32968 (37%) 54997 (63%)
32968 (37%) people have pressed this button, while 54997 (63%) did not.
You become a Genius and solve many world problems.
but
You are damned to be Morbidly Obese until your death.
Next

MEME_God 7 years ago
Just become a genius and solve obesity

SvenWhy 3 years ago
yeah

Joshua C. Bowen 13 years ago
I would solve world obesity

SnowDino 7 years ago
You"re already a genius, sir.
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RichyDP 8 years ago
So what if I'm fat yo I'm famous I can probably just get some surgery to get the fat cut off

Teskull 8 years ago
YIKES

coolmoya 10 years ago
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MEME_God 7 years ago
It says pig a few times

Generalolie 11 years ago
WHAT you could save millions of lives but because one person is obese it's not ok what if you solved hunger you could of taken away the problems of being obese

Peples 8 years ago
I already am obese (joke)

CyanRyantheNyan 8 years ago
Soooooooooooooooo Apple Kid?

Loveallhart1-1 8 years ago
You crazy

Julia Cunningham 13 years ago
Wow only 31% said yes? Being a genius and making a genuine contribution to the world isn't worth being fat? Fuck everyone.

mrkrabsbignaturals 2 years ago
I already am fat, so the only thing that would change is I would get smarter and, more importantly, be under a lot more pressure to fix things for people, assuming they know it was me fixing the world's problems. I'd rather be a nobody.
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HeinrichHimmler 12 years ago
joshua bowen: good luck fatty

Cathrope 9 years ago
At first I thought it said "genie"

DaPinkPartyPony 11 years ago
I could just solve away to undo it so I don't have to be fat til I die.

pokemazz 10 years ago
Don't give a damn.

Poofnugget 3 years ago
I mean it does say you're damned to be morbidly obese till death, so there's nothing you can do about it, so fk it. But at the same time, just cause you solve the problems, doesn't mean people will listen to your words. And even if they do, some day, som... [Show full comment]

Okayisnotokay 11 years ago
I can just prevent obesity and damnation.

Solatice003 7 years ago
As long as I get cash I'm down

L . A . G 10 years ago
OMG NEVER

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago
downside?

Cpt.save_hoe 10 years ago
i have the reverse of obesity actually so how would that work

Choombi 12 years ago
you guys are selfish, solving all world's problems means global peace and such, I'm usually quite selfish on those, but being obese is worth the upside.

CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago
OMFG really 38% of people actually wanted to be fat eww.

AieslwZ 9 years ago
Or they thought the + outweighed the negative
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Izaak 'Zax' Webster 13 years ago
Already a genius...

LiamSmall 10 years ago
HAH! JOKES ON YOU IM ALREADY GONNA BE MORBIDLY OBESE UNTIL MY DEATH

Samaniego 6 years ago
Atleast i eould be in history

pdharr 10 years ago
i am real skinny so being fat will help me because my friends will shut up about me not eating enough

SuperCat 11 years ago
Just cure obesity with your genuineness

mr.whatface 10 years ago
What? Sorry, but WHO THE FUCK keeps making these buttons about my life? I'm putting my fucking foot down for this one. I will NOT allow this shit to continue cuz.

Dean Reaver 11 years ago
66% of people care more about there looks then the world as a hole.

BLU Engineer 12 years ago
Spy wrote this.

SafiTheSmarty 9 years ago
Ahaha

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
im already fat

coolstorybro 10 years ago
this changes absolutly nothing for me

DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago
*Solve morbid obesity* jokes on you button!

Astralpace 2 years ago
well if youre a genius then can you just plan out a more healthy lifestyle to lose weight

theraptor2002 11 years ago
Im a paperweight anyways.

GameGo 7 years ago
Robot body and ewery problem is fix

peppyko 10 years ago
I'm already a genius could already solve world obesity, I know it sounds a little high of myself to say

EverFreeGaming 10 years ago
Hey, I have a Fat fetish so this is the best of both worlds

Haydos 12 years ago
knowing too much is dangerous just like that you want to slowly learn

That guy you saw 11 years ago
Hay jokes on you I'm smart as fuck

Antar R. Benson 13 years ago
I would simply figure a way to make myself excrete fat with a pill. Or if that's not possible I hope to not be scooter and extend-o-grab obese.

Arctic100 10 years ago
According to google, damned means you spend your eternity in hell. I"d love to be obese in hell and provide a mancubus or cacodemon a delightful snack. Maybe I'll even become a mancubus myself. They"re pretty fat.

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago
i pressed a button to make me skinny comment"s over, my dude

GeorgeGSG 10 years ago
😀

MajesticCookie 11 years ago
Solve world obesity and being fat is worth being a freaking genius.

Denimfox 10 years ago
I would. Just solve obesity

Pyrox 11 years ago
WHY YOU GUYS SO SELFISH

HashSlingingSlasher 12 years ago
@Antar, You. You know things.

Cmunnplays 9 years ago
Solve obesity and get yourself fixed duh

snowewhisper 11 years ago
Julia it really isn't worth it
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