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Have a real portal gun
but
You have to carry it on your body for the rest of your life
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the117doctor8 years ago
The portal gun can grab anyway so I can get a skilled surgeon to graft my muscles to the triggers and always have the portal gun as my left hand.

L3M1N6 months ago
...smart

joman69778 years ago
I like how everyone just assumes it"s the one from "Portal." it could be the one from "Rick and Morty" or something.

Natas6666 years ago
Yes just yes
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JohnPariah11 years ago
assuming this portal gun can work on any solid surface, it's definitely worth it

Vegemite8 years ago
The downside is a minor inconvenience, and the upside is life changing.

B-rax10569 years ago
If you can shoot on any surface besides on moon rock it would be like you have the portal gun as a hand.

David Martin Cohen12 years ago
*Uses Valve-logic to create the portal-gun-hat* *Wears it all over the place like a crazed TF2 player*

disturb3 years ago
hell yeah
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xXMyLifeInANutShellXx8 years ago
What"s the downside? I carry it with me no matter what anyways, same thing as a fekin phone right?

mikkusaurus8 years ago
At least i'll never lose it

zoecatruby10 years ago
hide it somewhere in like a back pack or somthing

CoolGuyO7 years ago
Heck yes where"s the downside

Monkiegamer158 years ago
You don't no how much it weights

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago
That would mean it never gets stolen! AWSOME!!!

Madeleine Upham12 years ago
and the downside to this is?

Baryapupy3 years ago
woah, this is useless
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Johnathan Kennedy12 years ago
Well, considering that portals from the portal gun can only appear on surfaces that contain moon rock, this is next to useless. Though, it would be pretty cool at Comic Cons and such.

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago
Actually NO. it has to be a couple of things: 1. Smooth; 2. Large enough; 3. Not curved (unless it is very, very large such as the moon or earth, etc.); and finally: 4. Not moving (or very, verrrrrrryyyyy, VERRRRYYYYYYYY slowly moving.) It it fits these re...[Show full comment]
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Angela Furtos12 years ago
what about when you have to ... ya know ... reproduce?

MidnightSorrow8 years ago
Think about the experience
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Godandjesus8 years ago
This is just useful not a downside

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Hyperion9 years ago
It's not like I wouldn't do that.

Ben Neuwirth12 years ago
no more air travel for me i guess...

Sprinty3 years ago
Take a dead cell of your skin and glue it to the pg. Boom. Win win.

jalriz10 years ago
Why not

MiniMe9 years ago
Why would I ever want to leave it???

TenshinYT7 years ago
Rick and morty

Ennioggi10 years ago
You dont have to walk and you can troll people (LOLOLOLOLOL) ('_')

18mlivingston10 years ago
Dude I would just jump into a portal that is below another portal and fall infinitely forever

Toruk8 years ago
I can sleep knowing it would never be stolen from :3

gottaZayn10 years ago
just carry it in my belt

ImClever1239 years ago
ez pez question this is my answer to do it: get drugs and something will carry it for you

Jakob Edwards12 years ago
Take a belt and carry it on your back

MClover :D9 years ago
yes PLEEEEEAAAAASSSEEEEE

Alex Gulakiw12 years ago
well, maybe it will work on other stuff. that'd be cool, not just moon rock

Noctes10 years ago
Is there a downside?

x9hk8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]

JMIVGL123 10 years ago
Why not it's a good benefits

ya111105 years ago
doesn't the portal gun only work on moon rock or something??? I don't care I'll have it for show

loltbh10 years ago
i would anyway

kil8 years ago
The one from rick and Morty

christinelovespie10 years ago
loophole:stick it somewhere none will notice

Guys9 years ago
Portal guns will only work on certain surfaces, remember.

digiboy2898 years ago
this was made in the the fucking 19s

animefreak123211 years ago
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

jinbop fan9 years ago
How wouldn't want portal

Protania7 years ago
Does ANYONE here watch Game Theory?! I"ve only seen two people on this website that watch it! Any loyal theorist knows that this would make a black hole!

Z0m41e7 years ago
Gees Geez
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awesomeness is me10 years ago
so I could teleport anywhere anytime._. Wow yaaaaaaaay

Joanna K-a12 years ago
what if there is no surface it works on T_T

chad9 years ago
just use it to go were ever without having to walk too much

Preacher01310 years ago
I'm gonna carry it with me anyway, otherwise what the fuck is the point of the gun!?

Galaxy_Gal9 years ago
Yess, so pressed it!

Julia Broerman10 years ago
what is the downside

Willtron158 years ago
FUCK FUCK FUCK YEAH OH FUCK YEAH PLEASE THIS IS ALL I WANT
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