Will You Press The Button?

Bountyhunter32336 years ago

Me: walks up to a sombrero cactus Guy: *looks at me* Me: *picks the cactus up and shoves it in my mouth* Guy: HOLAY FUKKIN SHET!!!!!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Bumbo Cactoni consumed by a random bounty hunter! Redstone guy aghast!

Nick_Name_James9 years ago

WEE WOO WEE WOO! Its the grammar police. We are arresting this man for improper spelling of a plural noun.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@bemoseemo its*

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Savannah Leigh Jones12 years ago

DRINK CACTUS JUICE. IT'LL QUENCH YA! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!

Awesomepeach32 years ago

Oh, you"re cool. I like you.

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krakkekt8 years ago

Okay. I remove the surface, and I will eat the interior

I_LIKE_TOAST6 years ago

Take the spines out Nice cucumbers man Actually, they"re cactuses

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 9 years ago

Cactus is tasty u know m8

Dylan Owens12 years ago

CHECK YO GRAMMAR its cacti, not cactuses

SheepDragon5 years ago

*your

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Kenichi Shirahama12 years ago

Well, if the thorns are removed, then hell yeah

Perhaps5 years ago

You can eat cacti-That means the thorns aren't dangerous!

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Bread Cake12 years ago

Didn't way it would have pricks in them. Nice try button

Perhaps5 years ago

If the pricks harmed you, you couldn't eat cacti. So don't worry about them.

Jessica Wilson12 years ago

Cacti aRe delicious dude

Matt Aschan12 years ago

No way!!! Cactus Juice is not to be messed with!!!

CN Berrylast year

I'm not a camel

Marianne Bonnefoy10 years ago

79% did not press. U guys are responsible. I want to keep my mouth too. And some cactuses are poisonous. NO. I HAVE MENTIONNED? NO. NO. I CAN'T NO. NO.

Razec8 years ago

If "could", i can not do

xXxNonScoperPewdiePie3609 years ago

Yes im mlg thats why i dont want eat cactuses,i dont fking care even when your eating cactus ur thug

shadowhacked9 years ago

proves that mlg means you suck at grammar and are an elitist prick

DomZ1279 years ago

I'd be better at school/work.

Axson9 years ago

HELL NO I NEED MEAT

Perhaps5 years ago

If my digestive tract mutated to eat only cacti, my taste buds would like it, and it would be tasty. Also, my mouth would withstand anything up to a cactus thorn. And sleeping well excludes being low on vitamins, since that would disturb sleep. So my genes...[Show full comment]

mesy1699 years ago

just take sleeping pills

Wtf Is that9 years ago

No brain inside his head

Piggt_socks7 years ago

More people would marry and have kids with their sibling but not eat a cactus I'm coming confused

NightOwl10 years ago

It didn't say you couldn't cut off the spikey outer layer. I am a severe insomniac. There isn't much I wouldn't do for good sleep.

Shaina8 years ago

I"d do it because I can't sleep for crap

Noctara9 years ago

In Russia I have problem to get cactuses. I will die hungry.

TeamKobus28 years ago

There are no cactuses. Only cacti

jackman9 years ago

i dont sleep sleep is 4 the weak

masonfromstatefarm4 years ago

It"s just a plant. Buy one with removed thorns.

Jowe111 years ago

Its Cacti

Oktek9 years ago

Do not mess with my diet, damnit! No click!

AceCat6 years ago

I love the taste of a sweet cactus early un da morning U know m8?

Pommesbudenwerfer9 years ago

I already sleep well

Bossnes47 years ago

I already sleep good...

lolo17259 years ago

cactuses(it's supposed to be cacti) is not a word which means that it is not a thing which means you eat nothing but that means you WON'T sleep well because you're hungry HAH TAKE THAT YOU STUPID BUTTON!

laurenzsideisbest9 years ago

NO FUCKEN WAY

jfb13379 years ago

*cacti

Super_Sanic11 months ago

Side-side to side

Marianne Bonnefoy10 years ago

79% did not press. U guys are responsible. I want to keep my mouth too. And some cactuses are poisonous. NO. I HAVE MENTIONNED? NO. NO. I CAN'T NO. NO. Jowe1 thank u i love u for ur doctor who reference. And its racist.

Twirre8 years ago

I have always slept well...

Wiwisheiej5 years ago

They drank heavily this tine

LeoHoroDay9 years ago

I see no downside.

Eve9 years ago

Its cactie!

Berb1019 years ago

My sleeps are usually always peaceful anyway. No need for a healthy diet of cacti.

Packy9 years ago

As long as I sleep well I don't give a fuck.

Bored-Player7 years ago

Cut it so it’s a square without the thorns. Tastieeee

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

C8 years ago

"cactuses" isn't a word you fool

C8 years ago

Plus, it says eat, I could still drink

Question All9 years ago

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JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD8 years ago

I always sleep well, and if I get nightmares, I often usually forget it. Plus If I eat a cactus, the spikes will stick to my throat and I"d die. How can I sleep well when I am dead? So, I wouldn't do the comment - JUST SAYIN!

TheFlowerGirl8 years ago

You don't eat the thorns silly you just eat the fruit inside! It"s actually good!

Camper20209 years ago

I just got an add for eating cactses

DoubleGulpCup3 years ago

I can *only* eat cactuses. That means I can't do anything else

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