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You will be able to grow twice your size when you eat fungi.

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You die if you touch a turtle.

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minimegaman09010 months ago

mayrioe

888thorn9 years ago

crushes entire army* turtle walks along* HOLY SHIT A TURTLE

gigabyte3 years ago

Landmine turtle

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smhlol329 years ago

That mario reference tho

TinaLucia2 years ago

Why mexico?

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A strange person9 years ago

Do they have flowers who grant pyrokinetic abilities ?

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

No, but penguin suits grant cryokinetic abilities.

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CharlieGmix8 years ago

The killer turtle DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Whatamidoing38 years ago

It"s a me mar- OH FUCK A TURTLE

Sethman8 years ago

I have pet turtles

Furyfreeze20058 years ago

SCREW THAT! #Turtletakeover!

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

You mean Mario Well I live up in a hilly area No turtle

JTF10 years ago

Does anyone realize that this is a TOTAL Mario reference?

lol3314 years ago

everybody does?

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Tanner Unsworth12 years ago

Does a musical tune play once you die?

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Moa moa moaaaaaaaaahhh...

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Ravenblaze7 years ago

Mario doesn’t approve

TheBubble8 years ago

So, if you"re surrounded by turtles in the middle of the ocean...

abcx8 years ago

I don't like mushrooms.

Sneako8 years ago

Gloves BOOM

Nicogirl58 years ago

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO GROW TWICE YOUR SIZE???

GiannisXania8 years ago

Basketball carrier

Alduin1288 years ago

I like turtles and hate fungi

HoimTemmie8 years ago

what if you jump on them?

Kirby9184 years ago

Then turtle boi dies

Misty_the_powerful8 years ago

Let"s a goo-a! Lots of spaghetti!

ThreeTurtle2168 years ago

Really. Everyone already knows what I chose before finishing reading this.

pink sheep9 years ago

Didn't say how long it would take for you to die it could be in 100 years

Luxray1009 years ago

... I have a turtle... Sorry Turtwig (his name)

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

Upside? Why the fuck would I want not fit in my own house?

Raptor979 years ago

I'm tall enough and don't need to be twice as tall as now .. senseless

TheRealMudkip138 years ago

It's a mario reference

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PACK A PUNCH CAT9 years ago

I like tortles ðŸ˜¦

Sans &amp; Frisk9 years ago

I want touch turtles... :P Jk not like that you guys are sick!

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

I want to pet a turtle.

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we_da_bus339 years ago

haha mario refrence

Amy Castle12 years ago

so i become mario. ok then.

lol3314 years ago

yes

Ismail Anwar12 years ago

it'sa me, Mario

PACK A PUNCH CAT9 years ago

NO IMA MARIO BICH!!!!!

Robert Alexander12 years ago

im small and i dont care i like turtles ^_^

DragonEXE8 years ago

I"M SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW ! FUCK DRUGS I"M EAT SHROOMS

demonking9 years ago

THEN KILL ALL THE TURTELS IN THE WORLD

Donderpants9 years ago

Becomes an astronaut and brings back stars. Can't touch me bitches!

Renzikuchi10 years ago

Mario reference. lol

JL17767 years ago

BUT I LIKE TURTLES

tavinius9 years ago

tu tru-tutu-tu-tu-tudum tudum

PVDoriginal9 years ago

I dont need to grow so big

LanceTheBrony11 years ago

I like turtles too much to press this button.

fishshark7 years ago

I like turtles

EdgyMemes9 years ago

The mario brothers

bananasquid9 years ago

I see what you did there, you clever lil fucker

Gamegirlsforever8 years ago

I never touch turtles 🐢 anyways

PO...TA...TOOO9 years ago

in one hand im 10'5 and can dunk without jumping in the other i can touch turtle uuuuum yea ill press it

gingrman9 years ago

theres nothing good about that

ViolinAxolotl3 years ago

Well that’s quite random (Both of those things) I don’t really see a downside unless you want to be a marine biologist

Lauren Gonzalez12 years ago

Good thing I don't ever see turtles.

usoutlaw8 years ago

hahaha thats such a weird thid to have as your mortal weakness

jameskh10 years ago

uve been playing super mario for a while

Kanuuki4 years ago

Everything is gangsta until a turtle walks in on the scene

Zacattac9 years ago

not if i stomp on them tho >:)

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