Will You Press The Button?

Aidenmoore9 years ago

Well my parents never had sex. They wrestle on the bed though

SmugRocklast year

Who’s gonna tell him? NOT IT!

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Davd9 years ago

Fuck no! Hell is where it's at. If I'm going somewhere after death, why not follow the rest of you suckers?

JxTime9 years ago

YAAAYY ETERNAL AGONY AND BURNING AND PAIN AND FEAR AND LONELINESS AND NEVER DYING WOOHOO

PheonixGaming9 years ago

I watch porn. Idk how my mum knows what am I doing ðŸ˜‰

arrun9 years ago

sees the video.*starts to masturbate*

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

You, my friend, have problems.

Button_Masher9 years ago

LOL, u get 2 see ur parents having sex

SirFuchsigus9 years ago

Wait... Why would St. Peter call on me to watch porn of my relatives...

Hyltran2 years ago

I think this would cost him his job though 😂

Sam Lathrop12 years ago

Atheism ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

RNGvideoinator2 years ago

it’s better to believe in God, since you gain everything if your right and lose nothing if your wrong

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Isabel DePaul12 years ago

The button makes it so eternal paradise after death exists, and you go there after you die. Stop using atheism as a way to get out of it you unimaginative shits.

Ninja_Jester3 years ago

God is certainly real, because in the bible it talked about corona.

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The_Christian_Weeaboo8 years ago

Christian ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

Cringe_weeb2 years ago

You missed the "painless death" part, also there"s no guarantee.

Derpyjeje8 years ago

Sure if I go to heaven that"s ok by me

Atomicman9608 years ago

I"ve seen this question before. But yeah I'll press it?

Da_Burrito_Man18 years ago

For everyone: You would go to hell no matter if you were "good" because in the Bible it says that no one is good and that all are evil but because of the Holy Spirit is that why we do good things. It isn't conscience, but the Holy Spirit. You can only go t...[Show full comment]

somedude15152 years ago

yeah but no matter what you do, you"d go to heaven

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

doesn't say you can't mute it and/or blindfold yourself. although that would probably last a while. at least in heaven they would have a mental eyewash station(probably)

toomt30 days ago

shut up

Fishez8 years ago

Where is the down side sex is amazing

Greeninja58 years ago

I mean, when my parents were young, they were pretty hot, so the first portion would be great

masterofchampions28 years ago

close your dangit eyes logic ppls

kingderp9 years ago

fuck heaven hell is better

JxTime9 years ago

YAYY ETERNAL SUFFERING AND AGONY AND BURNING AND LONELINESS AND LAVA

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Coolguy17389 years ago

ITS A SEXUAL THING

Gaboseries9 years ago

Doesn't matter if you're atheist. Super powers aren't real either, but if you press the correct button you "get" super powers. So if you click the button you "create" heaven. Also, if you're adopted, this is cool. You won't recognise you parents and you get free porn.

Rebester50009 years ago

WHAT IS FREE PORN BECAUSE IT BETTER NOT BE STUPID

KianaTheSalad9 years ago

Who is st Peter?

Genevieve12349 years ago

St. Peter gaurds the gateway to heaven.

SBURBIAN9 years ago

Don't care bout sex it's about having more sex in heaven

lyletube9 years ago

This is a hard one Like that dick do hahahahah

Gatorboy9 years ago

Um...is it common to have sexual interactions with your parents and your grandparents?

Atomicman9608 years ago

No....no its not

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Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

It might be hot >:D hehehe.. No just kidding that would be weird.

BurningRubyGaming 9 years ago

Fist of all I'm a atheist second I am fine with going to hell

Taylor Thomas12 years ago

A few hours or so of embarrassment in exchange for a spot in heaven, painless death, and everything I want? Okay.

ST3ALTHY8 years ago

No........................ only.......you will see it

James Thurley12 years ago

"barharlgarhbvahr im an ahteoist i dotn beliv in god" nobody cares

Gracicorn157 years ago

Ghopher1 It is was a joke..

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Rachel Dinsmore12 years ago

Atheist.

Suzanna Palacios12 years ago

I'm atheist so I really don't care if I go to heaven

Firoiss8 years ago

Only thing i looked at, "painless death." Pressed for it

dontask10 years ago

i dont even know who the crap St.peter is

Kanuuki4 years ago

There are those times where you just pleasure yourself looking at sexual crap so like...

Rebester50009 years ago

Go to heaven and meet GOD!!!!!!!!!

HarryPotterSCAR138 years ago

He shows me the videotapes not the actual video

Farren9 years ago

Glad to know there'll be plenty of opportunities for naptime in heaven. No one said I have to watch them.

DlolFace6 years ago

Doesn't say i have to watch them

Thunder Sword9 years ago

Worth it

Kohaku449 years ago

You are already guaranteed a spot if you accept Jesus as your savior

KotaCy9 years ago

Honestly that has no upside. Besides, my religion doesn't believe in anything other than heaven, I would just end up in the second tier with every other normal person if I didn't meet the requirements for the best part of heaven.

sergiuszek9 years ago

NO ST.POTER Y U DO DIS

sergiuszek9 years ago

barharlgarhbvahr im an ahteoist i dotn beliv in god

spasticVocalist10 years ago

please no

DomZ1279 years ago

Those Videos would be my death...

Deppression7 years ago

Why not

Kawaii_weirdo158 years ago

Who wants to go to heaven

Crash Void10 years ago

well pressing the button would make it very... incesting to say the least

Christhezombie74 years ago

meh, it"d be worth it.

MGGoku7 years ago

Oh yes

tongereva9 years ago

So eternal bliss, in return for a few hours cringe. Of course. Also the button makes heaven real.

QueenOfThrDragons5 years ago

I'm already going to hell and I don't want to see my dad and mother and grandma and grandpa going at it so satin your still my roomy.

Imoutofnameideas8 years ago

I notice a lot of atheists are using these buttons as a means to bring up that beliefs in jerk matters (a common one being religion causes most wars (when at a very liberal estimate it causes like 50%) even if it has nothing to do with wars). Could you be ...[Show full comment]

Pawster-1_29 years ago

Not worth it

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