Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

If god gets 3 wishes surely nothing good could come to them. anyway i pick 1. Inter-universe teleportation. 2. Shape-shifting. 3 A dagger. (just incase i get grabbed by a driftblim or something.)

minimegaman09010 months ago

Wish for the ability to reverse your gravity for 1 second at a time. (your enemy will be stuck upside-down lololololol)

minimegaman09010 months ago

Correction: what i just said makes no sense, your enemy would be stuck with doubled gravity

Blungo3 years ago

3 wishes is too good to refuse

OverworldTNTPig9 years ago

Wish for him to have nothing, he has double nothing

Snakeybus3 years ago

I DONT CARE ABOUT MY WORST ENEMY

Snakeybus10 months ago

Update: I wish to be scared half to death

Rui LuÃs12 years ago

Fuck it, I'll just wish to be beaten half to death

slhammer3 years ago

well then the rest of your wishes have no downside anymore

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princeofspiders4 years ago

1) a billion dollars 2) the power to shapeshift 3) to lose half of all the money i own this way my enemy is destitute and i avoid the ethical problems that come with being a billionaire while still being very wealthy. and i can turn into a dragon.

Loophole-alert8 years ago

Wish #1: I wish my enemy won't get what I wish for. Wish #2: A million more wishes.

Yuor_mom2 years ago

But he will. A negative times a negative is a positive… bad thing and bad thing is good thing. Math

Ricocheif9 years ago

I have no enemies.

Uncookedham879 years ago

I don't have any enemies

DragonEXE8 years ago

I have no enemies, because I usually kill them in so many ways including make them watch good art ( bad hentai )

Charley Englert12 years ago

1) Money. 2) Health. 3) You know, I always wanted to donate a kidney...

BotoiM5 years ago

:)))

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Mohstrong8 years ago

1st wish:Me being beaten half to death Second: infinite wishes

Starslinger7 years ago

That"s what I said.

AlexDechat7 years ago

Why did the chick cross the road I chased him with my deep frier

Jensj3 years ago

Wish 1: Make Half my ability to breath disappear Wish 2: Get half of my breathing back Wish 3: wish for a googl more wishes

Snakeybus8 months ago

doesn't that mean they get their full breathing back?

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

I wish my enemy is beaten 1/3 to death then they will ALSO get beaten 2/3 to death

ackerman9 years ago

just no

nexus x lord 9 years ago

lol

JohnMan4738948 years ago

1) A happy, stable home life 2) Happiness for my boyfriend 3) A small cut over my jugular vein

Redsheep7 years ago

1. Wish to lose half your wishes. 2. Multiply your remaining wishes by any number.

ZoeBrianna7 years ago

Have a girly enemy? Wish for boy clothes, cologne, and a haircut.

clormodtehtoadlast month

but what about me,

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4471957117 years ago

1:limitless money. 2:A superpower can make any unrestricted changes to myself. 3.All my enemies are no longer and never hostile to me. (Sorry my english is not good.)

Bobithith5 years ago

Wish for your worst enemy to die (say their name in the wish) they will die and get double death I suppose. Then wish for whatever the fuck you want

Vectron X9 years ago

Witch is the double of infinite wishes?

NiftyChibi7 years ago

I have no "worst enemy", so... no downside?

LoLsaur3347 years ago

First wish: Get beaten half to death

ulfur7 years ago

I'll just wish we become friends

AceRiderYt7 years ago

Wish for yourself to die half of the way, then wish for your crush to like you

Melite7 years ago

I am my own worst enemy.

clormodtehtoadlast month

found you

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Coolicecram647 years ago

No go away Bieber

VexXenZio7 years ago

i wish i was a dragon i wish for infinate food and infinate money cand double a tranformation and infinity is infinate so how does it double

MrBagel7 years ago

What happens if I wish for my worst enemy to die

Kittenlover1017 years ago

They die, come back and die again.

Krusek8 years ago

I"d wish for my life to be cut in half, then I"d wish for it to be double, then I"d ask for more wishes.

Krusek8 years ago

They"d lose their whole life, I"d keep half. They have no life in them so 4x0 =0, I"d still have half so 1/2x2=1 so I"d get my whole life back, and with more wishes for me I can get more stuff, they can't wish for anything because they are dead.

Gammaboi998 years ago

I would wish my enemy would hveno wishes and my worst enemy dies

Nonnonyee8 years ago

But then HIS enemy has no wishes and dies. And if he"s your enemy, then vice versa.

Katy Rose Avgousti12 years ago

i am my own worst enemy! L@L

princechaos038 years ago

wait would that mean you would get x3 of everything?

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Tadija Tetradekaedar12 years ago

I wish I get a medium heart attack

suitsinsuits9 years ago

that will teach the bitch XD

Groomy2004 9 years ago

but what if i wished my enemy to dead he wont be able to get double of what ever i wish for

EvanRocks10119 years ago

*if you are his enemy

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Mohmmadede9 years ago

1)money2)super hero3)kill the guy

Nonnonyee8 years ago

Then he"d kill someone too.

JoÃ£o Carvalho12 years ago

"I wish I am my own worst enemy." For the other 2, use your imagination!

TheNarwhal9 years ago

I feel like that'd have some serious adverse effects later in life... Just be normal and hate yourself from the start!

Phillip Calaway12 years ago

So if I wished to be half as aweomse in every way as someone twice as awesome as me, my worst enemy would be half as awesome as me in every way. Good plan.

Dawnfire52127 years ago

Prussia, is that you?

Angel Eyler12 years ago

first wish: beaten HALF to death ;D

DiabloRidr8 years ago

I will just torture him by torturing myself.

Aperturenc9 years ago

what if you are your worst enemy?

Fudge7 years ago

my worst enemy is my best friend

I_Am_Sherlocked9 years ago

We are our own worst enemy. Boom. You get double of everything.

Jazzy Voyer12 years ago

What if I wish for my enemy to die... HE GETS NOTHING OUT OF THE OTHER TWO WISHES I MAKE! AHAHA!

kircial9 years ago

I wish my weight is 80 kg *ennemi became a fat ass*

Samurai_bat9 years ago

enemy*

D00m9 years ago

1. Beaten HALF to death (I am a TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING), 2. DRAGON BALLZ!!! 3. Have the power to heal/revive/nullify pain.

Ethan FannyPack Sowersby12 years ago

A man is trapped on a desert Island and he finds a magic lamp, he rubs it and the genie says he gets three wishes, but that his ex-wife gets double that! he first wishes for a boat with unlimited fuel and supplies so he can get home, his ex-wife got double...[Show full comment]

plushi6 days ago

"I would like to have a small heart attack!"

mewtwothefox9 years ago

LIFE HACK: first wish: I WANT INFINITE MONEY! second wish: I want to get my enemy's money when he dies third wish: I would like to donate one of my kidneys

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