Will You Press The Button?

Mastermaxie 11 years ago

Wait how does that work

Ipsu 6 years ago

A person is alive and conscious before birth. In case you didn't pay attention in biology class.

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Maharid 2 years ago

I'll press this instantly, with all the knowledge intact i will have no problems in life.

FutaRapistStocking 10 months ago

yeah no you dont have any knowledge plus im just gonna be reborn as well and just rape you with my knowledge

Randomguy6712 10 years ago

Mom: *gives birth* Me: Heyo! It"s me! World: *freaks out*

Sky_bee 3 years ago

I would do this just to change the fact that I fell onto a door hinge when I was little

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Jacksharkquack 10 years ago

So... I'm stewie then basicly.

abcx 9 years ago

Also thought so. xD

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minimegaman090 2 years ago

This doesn't seem that useful if you're like me and very aware of the butterfly effect

MonsterHat 9 months ago

realistically not gonna change too much if its only about 20 years or so. "if you're like me" ok tuff guy.

Ritty 9 years ago

So am I still a dumb baby when I'm born or do I have my memories still? Cuz if so there"s a new conspiracy theory for the Boss Baby

Rhino_ 9 years ago

No you know everything you do now

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The_Darkstar 9 years ago

*Goes into preschool* Professor, this material is extremely dull. Please move on to something more stimulating than finger painting.

PinkDiamond 9 years ago

OMG! I would be sucha protegee!

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

Self aware in the womb...

abcx 9 years ago

Would become rich since I"d be the smartest baby on earth.

Ketrikal 9 years ago

Someone please make a movie from this.

StevetheninjaLXIX 7 years ago

Imagine coming out of your mother"s womb then saying Ah shit here we go again

sonhol 9 years ago

all kinds if betting would be sooo easy school would be super easy and youd be a fucking genius in your llife. if your doing bad at schol gues what now you have an advantage and you know alot of stuff from the past everything would be better unless you int... [Show full comment]

Lzke 8 years ago

*googles "Lotto-Numbers last 20 years"* I'm ready!

One-Sixty 9 years ago

Wait will I still have knolewdge of my pass life?

Zaxio 9 years ago

Yeah!

Pitudo420 7 years ago

Yo we need some lottery numbers

Bodhiskywalker 8 years ago

This is basically the best way to re-do mistakes you"ve made in you life and then you can possibly make the perfect life. woah

PinkDiamond 9 years ago

I COULD PREDICT SO MUCH!

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

So? that would increase my IP and then I can learn Aztec religion and other polytheistic religions. B)

Itsmehomie 9 years ago

What the actual fuck

dachampoz 9 years ago

Oh, so you know everything but you redo the same life. Ridiculous.

TakoTheFox 4 years ago

You actually do do the same life

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Nord 5 years ago

So I have to stay in complete darkness for a month... Still conscious and aware.

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

yes. this is a win. except for a bit of the remembering stuff I could do without a bit of what I remember.

mattdm722 9 years ago

I'll be honest it"s only gotten worse so far so it seems like both parts are good

Pds314 10 years ago

I relive my life to capitalize on future events. I spend a month beforehand memorizing winning lotto numbers, terrorist attack dates, names, methods and locations, and invest huge amounts into the stock market. I preemptively warn the world about all the bad things that happen.

Artin 10 years ago

The good thing about living is that you can't change what has been changed. Perfection is just idiotic

SexyPandaSoldier 10 years ago

No. you are idiotic. perfection is wonderful.

James_skywalker_2002 4 years ago

I would just be born earlier

S20121124 9 years ago

Oookkkeeeyyy

TheThinker 10 years ago

The result and the downside are literally synonymous.

ScarlettRoseSparks 9 years ago

Can you change what happened? Or do you live your life the same. Also I"d be born July 5th which would be awesome.

Nord 5 years ago

This might be a kind of joke question, saying your life sucked and you can't change that.

Zacattac 9 years ago

come out screaming GOD IS FAKE!! XD

DemonCat 9 years ago

Hail Satan. "_"

Tsurugawa last year

我可以再见到我的妈妈了尽管只有几个月

PinkDiamond 9 years ago

OMG! I COULD PREVENT SO MUCH! I COULD STOP THE SHOOTING THAT HAD ALL MY PEOPLE MOURNING FOR YEARS!

ammy0101 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Superstar57 10 years ago

what if you don't? ammy/sack of shit

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Astral_Gaming0314 4 years ago

Haha yes I know 100 digits of pi Im gonna make my first word FU-

Memo2447 6 years ago

Redo ing my life up to this point would require me to live my life again?

Ross3546 9 years ago

Wouldn't you just drown when you go back...

Marbear 8 years ago

Please

TheThinker 10 years ago

Wait a minute what if you haven't even been conceived a month before you were born...?

Huehue 10 years ago

Then you would be dead, you would not have had enough time to grow to a stable form

qzijwkjxwkdxbajjxjwkxn 2 years ago

我愿意。

IShitYouNot 9 years ago

Mom:*gives birth* Me right after being born:”YOO MAN DAS MY CORD!! GET YA HANDS OFF MEH”

Lionon 10 years ago

I actually had this as dream. It felt horrible not be able to reach into cupboards... again.

normal-guy-3427674 5 years ago

this is why people make diarys

Pizzaelias4 9 years ago

OMG YOU WOULD BE THE SMARTEST BABY ON EARTH

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Nobody knows what it is like to be a baby even though everyone has been a baby. Oh wait, its changing!

UghWhy 10 years ago

No one said I had to win

Evil_J last year

*invests heavily in Amazon, Netflix, and twatter*

Supanigga 3 years ago

Good luck trying to convince your parents to buy bitcoin as a 1 year old

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

My IQ would carry over to when I was an infant. As I went through life it would improve. By the time I reach adulthood, I'm a genius.

SexyPandaSoldier 10 years ago

Fine. I shall do that.. i would be so much the mr ultimate baby .. srsly. and hey i would have it all figured out soo hardcore by the time im 21 again.

SexyPandaSoldier 10 years ago

And i would have more money.. actually far more. i would avoid getting injured and therfore earn 5000€ more whilst being i n high school and i would have learned not to listen to my dad so i´d sell those investments at the right time like i wanted to .. ye... [Show full comment]

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