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You will become any pokemon of your choice. Can be anything.
but
Your owner will be a douchebag.
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RNGvideoinator 4 years ago
Kill the Owner.

ApfelkuchenFisch 2 years ago
Was my first thought too
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GangsternauwL 9 years ago
gengar doesn't have a trainer. gengar does what he wants. gengar also talks in third person all the times

Blackout-Button 6 years ago
Gangar must wanna join a Gang Ar

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago
hm. solution: KILL YOUR OWNER AND ROAM FREE IN THE WILD MASSACRING ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO STOP YOU!

heightpower 4 years ago
Dangit. I should"ve thought of that.
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NHLic 8 years ago
Uhm will he sexually abuse me? I think that would be nice.

Schmucklehed 2 years ago
gonna be honest that was my first thought too
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NotTheSmoooze 11 years ago
Ditto.

uncleltr 10 years ago
Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)

Salad 10 years ago
Be Mewtwo and kill him

H2ÓDIO 7 years ago
Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.

H2ÓDIO 7 years ago
Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.

gondigo 11 years ago
soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!

Mixmaster 8 years ago
Two words: Be Mew

Alzoran 8 years ago
Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit! Trainer: *Acts like a Douche* Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*

SomeRandomPokemon42 9 years ago
Please come true "_"

AnyaSmith 9 years ago
Just kill your owner

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms 9 years ago
IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)

ThePsycho666 9 years ago
Kill your owner

BawbRaws 9 years ago
I'll fucking EAT them...

Evilkitten3 10 years ago
i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass

Cathrope 10 years ago
So Ash?

Migdin1 9 years ago
No, Ash is just a dumb trainer

Ig88 10 years ago
Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him

Benjamin O'Grady 13 years ago
I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate! Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat! Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.) Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor... [Show full comment]

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.
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Weston Garcia 13 years ago
fucking gary

RGPZ 8 years ago
What Did Gary The Gadget Guy Do To Pokemon

Dottie Johnson 13 years ago
SMELL YA LATER

Sethfield Quinton 13 years ago
So Gary

Jaime Mijares 13 years ago
Be mewtwo, kill owner

tehhypergamer 11 years ago
I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.

Thanatos_Vorigan 9 years ago
Well, I become a Charizard and my owner is a douchebag. I'll kill the basterd.

Kaiyanni 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

stakercub23 10 years ago
Y can't u run away

BuzzfeedBad 7 years ago
Joltereon

UltraSnivy14 11 years ago
Hello there. I'm a Snivy. This is Gary Oak, my trainer.

Fluffy__TheCanExploiter 8 months ago
can i own myself I fit the criteria

xACMx 10 years ago
I wanna be the trainer

az3us 11 years ago
I'm Arceus bitch I don't have an owner

Mickle 11 years ago
I can just kill him if I'm Darkrai.

PanisCupcake 11 years ago
Reshiram time

Its-A-Me 10 years ago
Become a ditto, kill my owner and steal his life :D

toejamburger 12 years ago
Simple: Be Charizard, eat the trainer. Become worlds first pokemon that's a pokemon trainer. Get bitches.

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
As long as I know at least 1 water-type former HM move. I'll be a Primarina.

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
only if i can be my OC form; it's the only one. name: cheshire angel type:all power set: sense emotions, read minds, teleport, armored adamantium, shapeshift, flying, telekinetic and telepathy, ultra intelligent, and necromancy role:travels with the group and protects against the rockets

theo2109 10 years ago
Just turn into MewTwo and fck him up :D

Alexander Vellev Bonde 13 years ago
It's simple... We kill the trainer.

HeWhoAlwaysFindsLoopholes 6 years ago
You can just be one of those super-overpowered Pokemon like Rayquaza and see if he would dare to mess with you ;)

FlameStar96 11 years ago
Said nothing about running away did they huh

Sillybut 11 years ago
Oh wow

Wiggo 8 years ago
If im a legendary i dont have a owner

H2ÓDIO 7 years ago
Yes, you have.

GGuy12345 11 years ago
1. Gallade, 2. There are no owners in Pokémon, so my owner can't be a douchebag because I don't have one because they don't exist.

seppe 11 years ago
Learn a deadly move kill him or become zoruark kill trainer pretend to be trainer be awesome

BlueBeast125 10 years ago
Kill them!

SewerRatt 10 years ago
Kill him. Become the pokemon master, I mean really, it"s in the name, why should a human get all the glory?

Thanatos_Vorigan 9 years ago
That"s a good point.

red-iris-012 12 years ago
and the downside is? lol pikachu just shock him

seoutaheoanstu 4 years ago
-You become a pokemon BUT -You have the legal rights of a pokemon
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