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Have a real portal gun
but
You have to carry it on your body for the rest of your life
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the117doctor8 years ago
The portal gun can grab anyway so I can get a skilled surgeon to graft my muscles to the triggers and always have the portal gun as my left hand.

L3M1N6 months ago
...smart

joman69778 years ago
I like how everyone just assumes it"s the one from "Portal." it could be the one from "Rick and Morty" or something.

Natas6666 years ago
Yes just yes
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JohnPariah11 years ago
assuming this portal gun can work on any solid surface, it's definitely worth it

Vegemite8 years ago
The downside is a minor inconvenience, and the upside is life changing.

B-rax10569 years ago
If you can shoot on any surface besides on moon rock it would be like you have the portal gun as a hand.

David Martin Cohen12 years ago
*Uses Valve-logic to create the portal-gun-hat* *Wears it all over the place like a crazed TF2 player*

disturb3 years ago
hell yeah
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xXMyLifeInANutShellXx8 years ago
What"s the downside? I carry it with me no matter what anyways, same thing as a fekin phone right?

mikkusaurus8 years ago
At least i'll never lose it

zoecatruby10 years ago
hide it somewhere in like a back pack or somthing

CoolGuyO7 years ago
Heck yes where"s the downside

Monkiegamer158 years ago
You don't no how much it weights

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago
That would mean it never gets stolen! AWSOME!!!

Madeleine Upham12 years ago
and the downside to this is?

Baryapupy3 years ago
woah, this is useless
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Johnathan Kennedy12 years ago
Well, considering that portals from the portal gun can only appear on surfaces that contain moon rock, this is next to useless. Though, it would be pretty cool at Comic Cons and such.

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago
Actually NO. it has to be a couple of things: 1. Smooth; 2. Large enough; 3. Not curved (unless it is very, very large such as the moon or earth, etc.); and finally: 4. Not moving (or very, verrrrrrryyyyy, VERRRRYYYYYYYY slowly moving.) It it fits these re...[Show full comment]
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Angela Furtos12 years ago
what about when you have to ... ya know ... reproduce?

MidnightSorrow8 years ago
Think about the experience
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DMT_BOOTZ8 years ago
YES YES YES YES

AyaMayume10 years ago
The Portal gun from the game is the size of an assault rifle. You could just as well set it down by your foot or have a back harness for when you need your hands. Also, it can be laid next to you while you sleep. Not enough of a down side.

DongusThornberry9 years ago
Okay problem with portal guns, it only works on white walls.

Shadow482754892375089472389457290847509283745092873480927540984 years ago
I DONT CARE IF I HAVE TO CARRY IT I WANT A PORTAL GUN DAMMIT

Amazinglizard410 years ago
I don't care if I have to always carry it, it's a portal gun. A PORTAL GUN!!!!!!

lei1689 years ago
Paris here i c... damn it its bombed #PrayForParis Madrid here i c... theres too much middle eastern people London here i c... i already live in London Amsterdam here i c... no too many wind turbines Lizbona (lisbon,portugal) here i come!!!!!!

nupa_17 years ago
What is the downside?

100rage10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

CMHammond9 years ago
Spam...

squiggy0610 years ago
What's a portal gun?

SammmyilSpider8 years ago
Aperture Science Baby!

hajmed10 years ago
that's calm

MagicRainbow Kitties9 years ago
One word: Straps

Brandon Mendoza12 years ago
I won't be able to travel anywhere....

Gameteen advanced9 years ago
screw you glados

hatgirl52529 years ago
Okay.

Dana Herron12 years ago
WHO WOULDN'T?

GZBQ112 months ago
然后,离开枪的代价是什么?

SilentKills11510 years ago
I would make a portal between my dad's and my mom's, so we can minimalize the 15 minutes to a few seconds, as nothing can truly be instant.

Ritty8 years ago
So that"s y the butt hole was invented...

rogntudju10 years ago
The portal rock only works on moonstone. What use would it be on Earth?

StarDew5 years ago
Hell yeah there is no downside. Just put a bag over it to tkae shower. Use it to grab stuff. And don't spill your beer on it duh!?

Tigerlaw gaming10 years ago
what if it is a light portal gun?

DerpGuyBUTTON8 years ago
Yep

Orangegal10 years ago
I'll stick it to my body. There carried with my body. Also hand so..

NEONNUCLEUS9 years ago
it doesn't have to be real size

Hi there11 years ago
Im lazy so YEAH SUCK THAT LOLLIPOP SUCKAS!!

CMHammond9 years ago
As long as I can use it on surfaces outside of Aperture Laboratories and not requiring Moon Rock, it's fine by me.

1noxaj7 years ago
Belt

VelocityRaptor2810 years ago
this might make carrying and or doing other things difficult BUUUUUUT its a motherfucking portal gun who wouldnt want it

a_luddy18 years ago
rick shancaz in da house

Emessor10 years ago
DONT READ THIS U WILL B KISSD BY UR CRUSH THIS FRIDAY SAY UR NAM 10x SAY UR MOMS NAME 5x NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5x THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GRUPS IN 143 MIN. IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD BAD LUCKrnrnrnrnrn

ModSavvy9 years ago
best

Patrick Berisa12 years ago
Fuck YEAH

Vernthefox8 years ago
Who cares, ITS A FREAKING PORTAL GUN!

peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago
Just put it in some sort of harness
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