you save an infant from a house fire
but
you get third degree burns on your entire body
I will not


EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago
If you don't press the button, you are saving the infant without burning yourself

Migdin18 years ago
WE FOUND A SMART PERSON!!!
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Booda9 years ago
I'll just let the professionals do it thanks.

Button?Ithinknot9 years ago
Thats what I thought

Ultralord14008 years ago
The baby wasn't real, anyway; it"s only if you press the button

derp is awesome10 years ago
I hate babys:/

CuriousInsane4 years ago
You was a baby
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NicholeKrueger8 years ago
if you don't press the button the baby wouldn't be in the situation

ItsMe478 years ago
Fuck the infant, I want to be healthy

Duck_bot11 months ago
Ayo Kris Tyson is that you?!?

AlexisBotello7 years ago
Pressing the button would make a baby go in harm"s way and then burn you. IT"S A TRAP!

Yourgesflergen8 years ago
By pushing the button you put the baby"s life in danger and probably kill it from the burning injuries that it received and only actually smart people will realize this fact and not push the button so if you push the button you"re either stupid or just sel...[Show full comment]

TrueRenegade8 years ago
It won't happen if you don't press it

buttonupjacket1279 years ago
47% of people are fucking selfish assholes. you're saving a baby's life! think about something other than yourself you fucking assholes!

HahaPeepeePoopoo3 years ago
its just a baby though
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AlexanderWasserman7 years ago
Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold...

AlexanderWasserman7 years ago
Outcast?

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
2 lives > 1 life. I think that we could all agree about that. So what if I get a couple serious burns? I'm still alive arent I? I just means that I get an extra cool story to tell to my grandkids.

Anime247 years ago
2-1=1 1 life = 1 life and the might die because of burns
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meisawesome8 years ago
Children are annoying little snotty creatures

MehrSagar8 years ago
It doesn't say the baby will die otherwise.

DarkOverlord28 years ago
Fuck that baby

NHLic8 years ago
Aaaah younglings. I fucking hate them. I really want to get rid of them if I have a such power and if they was not for retaining us.

Redstorm8 years ago
Plot twist: Third option, let the other dumb ass save the baby and get 3rd degree burns.

Ethan Carter12 years ago
Way to ruin my fucking life

nolanbrisson9 years ago
Just find francis. Lol

UselessLion9 years ago
I could become Johnny Cade...

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago
But he died, and broke a few bones. You will only get burned

CashCow11349 years ago
Gets soon much attention at school Fuck yeah I'm the human torch

pikachu16268 years ago
uh no jonhy cant be burned and can set himself on fire

Wyatt Wiest12 years ago
what the heck i dont mind burns aslong as i survive it!! and i would be remembered being a hero

Killerbote8 years ago
If you have third degree burns all over your body you are guaranteed to die
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Surreal Evony12 years ago
I'd die to save an infant. Infants are basically 100% innocent.

Dahghost10 years ago
Well, what about Reisuke Houjou? Freaking a 4 year old killer, from Future Diary.

Timothy NO Relation Vick12 years ago
New stem cell treatments can fix that right up...Google "the skin gun" and be amazed

Epicsharkmonster4 years ago
if you dont press the button then there is no fire or infant

pikachu16268 years ago
I become a female, 10 yr old , good, Deadpool

Migdin18 years ago
Third degree burns are not the same as super regeneration and cancer

bobbyhead33310 years ago
It was worth it to die for the children... c':

fanuerysm9 years ago
its a fucking BABY people. so what if you get a couple burns

buttnaked9 years ago
HO FUCK NO!!!😠😡😠😲😲😖🙍👎 👌👈 <~~~~sex

Woukie8 years ago
but if i say no, then the infant wont be stuck in a burning building. Or the infants oarents are billionaires and they pay you hundreds of millions to get surgery and live in luxury

MelanieMartinez9 years ago
Who cares I'll survive

Alwy8 years ago
Infants are unhappy anyway

DoctorJohCoy10 years ago
Burns? TOO BAD, ME. GET IN THERE.

cool chick 👰 9 years ago
Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

maddieeeee7 years ago
You stupid 47% I hope you feel the guilt burning inside of you just as if you got those third degree burns

Fa11enPhoenix7 years ago
Causing*
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Ender Sheeper10 years ago
Live life as a hero known for their actions and get medical help after. L:

FrenchyFry3 years ago
Eh the baby can die it’s mom should have saved it

Eri9 years ago
I get scars. >:D

TheFinderOfLoopholes7 years ago
Ain’t my baby ain’t my problem.

drfarm0210 years ago
but that burn tho(I woul save another kids life):>

SummerStonehappychibigirl8 years ago
I don't really see much of a downside because won't you heal

Sébastien Sasseville12 years ago
But what would be the condition of the infant? Will he be unscathed or,,,

herobrine10 years ago
fucking worth it

JKx9 years ago
fuck the baby

Oofington5 years ago
Ask your mom for help

HOODEDGENIUSX19 years ago
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xcmx9 years ago
sorry infant

Panifex7 years ago
See, there are these people called "firefighters"—maybe you"ve heard of them—a lot of little kids want to join that profession—but this is their job, not mine.

MOnster10110 years ago
When you wont press the button there eont be a house Fire

taijitiii10 years ago
Is the baby baptized?
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