Will You Press The Button?

Atheist Potato 10 years ago

I'm Asexual.

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley 6 years ago

Same

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Alicewinterwish 11 years ago

Then it's easy. I won't have sex.

JustApersontrynasurvive 5 years ago

Exactly.

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Dreadwalker 10 years ago

They have to watch? At least once, and because it doesn't say it has to be more than once, or every time, just once. Clothes on, zipper down, skirt up, panties pulled aside, and the lowest amount of visibility possible. Come on, love. Fuck the most intelligent person in the world.

TBA1222 2 years ago

why did you have to write that last line. just why.

PlumpiXD 9 years ago

For the highest IQ I woud sacrifice sex. I´m not interested anyway. Laughs in asexual

TimeGoat 10 years ago

My parents are pretty old, I think they'll die before I have sex.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

I'm never going to have sex anyway. *laughs asexually*

dankmemes101 9 years ago

YAAASSS WOF

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Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago

Can I use my massive IQ to electrically stimulate neurons in my parents' brains so they go temporarily blind and deaf cause then hell yeah

MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago

Make them fooking forget that, like men in black device

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Rexsarus 11 years ago

so, i can have the higest IQ, and sex as well?! Fuck yes!

stanstevey 6 years ago

Does that mean I somehow get to have sex, because looking at my current trend I will die a virgin.

FurryFluffer 10 years ago

It doesnt say everytime. So do something mild once infront of them

RejiTyroneJr. 11 years ago

If you have the highest IQ then you ain't havin sex.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive! …oh wait. They are.

Tesla02 7 years ago

Haha, like im ever going to have sex...

STOP THE SPAM 11 years ago

shut the fuck up emojiman

homelessapple 11 years ago

TH3 M4N SP34KS TRUTH

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Connor Salas 13 years ago

"Have" to? Get to.

Simple1 4 years ago

NAAAH BRO FROM ALABAMA

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Miluna 8 years ago

having sex feels goo-oo-ood

tomasek1a 8 years ago

win for me, nothing for parents because if ya smart ya probably also a virgin

HGhannahgirl 8 years ago

just remain a virgin

PrincessOfBlueRoses 9 years ago

I'm asexual, though.

ArealgamerC 9 years ago

No sex? Naaah...

CheshireLilac 10 years ago

I'm asexual... I'm never having sex....

THEJoe 10 years ago

Mom Come with me pleas i want to have Sex

Adofl Hilter 13 years ago

i already am

Jakob KalmÃ©r 13 years ago

So what if they have to watch!

Pokeminer 10 years ago

I'm already a genius

waxxy_on_yt 6 years ago

nah bro i dont give a fuck about my iq

HOOPA 11 years ago

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SkullFire115 11 years ago

That would be a down side for them. Not me.

Julianna3665 8 years ago

being an ace rules

MOnster101 11 years ago

But how high is my iq

Lord Hydra 12 years ago

A) My parents could be blind B) I could avoid sex C) My parents could be deceased D) It doesn't say how many times they have to watch you or for how long

RizeKamishiro 10 years ago

Here's a crazy life hack for this *whispers* don't have sex. Holy f*ck I should start a life hack channel

Dennis Gud Gynnestam 13 years ago

Isn't that my parents loss and not mine? I don't have to watch them while having sex.

ShakenSkate107 3 years ago

I don't ever want to do the deed.

Moonsenia 11 years ago

I can't have sex with anybody tho. I'm lonely :(

LattiGaming 11 years ago

Use my IQ to create a memory eraser

Oldiron_79 5 years ago

Dead so no downside

Jacsterman_84 9 years ago

Send them a link No one said in person

lman163 11 years ago

wow not that is not a life

Sherlockian45 10 years ago

Don't have sex. Duh

assassin 9 years ago

well since you are that smart you will never get laid anyway

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

asome 11 years ago

what/who is ty Dickson?

MaxMcBosszz 10 years ago

I'm 11, my parents are both over 40, they would be dead when I do it. So. Why not.

Valluiso 7 years ago

Im so nerd im not gonna get laid

iwillhalfpressthebutton 11 years ago

well im never going to, im adopting so................................

Shibbity last year

What parents?

RawrKitty 11 years ago

BE JEALOUS I'M SEXIER THAN YOU MOM xD lmao i'm too tired to be on here...

YouGotNoJams 8 years ago

Asexual binch

Ericmeee 11 years ago

STOP THE SPAMS! Copy and paste this onto 5 other pictures if you want to stop the spams!STOP THE SPAMS!

AlbertsPlay 10 years ago

Uh if you have a high IQ... then it"s obvious that you can just cover yourself(and the other person) up with the blanket or something while your parents just watch the blanket

runegod27 12 years ago

orphans pressed this.

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