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You will be able to grow twice your size when you eat fungi.

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You die if you touch a turtle.

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888thorn 10 years ago

crushes entire army* turtle walks along* HOLY SHIT A TURTLE

gigabyte 5 years ago

Landmine turtle

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Shirlinaaa last year

Bro became a Mario LoL

minimegaman090 2 years ago

mayrioe

smhlol32 11 years ago

That mario reference tho

TinaLucia 4 years ago

Why mexico?

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A strange person 10 years ago

Do they have flowers who grant pyrokinetic abilities ?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

No, but penguin suits grant cryokinetic abilities.

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CharlieGmix 10 years ago

The killer turtle DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Whatamidoing3 9 years ago

It"s a me mar- OH FUCK A TURTLE

Sethman 9 years ago

I have pet turtles

Furyfreeze2005 9 years ago

SCREW THAT! #Turtletakeover!

Tanner Unsworth 13 years ago

Does a musical tune play once you die?

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Moa moa moaaaaaaaaahhh...

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JTF 12 years ago

Does anyone realize that this is a TOTAL Mario reference?

lol331 5 years ago

everybody does?

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SoulHunter_kunal 8 years ago

You mean Mario Well I live up in a hilly area No turtle

Ravenblaze 9 years ago

Mario doesn’t approve

TheBubble 9 years ago

So, if you"re surrounded by turtles in the middle of the ocean...

abcx 9 years ago

I don't like mushrooms.

Sneako 9 years ago

Gloves BOOM

Nicogirl5 9 years ago

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO GROW TWICE YOUR SIZE???

GiannisXania 9 years ago

Basketball carrier

Alduin128 10 years ago

I like turtles and hate fungi

HoimTemmie 10 years ago

what if you jump on them?

Kirby918 6 years ago

Then turtle boi dies

Misty_the_powerful 10 years ago

Let"s a goo-a! Lots of spaghetti!

ThreeTurtle216 10 years ago

Really. Everyone already knows what I chose before finishing reading this.

pink sheep 10 years ago

Didn't say how long it would take for you to die it could be in 100 years

Luxray100 10 years ago

... I have a turtle... Sorry Turtwig (his name)

I Hate Creating Usernames 10 years ago

Upside? Why the fuck would I want not fit in my own house?

Raptor97 10 years ago

I'm tall enough and don't need to be twice as tall as now .. senseless

TheRealMudkip13 10 years ago

It's a mario reference

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PACK A PUNCH CAT 11 years ago

I like tortles ðŸ˜¦

Sans &amp; Frisk 11 years ago

I want touch turtles... :P Jk not like that you guys are sick!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

I want to pet a turtle.

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we_da_bus33 11 years ago

haha mario refrence

Amy Castle 13 years ago

so i become mario. ok then.

lol331 5 years ago

yes

Ismail Anwar 13 years ago

it'sa me, Mario

PACK A PUNCH CAT 11 years ago

NO IMA MARIO BICH!!!!!

Robert Alexander 13 years ago

im small and i dont care i like turtles ^_^

KITTYDABOSS 11 years ago

Why would I touch a turtle

Scarletdemon1 10 years ago

I don't live near any turtles

Shuriken Gaming 11 years ago

So, pretty much become Mario/ Luigi? HELL YEAH! GO LUIGI!

Turtles798 3 years ago

nah

Gummibear67u 10 years ago

Oddly specific.

Cj Mcbride 13 years ago

I have a pet turtle. How would I clean him if I die when I touch him?

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Mine turtle!!!

ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago

DO THE MARIO!

HJE 3 SLASH 11 years ago

I love turtles

Crystal676 5 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t... [Show full comment]

Loophole man 10 years ago

Mario is a bad influence on kids. He teaches them that using 'shrooms is good

MattNguyen 9 years ago

Well, that"d make me paranoid.

asaa1212 11 years ago

Jump on them koopas. problem solved

JL1776 8 years ago

BUT I LIKE TURTLES

tavinius 11 years ago

tu tru-tutu-tu-tu-tudum tudum

DragonEXE 9 years ago

I"M SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW ! FUCK DRUGS I"M EAT SHROOMS

demonking 11 years ago

THEN KILL ALL THE TURTELS IN THE WORLD

Donderpants 10 years ago

Becomes an astronaut and brings back stars. Can't touch me bitches!

Renzikuchi 11 years ago

Mario reference. lol

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