You can sing/play an instrument perfectly
but
a single line in any song/4 bars of music you perform is delivered dreadfully, you never know which line it'll be till you mess it up.
I will not


Quincy10 years ago
THEN I CAN'T PLAY PERFECTLY CAN I?!?

Aajj3 years ago
Pobody"s nerfect
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Darkharp18210 years ago
Wait... I can play any music perfectly... But at the same time I can't... WHAT. *Brain Explodes*

Krusek8 years ago
I can screw up perfectly.

Batman77626 years ago
HA HA HA HA
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Chess_Player8 years ago
1. Become famous musician, 2. get people to bet which line will be screwed up, like the lottery 3. profit

vodam7 years ago
Great idea

Carl Hallowell12 years ago
So I become Lady Gaga?

Lenjosh8 years ago
More like Justin beiber
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Double0racle7 years ago
Better than my current situation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pierre Morot12 years ago
just play the bass, no one will notice!

EmoUnicorn8 years ago
That"s a contradiction technically if you can play any instrument perfectly then there should be no mess ups at all

BlackArrow 9 years ago
Jokes on you i can already sing and play any instrument perfectly suck it

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One10 years ago
CONTRADICTIONS, CAN WE FIX IT?! No Bob, No. We can't.

Rac4 years ago
Just blame it on a muscle disease and you'll get even more supporters

HoiImTemmie9 years ago
So many fellow undertale fans!!!#sansissenpai

GinnyWeasleyy7 years ago
So perfect or not?

John VunderDog9 years ago
What do you mean by bars like measures or like rows of the music are played dreadfully.

SuperFox13510 years ago
But then you aren't playing perfectly!!!!!!!!!!!

CCthecat9 years ago
There's a contradict, if I DO make mitakes it wouldnt be erfect anymore huh?

lala11 years ago
Become famous for it... say to everyone that they will get a surprise during every song no matter what it is they must enjoy it. Once done with that line petend like you sung better than you have your whole life.

GabyTheBoss8 years ago
Then it"s not perfect

Assholenation8 years ago
I would say u became Justin beiber.......but never was good

fallonforpresident9 years ago
Never does concerts, but records songs twice bc then it'll ber perfect music.

bitches be cray9 years ago
so I will become your mom?

Yepter10 years ago
i already play 3 instuments fluently

marmitedude16 years ago
Sounds lame

Katanakingtrj 10 years ago
How much money do u get and how huge is the debt?

The doctors brotato9 years ago
THEN IM NOT PERFECT

Lucas Wolff12 years ago
Make dubstep music

Psycho3338 years ago
Sing and play perfectly means perfectly

SantiLokyyo9 years ago
This is a paradox

Otterdude39759 years ago
I already play my instrument perfectly....

adfepagames9 years ago
You should practice at home so when you first play it you fix the sheet

Enel3 years ago
Better than not at all

GinnyWeasleyy7 years ago
I'm already perfect 😏

I love cats!9 years ago
?????????????????????

BattleCall8 years ago
okay i fell sorry for rihanna

Gumm9049 years ago
If you can play it perfectly then how are you going to mess it up?

DERPY CAT10 years ago
So its a mistake shake it of! O.O I JUST SAW WAT I DID THERE

Likerman1989 years ago
Play it once solo then preform

Lucycowboss2218 years ago
I play drums it will sound like part of the song

Batman77626 years ago
What"s the point of that because you'll be on stage and mess it up

Iceeninja9 years ago
this is how much i care 000000000000000000000000000000

Snail Sniffer10 years ago
A like doesn't always equal four bars.

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BeeTheImmortal10 years ago
I already play piano perfect

AF7 years ago
That"s why there is editing. All the songs you hear I the radio, the singers don't really sound like that.

Janus Balignasay12 years ago
"AW, MAN. THAT GENIUS IS IMPROVISING. -CHEERS LOUDLY-"

Warbaine8 years ago
This is what sound editors are for. Just play the same thing twice (since you do it perfectly the two will sound exactly the same except for the random mess up)

Arsonate9 years ago
But i thought i could play perfectly?

DarkTheGhost9 years ago
read again, "perfectly"

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Gabumon2 years ago
Looks like you've killed at least 2 people already...was it Harry's Parents!?

Koridon7 months ago
GASP NOT LILLY AND JAMES
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