Will You Press The Button?

Bountyhunter32336 years ago

Me: walks up to a sombrero cactus Guy: *looks at me* Me: *picks the cactus up and shoves it in my mouth* Guy: HOLAY FUKKIN SHET!!!!!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Bumbo Cactoni consumed by a random bounty hunter! Redstone guy aghast!

Nick_Name_James9 years ago

WEE WOO WEE WOO! Its the grammar police. We are arresting this man for improper spelling of a plural noun.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@bemoseemo its*

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Savannah Leigh Jones12 years ago

DRINK CACTUS JUICE. IT'LL QUENCH YA! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!

Awesomepeach32 years ago

Oh, you"re cool. I like you.

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krakkekt8 years ago

Okay. I remove the surface, and I will eat the interior

I_LIKE_TOAST6 years ago

Take the spines out Nice cucumbers man Actually, they"re cactuses

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 9 years ago

Cactus is tasty u know m8

Dylan Owens12 years ago

CHECK YO GRAMMAR its cacti, not cactuses

SheepDragon5 years ago

*your

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Kenichi Shirahama12 years ago

Well, if the thorns are removed, then hell yeah

Perhaps5 years ago

You can eat cacti-That means the thorns aren't dangerous!

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Bread Cake12 years ago

Didn't way it would have pricks in them. Nice try button

Perhaps5 years ago

If the pricks harmed you, you couldn't eat cacti. So don't worry about them.

Matt Aschan12 years ago

No way!!! Cactus Juice is not to be messed with!!!

Jessica Wilson12 years ago

Cacti aRe delicious dude

Poofnugget7 years ago

Well it doesnt say how you have to eat them

MClover :D9 years ago

Take da needles off

Flux God9 years ago

this person is probably 6 years old. CACTI dumb ass

Hoi! Im Tem!9 years ago

Doesn't say they can't be de-prickled. Other than that, cacti taste pretty good...

Yaaaas2 years ago

NO IM NOT SLEEPING AND LIVING MY BL SIERES BEHIND

Calista10 years ago

Cacti wouldn't be a balanced diet; you'd die of malnutrition. And then you'd sleep very well indeed.

WayT00Many11ama58 years ago

ooh a new food i can try! it"s spelt "cacti"

Sillywafflefries9 years ago

Peeled cactus

AcousticJamm9 years ago

I already sleep well, so sux 4 u!

Ducker9 years ago

Cactus pizza cactus burger and cactus dürüm

ButtonPresser99 years ago

ARE YOU FUKIN SERIOUS?

SupersizedMcshizzle7 years ago

I already sleep well a lay and BUM I fell asleep

poptarts10 years ago

A cactus is fucking delicious. All of my yes.

TheFlowerGirl8 years ago

I don't sleep well so heck yes! (Also my sister ate cooked cactus once for a Mexican restaurant and she loved it )

RoseðŸŒ¹ðŸŒ¹ðŸŒ¹9 years ago

Who would do that??

McEnder8 years ago

Cactus bread

Ze Hairy Turtle 9 years ago

But why

holy-boi4 years ago

whats the connection between sleep and cactus juice?

Loren Button11 years ago

I already always sleep well. ;)

johncenarko9 years ago

It's cacti and the plural is cactus

UncertainStingray6 years ago

Cactus is delicious when you do it right!

bluebellie019 years ago

Oh no... an insomniac's downfall

watermeloncramps7 years ago

Cacti

RandomGamer5769 years ago

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xXxNonScoperPewdiePie3609 years ago

Yes im mlg thats why i dont want eat cactuses,i dont fking care even when your eating cactus ur thug

shadowhacked9 years ago

proves that mlg means you suck at grammar and are an elitist prick

CN Berrylast year

I'm not a camel

Marianne Bonnefoy10 years ago

79% did not press. U guys are responsible. I want to keep my mouth too. And some cactuses are poisonous. NO. I HAVE MENTIONNED? NO. NO. I CAN'T NO. NO.

Razec8 years ago

If "could", i can not do

Perhaps5 years ago

If my digestive tract mutated to eat only cacti, my taste buds would like it, and it would be tasty. Also, my mouth would withstand anything up to a cactus thorn. And sleeping well excludes being low on vitamins, since that would disturb sleep. So my genes...[Show full comment]