Will You Press The Button?

mrpeterson 2 years ago

hmph, they might see whats in my BASEMENT, this cannot happen..

Night Cat 11 years ago

So? Let them watch cat videos with me, and all for the greater good.

Driller horn 10 years ago

I hope they don't get scared.

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ayy lumae 10 years ago

Now i've got some fappin' buddies.

JimiTTB 10 years ago

Continuous Masterbation. That is all.

Donderpants 11 years ago

Good luck with that. I'm not American, and I'm in my early teens, as a good student- voters would find that unjust. There would be huge complaints about NSA randomly stalking me.

11Thecrowmuse11 10 years ago

That"s implying that they know the NSA is stalking you.

PolarBeast 9 years ago

Yay I'm famouse

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

No you"re not. Dumbfuck, you"re being stalked, not on some fucking TV program.

Ezman01 9 years ago

They don't do that already?

Oliver Smith 13 years ago

I'd just walk around naked as often as possible

anin794 10 years ago

lol

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ChosenOne 6 years ago

I will just use Incognito mode.

GravityGeek 11 years ago

But...The NSA is already watching us.

Shawn Kaplan 13 years ago

Implying we aren't already watched 24/7 by the NSA?

Neuhhhhhh 6 years ago

I don't see any cameras

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AlexanderWasserman 8 years ago

“Shut off the internet” grammar lol

Paige Farnsworth 13 years ago

Fuck the NSA

WonderWoman 9 years ago

Rip. The big G is stalking us right now and 47years ago.

Jasey Janssen 13 years ago

It's already happening.

Jeff Fischer 13 years ago

But am being watched 24/7 NOW.

Neuhhhhhh 6 years ago

I don't get this because it sounds like he is saying be able to do a bad thing to you but you have to do something bad to you

0rdinateur 11 years ago

Don't want them to see me naked as they would get extremely jealous

Randomguynuberwhoevencares 10 years ago

I'm British. Time to cause an international scandal!

Mustachio45496 11 years ago

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TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Wtf is NSA

ImJustHim 11 years ago

I dont think they want to see me playing League of saltiness

TheSlytherinDragoness 9 years ago

wtf is the NSA and i shower in a swimsuit now

ouat-zutara 11 years ago

Dude. We alread are watches by them 24/7

cyborgcrash 11 years ago

Nsa= National security agency

Yatanay 9 years ago

I don't care if I'm watched, as long as they don't actually DO anything.

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

stalkers O_O

Bames Jond 10 years ago

So the terrorists will be called "Shut off the internet" and I'll be watched by the NSA because of that? How does this make sense? What's the upside?

Corynn 10 years ago

love*

ARandomBanana 11 years ago

Someone needs to shut down that terrible grammar.

bxdri 5 years ago

So I'll be banned from the internet and also get arrested and put on death row, no thanks

Randomnazi 11 years ago

what are these buttons anymore?

BadPunzDillema 11 years ago

Terrorists still would communicate. A-duh.

Xtremist 8 years ago

Aren't we already?

Loomer52 11 years ago

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Randomness551 10 years ago

The NSA is already watching me

Sabersayin 9 years ago

Then they will watch some person crying and jack off

billynair 12 years ago

No internet, no porn, no reason for NSA to watch you now...

Assfaced 10 years ago

Why the fuck do they want to watch me wank? Sit on my chair and sleep the wholr Day

The Nerdy Villager 11 years ago

I'm ask least being watched. Not by the NSA, but watched nonetheless.

Lulzinh 8 months ago

did not specify what NSA is, so I'm naming my monitor's webcam NSA and then lowering the resolution to 1 pixel with no mic

johnbie 11 years ago

So you mean they'll get all my torrent data?

Theholymemes 9 years ago

Terrorists "are" shut down the internet................ NICE FUCKING GRAMMAR

Jamar Beck 13 years ago

idek what the fuck it's asking

Sgsb 6 years ago

So terrorists have no internet and nothing besides that changes. Sure why not. I feel sorry for the NSA agent who has to watch my life 24/7

Xpodus 11 years ago

My life wouldn't be different

OriginGaming 10 years ago

They are both downsides

Mustachio45496 11 years ago

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TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Terrorist?

zues6destroyer 11 years ago

Im not american............

FredHorvatin 9 years ago

walk naked everywhere in ma house and get away with it

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