Will You Press The Button?

Aidenmoore 11 years ago

Well my parents never had sex. They wrestle on the bed though

ZSL last year

谁来告诉这个可怜的孩子

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PheonixGaming 11 years ago

I watch porn. Idk how my mum knows what am I doing ðŸ˜‰

ZSL last year

看得出来你爸妈都是老司机

Sam Lathrop 13 years ago

Atheism ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

RNGvideoinator 3 years ago

it’s better to believe in God, since you gain everything if your right and lose nothing if your wrong

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Isabel DePaul 13 years ago

The button makes it so eternal paradise after death exists, and you go there after you die. Stop using atheism as a way to get out of it you unimaginative shits.

Ninja_Jester 5 years ago

God is certainly real, because in the bible it talked about corona.

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Davd 10 years ago

Fuck no! Hell is where it's at. If I'm going somewhere after death, why not follow the rest of you suckers?

JxTime 10 years ago

YAAAYY ETERNAL AGONY AND BURNING AND PAIN AND FEAR AND LONELINESS AND NEVER DYING WOOHOO

arrun 11 years ago

sees the video.*starts to masturbate*

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

You, my friend, have problems.

Button_Masher 11 years ago

LOL, u get 2 see ur parents having sex

SirFuchsigus 11 years ago

Wait... Why would St. Peter call on me to watch porn of my relatives...

Hyltran 3 years ago

I think this would cost him his job though 😂

The_Christian_Weeaboo 9 years ago

Christian ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago

You missed the "painless death" part, also there"s no guarantee.

Derpyjeje 9 years ago

Sure if I go to heaven that"s ok by me

Atomicman960 9 years ago

I"ve seen this question before. But yeah I'll press it?

Da_Burrito_Man1 10 years ago

For everyone: You would go to hell no matter if you were "good" because in the Bible it says that no one is good and that all are evil but because of the Holy Spirit is that why we do good things. It isn't conscience, but the Holy Spirit. You can only go t... [Show full comment]

somedude1515 3 years ago

yeah but no matter what you do, you"d go to heaven

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

doesn't say you can't mute it and/or blindfold yourself. although that would probably last a while. at least in heaven they would have a mental eyewash station(probably)

toomt 2 years ago

shut up

Fishez 10 years ago

Where is the down side sex is amazing

Greeninja5 9 years ago

I mean, when my parents were young, they were pretty hot, so the first portion would be great

masterofchampions2 10 years ago

close your dangit eyes logic ppls

kingderp 10 years ago

fuck heaven hell is better

JxTime 10 years ago

YAYY ETERNAL SUFFERING AND AGONY AND BURNING AND LONELINESS AND LAVA

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Coolguy1738 10 years ago

ITS A SEXUAL THING

Gaboseries 11 years ago

Doesn't matter if you're atheist. Super powers aren't real either, but if you press the correct button you "get" super powers. So if you click the button you "create" heaven. Also, if you're adopted, this is cool. You won't recognise you parents and you get free porn.

Rebester5000 10 years ago

WHAT IS FREE PORN BECAUSE IT BETTER NOT BE STUPID

KianaTheSalad 11 years ago

Who is st Peter?

Genevieve1234 10 years ago

St. Peter gaurds the gateway to heaven.

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

Don't care bout sex it's about having more sex in heaven

lyletube 11 years ago

This is a hard one Like that dick do hahahahah

Gatorboy 11 years ago

Um...is it common to have sexual interactions with your parents and your grandparents?

Atomicman960 9 years ago

No....no its not

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Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

It might be hot >:D hehehe.. No just kidding that would be weird.

BurningRubyGaming 11 years ago

Fist of all I'm a atheist second I am fine with going to hell

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago

A few hours or so of embarrassment in exchange for a spot in heaven, painless death, and everything I want? Okay.

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago

No........................ only.......you will see it

James Thurley 13 years ago

"barharlgarhbvahr im an ahteoist i dotn beliv in god" nobody cares

Gracicorn15 9 years ago

Ghopher1 It is was a joke..

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Rachel Dinsmore 13 years ago

Atheist.

Suzanna Palacios 13 years ago

I'm atheist so I really don't care if I go to heaven

That_Panda_Kid 10 years ago

So basically a saint will show you porn before you go to heaven.... gross

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

with your parents and grandparents.....sounds a little less than holy. and nauseating.

Santiago Orozco 13 years ago

HAHAHAHA

musical-outcast 8 years ago

Shut your eyes and sing loudly

AMANNAMEJOEL 11 years ago

No heaven or hell exists

Jethrothelion 9 years ago

I will probably go to heaven any way

Oodle Snort 11 years ago

Why would I need a button to do this for me? Only Jesus can get you a REAL spot in heaven.

lolgurl 9 years ago

nooooo

I_Love_Donuts 11 years ago

Just Body Parts...

PigScalpor 10 years ago

Jokes on St. P, I"ve seen it all

GoldenApple 11 years ago

only if heaven is real

Enel 4 years ago

yes

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago

you can close your eyes...

Firoiss 10 years ago

Only thing i looked at, "painless death." Pressed for it

dontask 12 years ago

i dont even know who the crap St.peter is

Kanuuki 6 years ago

There are those times where you just pleasure yourself looking at sexual crap so like...

Rebester5000 10 years ago

Go to heaven and meet GOD!!!!!!!!!

HarryPotterSCAR13 9 years ago

He shows me the videotapes not the actual video

Farren 11 years ago

Glad to know there'll be plenty of opportunities for naptime in heaven. No one said I have to watch them.

DlolFace 7 years ago

Doesn't say i have to watch them

Thunder Sword 11 years ago

Worth it

Kohaku44 11 years ago

You are already guaranteed a spot if you accept Jesus as your savior

KotaCy 10 years ago

Honestly that has no upside. Besides, my religion doesn't believe in anything other than heaven, I would just end up in the second tier with every other normal person if I didn't meet the requirements for the best part of heaven.

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