDude9 years ago

You could teach your parents some new tricks they never knew about.

TeamKobus28 years ago

Do it in a soundproof room where your parents qatvh through a very dirty window

TeamKobus28 years ago

Have* wtf just happenes?

DONG DADDY10 years ago

~To all of those who say that their parents are blind: hope you include deaf. ~To all those who say parents are dead: A dead person in the room you are fornicating is is much creepier than a live person.

Squonchy9 years ago

HA! jokes on you i dont have parents i only have a mom!

TheRealEragon11 years ago

I will invent a soundproof box that they can live in with an invisible camera and wipe my memory so I don't know they're watching.

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