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You will be able to grow twice your size when you eat fungi.

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You die if you touch a turtle.

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888thorn 10 years ago

crushes entire army* turtle walks along* HOLY SHIT A TURTLE

gigabyte 5 years ago

Landmine turtle

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Shirlinaaa last year

Bro became a Mario LoL

minimegaman090 2 years ago

mayrioe

smhlol32 11 years ago

That mario reference tho

TinaLucia 4 years ago

Why mexico?

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A strange person 10 years ago

Do they have flowers who grant pyrokinetic abilities ?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

No, but penguin suits grant cryokinetic abilities.

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CharlieGmix 10 years ago

The killer turtle DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Whatamidoing3 9 years ago

It"s a me mar- OH FUCK A TURTLE

Sethman 9 years ago

I have pet turtles

Furyfreeze2005 10 years ago

SCREW THAT! #Turtletakeover!

Tanner Unsworth 13 years ago

Does a musical tune play once you die?

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Moa moa moaaaaaaaaahhh...

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JTF 12 years ago

Does anyone realize that this is a TOTAL Mario reference?

lol331 5 years ago

everybody does?

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SoulHunter_kunal 8 years ago

You mean Mario Well I live up in a hilly area No turtle

Ravenblaze 9 years ago

Mario doesn’t approve

TheBubble 9 years ago

So, if you"re surrounded by turtles in the middle of the ocean...

abcx 9 years ago

I don't like mushrooms.

Sneako 9 years ago

Gloves BOOM

Nicogirl5 9 years ago

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO GROW TWICE YOUR SIZE???

GiannisXania 9 years ago

Basketball carrier

Alduin128 10 years ago

I like turtles and hate fungi

HoimTemmie 10 years ago

what if you jump on them?

Kirby918 6 years ago

Then turtle boi dies

Misty_the_powerful 10 years ago

Let"s a goo-a! Lots of spaghetti!

ThreeTurtle216 10 years ago

Really. Everyone already knows what I chose before finishing reading this.

pink sheep 10 years ago

Didn't say how long it would take for you to die it could be in 100 years

Luxray100 10 years ago

... I have a turtle... Sorry Turtwig (his name)

I Hate Creating Usernames 10 years ago

Upside? Why the fuck would I want not fit in my own house?

Raptor97 11 years ago

I'm tall enough and don't need to be twice as tall as now .. senseless

TheRealMudkip13 10 years ago

It's a mario reference

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PACK A PUNCH CAT 11 years ago

I like tortles ðŸ˜¦

Sans &amp; Frisk 11 years ago

I want touch turtles... :P Jk not like that you guys are sick!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

I want to pet a turtle.

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we_da_bus33 11 years ago

haha mario refrence

Amy Castle 13 years ago

so i become mario. ok then.

lol331 5 years ago

yes

Ismail Anwar 13 years ago

it'sa me, Mario

PACK A PUNCH CAT 11 years ago

NO IMA MARIO BICH!!!!!

Robert Alexander 13 years ago

im small and i dont care i like turtles ^_^

and-peggy 9 years ago

Do you ever shrink again?

LEMONSNIPER1230 11 years ago

I'm not going to be Mario

TheGaurd 10 years ago

why would i eat fungi

LumberJackAnimations 11 years ago

So what. I don't need turtles! :3

Theunusual 6 years ago

Ha...... just jump on it

Burgermagic36 10 years ago

THAN JUST DON'T TOUCH A TURTLE

TheCheat 11 years ago

Let's a go motherfucker

HydraRampage 10 years ago

Simple no soundtrack

Venyos 8 years ago

HOLY FUCK I GET TO BE MARIO?! *VIOLENT BUTTON SLAMMING*

LedgendaryDoge 11 years ago

I don't even like turtles, lol.

SomethingUnique 4 years ago

MINE TURTLE

Vysair 9 years ago

Mario? except fungi is not a mushroom right? I mean yeah it is in nanoscale but.....

Qbone 11 years ago

You'd just never touch a turtle

Flameice2 10 years ago

I am now Mario.

luizmiguel 11 years ago

I'm already tall for my age, I don't think I want it...

KatieBlundell 9 years ago

I would become a plumber and work on my Italian accent just for this.

jclar371 11 years ago

Whats the point in growing any bigger you will most likely die of being too tall

Anormalnoob 6 years ago

TITANS!!!!!!!!

RizeKamishiro 10 years ago

I like turtles

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