Will You Press The Button?

Bountyhunter3233 7 years ago

Me: walks up to a sombrero cactus Guy: *looks at me* Me: *picks the cactus up and shoves it in my mouth* Guy: HOLAY FUKKIN SHET!!!!!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Bumbo Cactoni consumed by a random bounty hunter! Redstone guy aghast!

Nick_Name_James 11 years ago

WEE WOO WEE WOO! Its the grammar police. We are arresting this man for improper spelling of a plural noun.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@bemoseemo its*

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Savannah Leigh Jones 13 years ago

DRINK CACTUS JUICE. IT'LL QUENCH YA! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!

Awesomepeach3 4 years ago

Oh, you"re cool. I like you.

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krakkekt 9 years ago

Okay. I remove the surface, and I will eat the interior

I_LIKE_TOAST 7 years ago

Take the spines out Nice cucumbers man Actually, they"re cactuses

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 11 years ago

Cactus is tasty u know m8

Dylan Owens 13 years ago

CHECK YO GRAMMAR its cacti, not cactuses

SheepDragon 6 years ago

*your

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Kenichi Shirahama 13 years ago

Well, if the thorns are removed, then hell yeah

Perhaps 6 years ago

You can eat cacti-That means the thorns aren't dangerous!

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Bread Cake 13 years ago

Didn't way it would have pricks in them. Nice try button

Perhaps 6 years ago

If the pricks harmed you, you couldn't eat cacti. So don't worry about them.

Jessica Wilson 13 years ago

Cacti aRe delicious dude

Matt Aschan 13 years ago

No way!!! Cactus Juice is not to be messed with!!!

johncenarko 11 years ago

It's cacti and the plural is cactus

UncertainStingray 8 years ago

Cactus is delicious when you do it right!

bluebellie01 11 years ago

Oh no... an insomniac's downfall

watermeloncramps 9 years ago

Cacti

RandomGamer576 11 years ago

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xXxNonScoperPewdiePie360 11 years ago

Yes im mlg thats why i dont want eat cactuses,i dont fking care even when your eating cactus ur thug

shadowhacked 11 years ago

proves that mlg means you suck at grammar and are an elitist prick

CN Berry 3 years ago

I'm not a camel

Marianne Bonnefoy 12 years ago

79% did not press. U guys are responsible. I want to keep my mouth too. And some cactuses are poisonous. NO. I HAVE MENTIONNED? NO. NO. I CAN'T NO. NO.

Razec 9 years ago

If "could", i can not do

Perhaps 6 years ago

If my digestive tract mutated to eat only cacti, my taste buds would like it, and it would be tasty. Also, my mouth would withstand anything up to a cactus thorn. And sleeping well excludes being low on vitamins, since that would disturb sleep. So my genes... [Show full comment]

DomZ127 10 years ago

I'd be better at school/work.

Axson 11 years ago

HELL NO I NEED MEAT

mesy169 11 years ago

just take sleeping pills

Wtf Is that 11 years ago

No brain inside his head

Piggt_socks 8 years ago

More people would marry and have kids with their sibling but not eat a cactus I'm coming confused

8843 2 months ago

这无疑是痛苦的

NightOwl 11 years ago

It didn't say you couldn't cut off the spikey outer layer. I am a severe insomniac. There isn't much I wouldn't do for good sleep.

Shaina 9 years ago

I"d do it because I can't sleep for crap

Noctara 11 years ago

In Russia I have problem to get cactuses. I will die hungry.

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

There are no cactuses. Only cacti

jackman 11 years ago

i dont sleep sleep is 4 the weak

masonfromstatefarm 5 years ago

It"s just a plant. Buy one with removed thorns.

Jowe1 12 years ago

Its Cacti

Oktek 11 years ago

Do not mess with my diet, damnit! No click!

AceCat 8 years ago

I love the taste of a sweet cactus early un da morning U know m8?

Pommesbudenwerfer 10 years ago

I already sleep well

Bossnes4 9 years ago

I already sleep good...

lolo1725 11 years ago

cactuses(it's supposed to be cacti) is not a word which means that it is not a thing which means you eat nothing but that means you WON'T sleep well because you're hungry HAH TAKE THAT YOU STUPID BUTTON!

laurenzsideisbest 11 years ago

NO FUCKEN WAY

jfb1337 11 years ago

*cacti

Super_Sanic 2 years ago

Side-side to side

Marianne Bonnefoy 12 years ago

79% did not press. U guys are responsible. I want to keep my mouth too. And some cactuses are poisonous. NO. I HAVE MENTIONNED? NO. NO. I CAN'T NO. NO. Jowe1 thank u i love u for ur doctor who reference. And its racist.