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the117doctor8 years ago

The portal gun can grab anyway so I can get a skilled surgeon to graft my muscles to the triggers and always have the portal gun as my left hand.

L3M1N6 months ago

...smart

joman69778 years ago

I like how everyone just assumes it"s the one from "Portal." it could be the one from "Rick and Morty" or something.

Natas6666 years ago

Yes just yes

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JohnPariah11 years ago

assuming this portal gun can work on any solid surface, it's definitely worth it

Vegemite8 years ago

The downside is a minor inconvenience, and the upside is life changing.

B-rax10569 years ago

If you can shoot on any surface besides on moon rock it would be like you have the portal gun as a hand.

David Martin Cohen12 years ago

*Uses Valve-logic to create the portal-gun-hat* *Wears it all over the place like a crazed TF2 player*

disturb3 years ago

hell yeah

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xXMyLifeInANutShellXx8 years ago

What"s the downside? I carry it with me no matter what anyways, same thing as a fekin phone right?

mikkusaurus8 years ago

At least i'll never lose it

zoecatruby10 years ago

hide it somewhere in like a back pack or somthing

CoolGuyO7 years ago

Heck yes where"s the downside

Monkiegamer158 years ago

You don't no how much it weights

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

That would mean it never gets stolen! AWSOME!!!

Madeleine Upham12 years ago

and the downside to this is?

Baryapupy3 years ago

woah, this is useless

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Johnathan Kennedy12 years ago

Well, considering that portals from the portal gun can only appear on surfaces that contain moon rock, this is next to useless. Though, it would be pretty cool at Comic Cons and such.

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago

Actually NO. it has to be a couple of things: 1. Smooth; 2. Large enough; 3. Not curved (unless it is very, very large such as the moon or earth, etc.); and finally: 4. Not moving (or very, verrrrrrryyyyy, VERRRRYYYYYYYY slowly moving.) It it fits these re...[Show full comment]

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Angela Furtos12 years ago

what about when you have to ... ya know ... reproduce?

MidnightSorrow8 years ago

Think about the experience

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DMT_BOOTZ8 years ago

YES YES YES YES

AyaMayume10 years ago

The Portal gun from the game is the size of an assault rifle. You could just as well set it down by your foot or have a back harness for when you need your hands. Also, it can be laid next to you while you sleep. Not enough of a down side.

DongusThornberry9 years ago

Okay problem with portal guns, it only works on white walls.

Shadow482754892375089472389457290847509283745092873480927540984 years ago

I DONT CARE IF I HAVE TO CARRY IT I WANT A PORTAL GUN DAMMIT

Amazinglizard410 years ago

I don't care if I have to always carry it, it's a portal gun. A PORTAL GUN!!!!!!

lei1689 years ago

Paris here i c... damn it its bombed #PrayForParis Madrid here i c... theres too much middle eastern people London here i c... i already live in London Amsterdam here i c... no too many wind turbines Lizbona (lisbon,portugal) here i come!!!!!!

nupa_17 years ago

What is the downside?

100rage10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

CMHammond9 years ago

Spam...

squiggy0610 years ago

What's a portal gun?

SammmyilSpider8 years ago

Aperture Science Baby!

hajmed10 years ago

that's calm

MagicRainbow Kitties9 years ago

One word: Straps

Brandon Mendoza12 years ago

I won't be able to travel anywhere....

Gameteen advanced9 years ago

screw you glados

hatgirl52529 years ago

Okay.

Dana Herron12 years ago

WHO WOULDN'T?

GZBQ112 months ago

然后，离开枪的代价是什么？

SilentKills11510 years ago

I would make a portal between my dad's and my mom's, so we can minimalize the 15 minutes to a few seconds, as nothing can truly be instant.

Ritty8 years ago

So that"s y the butt hole was invented...

rogntudju10 years ago

The portal rock only works on moonstone. What use would it be on Earth?

StarDew5 years ago

Hell yeah there is no downside. Just put a bag over it to tkae shower. Use it to grab stuff. And don't spill your beer on it duh!?

Tigerlaw gaming10 years ago

what if it is a light portal gun?

DerpGuyBUTTON8 years ago

Yep

Orangegal10 years ago

I'll stick it to my body. There carried with my body. Also hand so..

NEONNUCLEUS9 years ago

it doesn't have to be real size

Hi there11 years ago

Im lazy so YEAH SUCK THAT LOLLIPOP SUCKAS!!

CMHammond9 years ago

As long as I can use it on surfaces outside of Aperture Laboratories and not requiring Moon Rock, it's fine by me.

1noxaj7 years ago

Belt

VelocityRaptor2810 years ago

this might make carrying and or doing other things difficult BUUUUUUT its a motherfucking portal gun who wouldnt want it

a_luddy18 years ago

rick shancaz in da house

Emessor10 years ago

DONT READ THIS U WILL B KISSD BY UR CRUSH THIS FRIDAY SAY UR NAM 10x SAY UR MOMS NAME 5x NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5x THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GRUPS IN 143 MIN. IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD BAD LUCKrnrnrnrnrn

ModSavvy9 years ago

best

Patrick Berisa12 years ago

Fuck YEAH

Vernthefox8 years ago

Who cares, ITS A FREAKING PORTAL GUN!

peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago

Just put it in some sort of harness

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