Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

If god gets 3 wishes surely nothing good could come to them. anyway i pick 1. Inter-universe teleportation. 2. Shape-shifting. 3 A dagger. (just incase i get grabbed by a driftblim or something.)

minimegaman09010 months ago

Wish for the ability to reverse your gravity for 1 second at a time. (your enemy will be stuck upside-down lololololol)

minimegaman09010 months ago

Correction: what i just said makes no sense, your enemy would be stuck with doubled gravity

Blungo3 years ago

3 wishes is too good to refuse

OverworldTNTPig9 years ago

Wish for him to have nothing, he has double nothing

Rui LuÃs12 years ago

Fuck it, I'll just wish to be beaten half to death

slhammer3 years ago

well then the rest of your wishes have no downside anymore

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Snakeybus3 years ago

I DONT CARE ABOUT MY WORST ENEMY

Snakeybus10 months ago

Update: I wish to be scared half to death

princeofspiders4 years ago

1) a billion dollars 2) the power to shapeshift 3) to lose half of all the money i own this way my enemy is destitute and i avoid the ethical problems that come with being a billionaire while still being very wealthy. and i can turn into a dragon.

Loophole-alert8 years ago

Wish #1: I wish my enemy won't get what I wish for. Wish #2: A million more wishes.

Yuor_mom2 years ago

But he will. A negative times a negative is a positive… bad thing and bad thing is good thing. Math

Ricocheif9 years ago

I have no enemies.

Uncookedham879 years ago

I don't have any enemies

DragonEXE8 years ago

I have no enemies, because I usually kill them in so many ways including make them watch good art ( bad hentai )

Charley Englert12 years ago

1) Money. 2) Health. 3) You know, I always wanted to donate a kidney...

BotoiM5 years ago

:)))

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Mohstrong8 years ago

1st wish:Me being beaten half to death Second: infinite wishes

Starslinger8 years ago

That"s what I said.

AlexDechat7 years ago

Why did the chick cross the road I chased him with my deep frier

Jensj4 years ago

Wish 1: Make Half my ability to breath disappear Wish 2: Get half of my breathing back Wish 3: wish for a googl more wishes

Snakeybus9 months ago

doesn't that mean they get their full breathing back?

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

I wish my enemy is beaten 1/3 to death then they will ALSO get beaten 2/3 to death

ackerman9 years ago

just no

nexus x lord 9 years ago

lol

JohnMan4738948 years ago

1) A happy, stable home life 2) Happiness for my boyfriend 3) A small cut over my jugular vein

Redsheep7 years ago

1. Wish to lose half your wishes. 2. Multiply your remaining wishes by any number.

ZoeBrianna7 years ago

Have a girly enemy? Wish for boy clothes, cologne, and a haircut.

clormodtehtoad2 months ago

but what about me,

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4471957117 years ago

1:limitless money. 2:A superpower can make any unrestricted changes to myself. 3.All my enemies are no longer and never hostile to me. (Sorry my english is not good.)

Bobithith5 years ago

Wish for your worst enemy to die (say their name in the wish) they will die and get double death I suppose. Then wish for whatever the fuck you want

Vectron X9 years ago

Witch is the double of infinite wishes?

NiftyChibi7 years ago

I have no "worst enemy", so... no downside?

LoLsaur3347 years ago

First wish: Get beaten half to death

ulfur7 years ago

I'll just wish we become friends

AceRiderYt7 years ago

Wish for yourself to die half of the way, then wish for your crush to like you

Melite7 years ago

I am my own worst enemy.

clormodtehtoad2 months ago

found you

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Coolicecram647 years ago

No go away Bieber

VexXenZio7 years ago

i wish i was a dragon i wish for infinate food and infinate money cand double a tranformation and infinity is infinate so how does it double

MrBagel7 years ago

What happens if I wish for my worst enemy to die

Kittenlover1017 years ago

They die, come back and die again.

Krusek8 years ago

I"d wish for my life to be cut in half, then I"d wish for it to be double, then I"d ask for more wishes.

Krusek8 years ago

They"d lose their whole life, I"d keep half. They have no life in them so 4x0 =0, I"d still have half so 1/2x2=1 so I"d get my whole life back, and with more wishes for me I can get more stuff, they can't wish for anything because they are dead.

Tadija Tetradekaedar12 years ago

I wish I get a medium heart attack

suitsinsuits9 years ago

that will teach the bitch XD

Katy Rose Avgousti12 years ago

i am my own worst enemy! L@L

princechaos038 years ago

wait would that mean you would get x3 of everything?

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Gammaboi998 years ago

I would wish my enemy would hveno wishes and my worst enemy dies

Nonnonyee8 years ago

But then HIS enemy has no wishes and dies. And if he"s your enemy, then vice versa.

Groomy2004 9 years ago

but what if i wished my enemy to dead he wont be able to get double of what ever i wish for

EvanRocks10119 years ago

*if you are his enemy

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Mohmmadede9 years ago

1)money2)super hero3)kill the guy

Nonnonyee8 years ago

Then he"d kill someone too.

JoÃ£o Carvalho12 years ago

"I wish I am my own worst enemy." For the other 2, use your imagination!

TheNarwhal9 years ago

I feel like that'd have some serious adverse effects later in life... Just be normal and hate yourself from the start!

Phillip Calaway12 years ago

So if I wished to be half as aweomse in every way as someone twice as awesome as me, my worst enemy would be half as awesome as me in every way. Good plan.

Dawnfire52128 years ago

Prussia, is that you?

Angel Eyler12 years ago

first wish: beaten HALF to death ;D

BioHazard00104 years ago

You fool. I AM my own worst enemy!

Batman5369 years ago

I wish he doesn't get any

I haz Bulbasaur10 years ago

1st wish: 38 degree fever 2nd: Wish for -your name- to have £200,000,000 3rd: 12 inch dick

nigr-klr7 years ago

get one of my arms cut off

Denovation9 years ago

I wish for an ugly old lady screaming at me all the time. I want to have a Sex Robot that has to go through a murder phase everyday and doors to get me but only has half strength, and orgasm myself half to death on every orgasm.

Nicole Otero12 years ago

i wish to donate a kidney

JacksonBurroughs8 years ago

Wish 1: worst enemy will have no wishes Wish 2: 1,000,000,000,000 wishes

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

'I want to be 1.80 meters tall!' *Worst enemy suddenly is 3.60 meters tall*

CreeperCraft1379 years ago

I wish for him to die

Blank0009 years ago

You would both die, and you would somehow die twice...

Placeholder1217last year

Wish 1: I want one of my lungs removed *wait 5 minutes for him to die* Wish 2: I want my lung back *he's already dead so he doesn't come back* Wish 3: Unlimited wishes, since there' doesn't appear to be any rules on what you can wish for. Profit 💲💲

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