The button makes it so eternal paradise after death exists, and you go there after you die. Stop using atheism as a way to get out of it you unimaginative shits.
Ninja_Jester3 years ago
God is certainly real, because in the bible it talked about corona.
Christian ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.
Cringe_weeb2 years ago
You missed the "painless death" part, also there"s no guarantee.
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Derpyjeje8 years ago
Sure if I go to heaven that"s ok by me
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Atomicman9608 years ago
I"ve seen this question before. But yeah I'll press it?
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Da_Burrito_Man18 years ago
For everyone: You would go to hell no matter if you were "good" because in the Bible it says that no one is good and that all are evil but because of the Holy Spirit is that why we do good things. It isn't conscience, but the Holy Spirit. You can only go t...[Show full comment]
somedude15152 years ago
yeah but no matter what you do, you"d go to heaven
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Cheshire shadow8 years ago
doesn't say you can't mute it and/or blindfold yourself. although that would probably last a while. at least in heaven they would have a mental eyewash station(probably)
toomt3 months ago
shut up
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Fishez8 years ago
Where is the down side sex is amazing
Greeninja58 years ago
I mean, when my parents were young, they were pretty hot, so the first portion would be great
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masterofchampions29 years ago
close your dangit eyes logic ppls
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kingderp9 years ago
fuck heaven hell is better
JxTime9 years ago
YAYY ETERNAL SUFFERING AND AGONY AND BURNING AND LONELINESS AND LAVA
Doesn't matter if you're atheist. Super powers aren't real either, but if you press the correct button you "get" super powers. So if you click the button you "create" heaven. Also, if you're adopted, this is cool. You won't recognise you parents and you get free porn.
Rebester50009 years ago
WHAT IS FREE PORN BECAUSE IT BETTER NOT BE STUPID
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KianaTheSalad9 years ago
Who is st Peter?
Genevieve12349 years ago
St. Peter gaurds the gateway to heaven.
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SBURBIAN9 years ago
Don't care bout sex it's about having more sex in heaven
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lyletube9 years ago
This is a hard one
Like that dick do hahahahah
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Gatorboy10 years ago
Um...is it common to have sexual interactions with your parents and your grandparents?
I'm atheist so I really don't care if I go to heaven
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DomZ1279 years ago
Those Videos would be my death...
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Deppression7 years ago
Why not
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sergiuszek9 years ago
NO ST.POTER Y U DO DIS
sergiuszek9 years ago
barharlgarhbvahr im an ahteoist i dotn beliv in god
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spasticVocalist10 years ago
please no
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MGGoku8 years ago
Oh yes
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tongereva9 years ago
So eternal bliss, in return for a few hours cringe. Of course.
Also the button makes heaven real.
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Kawaii_weirdo158 years ago
Who wants to go to heaven
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Crash Void10 years ago
well pressing the button would make it very... incesting to say the least
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Christhezombie74 years ago
meh, it"d be worth it.
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Dayna Morris12 years ago
I don't wanna see my parents and grandparents doing to do, even though I'm Jewish
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QueenOfThrDragons6 years ago
I'm already going to hell and I don't want to see my dad and mother and grandma and grandpa going at it so satin your still my roomy.
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Imoutofnameideas8 years ago
I notice a lot of atheists are using these buttons as a means to bring up that beliefs in jerk matters (a common one being religion causes most wars (when at a very liberal estimate it causes like 50%) even if it has nothing to do with wars). Could you be ...[Show full comment]
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Pawster-1_210 years ago
Not worth it
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Venyos7 years ago
i ain't christian, fuck u lollll....
wait this MAKES this stuff happen shit i want a redo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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robbazviking 219 years ago
for 1 second right
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AssHar8 years ago
Doesn't sound like heaven...
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herobrine10 years ago
heaven does not suit me... they sent me back...
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Niall C 9 years ago
It never said you can look away
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Danielle Parnell12 years ago
Close my eyes
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lukestarburner8 years ago
Bloody hell.
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kittenlyric10 years ago
YYou are guaranteed a spot in heaven, if you choose.
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T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago
Alright, time to forget that I ever pressed this button and be completely scarred many years later! Let’s goooo
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