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You will be able to grow twice your size when you eat fungi.

but

You die if you touch a turtle.

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minimegaman09010 months ago

mayrioe

888thorn9 years ago

crushes entire army* turtle walks along* HOLY SHIT A TURTLE

gigabyte3 years ago

Landmine turtle

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smhlol329 years ago

That mario reference tho

TinaLucia2 years ago

Why mexico?

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A strange person9 years ago

Do they have flowers who grant pyrokinetic abilities ?

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

No, but penguin suits grant cryokinetic abilities.

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CharlieGmix8 years ago

The killer turtle DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Whatamidoing38 years ago

It"s a me mar- OH FUCK A TURTLE

Sethman8 years ago

I have pet turtles

Furyfreeze20058 years ago

SCREW THAT! #Turtletakeover!

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

You mean Mario Well I live up in a hilly area No turtle

JTF10 years ago

Does anyone realize that this is a TOTAL Mario reference?

lol3314 years ago

everybody does?

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Tanner Unsworth12 years ago

Does a musical tune play once you die?

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Moa moa moaaaaaaaaahhh...

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Ravenblaze7 years ago

Mario doesn’t approve

TheBubble8 years ago

So, if you"re surrounded by turtles in the middle of the ocean...

abcx8 years ago

I don't like mushrooms.

Sneako8 years ago

Gloves BOOM

Nicogirl58 years ago

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO GROW TWICE YOUR SIZE???

GiannisXania8 years ago

Basketball carrier

Alduin1288 years ago

I like turtles and hate fungi

HoimTemmie8 years ago

what if you jump on them?

Kirby9184 years ago

Then turtle boi dies

Misty_the_powerful8 years ago

Let"s a goo-a! Lots of spaghetti!

ThreeTurtle2168 years ago

Really. Everyone already knows what I chose before finishing reading this.

pink sheep9 years ago

Didn't say how long it would take for you to die it could be in 100 years

Luxray1009 years ago

... I have a turtle... Sorry Turtwig (his name)

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

Upside? Why the fuck would I want not fit in my own house?

Raptor979 years ago

I'm tall enough and don't need to be twice as tall as now .. senseless

TheRealMudkip138 years ago

It's a mario reference

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PACK A PUNCH CAT9 years ago

I like tortles ðŸ˜¦

Sans &amp; Frisk9 years ago

I want touch turtles... :P Jk not like that you guys are sick!

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

I want to pet a turtle.

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we_da_bus339 years ago

haha mario refrence

Amy Castle12 years ago

so i become mario. ok then.

lol3314 years ago

yes

Ismail Anwar12 years ago

it'sa me, Mario

PACK A PUNCH CAT9 years ago

NO IMA MARIO BICH!!!!!

Robert Alexander12 years ago

im small and i dont care i like turtles ^_^

NHLBlaster9 years ago

I live in Alaska there aren't that many turtles

Fastsnake509 years ago

MARIO DUN SUN DUN SUN DUN SUN DUN

Calista10 years ago

Of course we know it's a Mario reference. Also, the writer of this question needs to pay me 1.4 cents for the paper towel I used to wipe Diet Coke off my monitor.

Nightshade1017 years ago

TURTLEEEEEEEEE

mrgordo9 years ago

Fungi's disgusting...

Tygerlast year

I'm 6'10, I don't need shrooms

cheezburger20019 years ago

you will die too if ou touch a mine turtle

Hhhtthv7 years ago

OH MY SHIT!

Roaryboy9 years ago

I can jump on them to not get hurt

Zombie14Slayer8 years ago

That"s not a life worth living

Pandi9 years ago

But I love turtles :cc

Leah_7708 years ago

What"s fungi?

Leah_7708 years ago

Ooohhh OK I thought it was pronounced /fung/ee/ xp

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Zacattac9 years ago

but i don't like mushrooms

XxCool_Boy_GamingxX9 years ago

Whats fungi

Miahatsine9 years ago

stuff like mushrooms

Impredictable4 years ago

Good Mario reference XD

Amanda Jayne12 years ago

Maaario :)

Danky Pants9 years ago

Will I turn into an Italian plumber?

jocelyn fray10 years ago

Don't eat fungi

Hiroboiiiiii1236 years ago

Do I have to be Italian and wear red as well?

nul9 years ago

[presses the button non-stop]

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