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You will be able to grow twice your size when you eat fungi.

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You die if you touch a turtle.

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888thorn 10 years ago

crushes entire army* turtle walks along* HOLY SHIT A TURTLE

gigabyte 5 years ago

Landmine turtle

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Shirlinaaa last year

Bro became a Mario LoL

minimegaman090 2 years ago

mayrioe

smhlol32 11 years ago

That mario reference tho

TinaLucia 4 years ago

Why mexico?

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A strange person 10 years ago

Do they have flowers who grant pyrokinetic abilities ?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

No, but penguin suits grant cryokinetic abilities.

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CharlieGmix 10 years ago

The killer turtle DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Whatamidoing3 9 years ago

It"s a me mar- OH FUCK A TURTLE

Sethman 9 years ago

I have pet turtles

Furyfreeze2005 10 years ago

SCREW THAT! #Turtletakeover!

Tanner Unsworth 13 years ago

Does a musical tune play once you die?

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Moa moa moaaaaaaaaahhh...

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JTF 12 years ago

Does anyone realize that this is a TOTAL Mario reference?

lol331 5 years ago

everybody does?

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SoulHunter_kunal 8 years ago

You mean Mario Well I live up in a hilly area No turtle

Ravenblaze 9 years ago

Mario doesn’t approve

TheBubble 9 years ago

So, if you"re surrounded by turtles in the middle of the ocean...

abcx 9 years ago

I don't like mushrooms.

Sneako 9 years ago

Gloves BOOM

Nicogirl5 9 years ago

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO GROW TWICE YOUR SIZE???

GiannisXania 9 years ago

Basketball carrier

Alduin128 10 years ago

I like turtles and hate fungi

HoimTemmie 10 years ago

what if you jump on them?

Kirby918 6 years ago

Then turtle boi dies

Misty_the_powerful 10 years ago

Let"s a goo-a! Lots of spaghetti!

ThreeTurtle216 10 years ago

Really. Everyone already knows what I chose before finishing reading this.

pink sheep 10 years ago

Didn't say how long it would take for you to die it could be in 100 years

Luxray100 10 years ago

... I have a turtle... Sorry Turtwig (his name)

I Hate Creating Usernames 10 years ago

Upside? Why the fuck would I want not fit in my own house?

Raptor97 11 years ago

I'm tall enough and don't need to be twice as tall as now .. senseless

TheRealMudkip13 10 years ago

It's a mario reference

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PACK A PUNCH CAT 11 years ago

I like tortles ðŸ˜¦

Sans &amp; Frisk 11 years ago

I want touch turtles... :P Jk not like that you guys are sick!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

I want to pet a turtle.

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we_da_bus33 11 years ago

haha mario refrence

Amy Castle 13 years ago

so i become mario. ok then.

lol331 5 years ago

yes

Ismail Anwar 13 years ago

it'sa me, Mario

PACK A PUNCH CAT 11 years ago

NO IMA MARIO BICH!!!!!

Robert Alexander 13 years ago

im small and i dont care i like turtles ^_^

TatertotXD 9 years ago

That means your immortal unless you touch a turtle LOOPHOLE

Dual Iron 11 years ago

Mario? Anyone? Also, I LIKE TORTALS

UltimateAlex 10 years ago

WTF?!

chRAWRizard 11 years ago

what about poison mushrooms and walkig mushrooms woth teeth

PersonWhoExists50306 5 years ago

If you touch a turtle while double-sized, you'll return to normal size.

Jake Leard 13 years ago

Become mario, Profit.

Mineultra7689 10 years ago

HAHAHA I dont live near turtles so im safe

GreenDog3 11 years ago

Lel murio ref

Lolols 6 years ago

Me shall be mario Lol

TheGrayGamer 11 years ago

i totally have NO IDEA where he got this idea from...

sophialarson 9 years ago

when will I ever touch a turtle or have too? duhh id press the button

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

SOOOOOO mario then? why tf not

LlamaDrama 8 years ago

MARIO FOR LYFE

Scribbles 11 years ago

#mineturtle

Loopholesbeginhere 9 years ago

No one physically touches something theres microscopic room between the molecules of an object

lolololxtrollxlololol 11 years ago

Give a like if u want my profile pic

Arkham0801 10 years ago

MARIO BITCHES

I.AM.GOD 12 years ago

I'm God. I don't die.

BACONLUFFY 11 years ago

Mario time!

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