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You would always sleep well

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You could only eat cactuses

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Bountyhunter3233 7 years ago

Me: walks up to a sombrero cactus Guy: *looks at me* Me: *picks the cactus up and shoves it in my mouth* Guy: HOLAY FUKKIN SHET!!!!!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Bumbo Cactoni consumed by a random bounty hunter! Redstone guy aghast!

Nick_Name_James 11 years ago

WEE WOO WEE WOO! Its the grammar police. We are arresting this man for improper spelling of a plural noun.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@bemoseemo its*

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Savannah Leigh Jones 13 years ago

DRINK CACTUS JUICE. IT'LL QUENCH YA! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!

Awesomepeach3 4 years ago

Oh, you"re cool. I like you.

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krakkekt 9 years ago

Okay. I remove the surface, and I will eat the interior

I_LIKE_TOAST 8 years ago

Take the spines out Nice cucumbers man Actually, they"re cactuses

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 11 years ago

Cactus is tasty u know m8

Dylan Owens 13 years ago

CHECK YO GRAMMAR its cacti, not cactuses

SheepDragon 6 years ago

*your

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Kenichi Shirahama 13 years ago

Well, if the thorns are removed, then hell yeah

Perhaps 7 years ago

You can eat cacti-That means the thorns aren't dangerous!

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Bread Cake 13 years ago

Didn't way it would have pricks in them. Nice try button

Perhaps 7 years ago

If the pricks harmed you, you couldn't eat cacti. So don't worry about them.

Jessica Wilson 13 years ago

Cacti aRe delicious dude

Matt Aschan 13 years ago

No way!!! Cactus Juice is not to be messed with!!!

C 9 years ago

"cactuses" isn't a word you fool

C 9 years ago

Plus, it says eat, I could still drink

Question All 11 years ago

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tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Camper2020 11 years ago

I just got an add for eating cactses

DoubleGulpCup 5 years ago

I can *only* eat cactuses. That means I can't do anything else

ANCIENTKITE1 12 years ago

I already sleep well

JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD 10 years ago

I always sleep well, and if I get nightmares, I often usually forget it. Plus If I eat a cactus, the spikes will stick to my throat and I"d die. How can I sleep well when I am dead? So, I wouldn't do the comment - JUST SAYIN!

TheFlowerGirl 9 years ago

You don't eat the thorns silly you just eat the fruit inside! It"s actually good!

Brody Dolezal 13 years ago

cacti*

DarkDragonWarrior 10 years ago

Always sleep, is the cactus to blame? DX but I do want to try cactus one day.

HiBob24 11 years ago

No such thing as cactuses. Cactus plural is cacti

superblockma 11 years ago

Cactuses isn't a real food so you can't eat

AwesomAlec 11 years ago

oddly specific

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

cacti*

AK_Vindication 2 years ago

BRO YOU COULD DIE EXTREMELY QUICKLY FROM THIS

Mrs. Woofless 11 years ago

Y EAT TBNRFRAG'S BABBIES!?!?!?

Dedsec 11 years ago

Drink cactus juice

Yolo123456 10 years ago

It says "could" so that means it is a choice and you don't have to only eat CACTI

Eve 11 years ago

And plus I always sleep well so

Dark22 6 years ago

the plural of catus is cacti

kevintok 11 years ago

All sleep is well

MidgetMan037 8 years ago

Cacti*

TheCreepyChild 11 years ago

I never sleep... Because I spend the night watching you sleep.

Epicduck 9 years ago

CACTUS IS SOO [ GOOD

OfficialLegoNerd 11 years ago

a well prepared cactus is very tasty

WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME BACK 11 years ago

I see no down side

BurbledokBrandy 5 years ago

Doesn't say you have to eat it WITH the prickles.

Swifty_1201 12 years ago

100% worth it

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Fuck No

Hooooooooooogaaaaaboooooooogaaaaaaaa 7 years ago

You would die

Roado 10 years ago

They spelled it wrong. Its cacti

YouPushMyButtons 11 years ago

I'm guessing post people have actually eaten good cactus

Stoutish Atom 11 years ago

My driver will drive it

ButtonPresser9 11 years ago

ARE YOU FUKIN SERIOUS?

GabiGabskittwens 9 years ago

I don’t see an upside

Cross_Byte 2 years ago

if i have no more bad sleep, then what makes a "good" sleep good?

sowersdylan13 11 years ago

stupid

Jamez2201 9 years ago

It is cacti🌵 and you can sleep with a thorn in ur throat...

BACONLUFFY 11 years ago

So u still get water

TheEmoGirl HD 10 years ago

I will not push the button...who in earth would want to eat cactus?

TheFlowerGirl 9 years ago

I would because they have fruit inside

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