32991 (37%) 55038 (63%)
32991 (37%) people have pressed this button, while 55038 (63%) did not.
You become a Genius and solve many world problems.
but
You are damned to be Morbidly Obese until your death.
Next

MEME_God 8 years ago
Just become a genius and solve obesity

SvenWhy 3 years ago
yeah

Joshua C. Bowen 13 years ago
I would solve world obesity

SnowDino 7 years ago
You"re already a genius, sir.
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RichyDP 9 years ago
So what if I'm fat yo I'm famous I can probably just get some surgery to get the fat cut off

Teskull 8 years ago
YIKES

coolmoya 10 years ago
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MEME_God 8 years ago
It says pig a few times

Generalolie 11 years ago
WHAT you could save millions of lives but because one person is obese it's not ok what if you solved hunger you could of taken away the problems of being obese

Peples 8 years ago
I already am obese (joke)

CyanRyantheNyan 8 years ago
Soooooooooooooooo Apple Kid?

Loveallhart1-1 9 years ago
You crazy

Julia Cunningham 13 years ago
Wow only 31% said yes? Being a genius and making a genuine contribution to the world isn't worth being fat? Fuck everyone.

mrkrabsbignaturals 3 years ago
I already am fat, so the only thing that would change is I would get smarter and, more importantly, be under a lot more pressure to fix things for people, assuming they know it was me fixing the world's problems. I'd rather be a nobody.
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SansTheSkelepun 10 years ago
Cure obesity. Well that wasn't so bad

bahamallama200 11 years ago
I'm already morbidly obese, nothing new in that department.

ADJHD 3 years ago
Obesity is one of the world's problems, I'll just solve it for myself

fireboy578 11 years ago
I can cure cancer,so why would I care if I was fat?

PersonNo.4 10 years ago
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Panifex 9 years ago
First problem to solve is the obesity epidemic

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
im already fat.

Seagrave 12 years ago
as long as people listen to me? also that obesity thing is... kind of a goal? that i have had?

lexiblackandwhite123 11 years ago
I already am obese..... So......

yyw_reimu 3 months ago
聪明良子😂

Zannie Dumas 13 years ago
Sounds like me.

APsychoPizza 10 years ago
What the fuck are these results

Spamlord 6 years ago
bruh just find a solution to fatness

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago
I STOP HITLER!!!!(then he'll kill me)

NightLark 11 years ago
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~Wave~length~ 11 years ago
Umm... I don't care about appearances... like at all... Also, this guy needs to work on his overuse of capitalization.

HeinrichHimmler 12 years ago
joshua bowen: good luck fatty

Cathrope 9 years ago
At first I thought it said "genie"

DaPinkPartyPony 11 years ago
I could just solve away to undo it so I don't have to be fat til I die.

pokemazz 10 years ago
Don't give a damn.

Poofnugget 3 years ago
I mean it does say you're damned to be morbidly obese till death, so there's nothing you can do about it, so fk it. But at the same time, just cause you solve the problems, doesn't mean people will listen to your words. And even if they do, some day, som... [Show full comment]

Okayisnotokay 11 years ago
I can just prevent obesity and damnation.

Solatice003 7 years ago
As long as I get cash I'm down

L . A . G 10 years ago
OMG NEVER

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago
downside?

Cpt.save_hoe 11 years ago
i have the reverse of obesity actually so how would that work

Choombi 12 years ago
you guys are selfish, solving all world's problems means global peace and such, I'm usually quite selfish on those, but being obese is worth the upside.

CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago
OMFG really 38% of people actually wanted to be fat eww.

AieslwZ 9 years ago
Or they thought the + outweighed the negative
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Izaak 'Zax' Webster 13 years ago
Already a genius...

LiamSmall 10 years ago
HAH! JOKES ON YOU IM ALREADY GONNA BE MORBIDLY OBESE UNTIL MY DEATH

Samaniego 6 years ago
Atleast i eould be in history

pdharr 10 years ago
i am real skinny so being fat will help me because my friends will shut up about me not eating enough

SuperCat 11 years ago
Just cure obesity with your genuineness

mr.whatface 10 years ago
What? Sorry, but WHO THE FUCK keeps making these buttons about my life? I'm putting my fucking foot down for this one. I will NOT allow this shit to continue cuz.

Dean Reaver 11 years ago
66% of people care more about there looks then the world as a hole.

BLU Engineer 12 years ago
Spy wrote this.

SafiTheSmarty 9 years ago
Ahaha

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
im already fat

coolstorybro 10 years ago
this changes absolutly nothing for me

DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago
*Solve morbid obesity* jokes on you button!

Astralpace 2 years ago
well if youre a genius then can you just plan out a more healthy lifestyle to lose weight
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