Will You Press The Button?

RNGvideoinator 4 years ago

Kill the Owner.

ApfelkuchenFisch 2 years ago

Was my first thought too

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GangsternauwL 9 years ago

gengar doesn't have a trainer. gengar does what he wants. gengar also talks in third person all the times

Blackout-Button 6 years ago

Gangar must wanna join a Gang Ar

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

hm. solution: KILL YOUR OWNER AND ROAM FREE IN THE WILD MASSACRING ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO STOP YOU!

heightpower 4 years ago

Dangit. I should"ve thought of that.

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NHLic 9 years ago

Uhm will he sexually abuse me? I think that would be nice.

Schmucklehed 2 years ago

gonna be honest that was my first thought too

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NotTheSmoooze 11 years ago

Ditto.

uncleltr 10 years ago

Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)

Salad 10 years ago

Be Mewtwo and kill him

H2ÓDIO 7 years ago

Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.

H2ÓDIO 7 years ago

Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.

gondigo 11 years ago

soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!

Mixmaster 8 years ago

Two words: Be Mew

Alzoran 8 years ago

Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit! Trainer: *Acts like a Douche* Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*

SomeRandomPokemon42 9 years ago

Please come true "_"

AnyaSmith 9 years ago

Just kill your owner

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms 9 years ago

IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)

ThePsycho666 9 years ago

Kill your owner

BawbRaws 9 years ago

I'll fucking EAT them...

Evilkitten3 10 years ago

i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass

Cathrope 10 years ago

So Ash?

Migdin1 9 years ago

No, Ash is just a dumb trainer

Ig88 10 years ago

Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him

Benjamin O'Grady 13 years ago

I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate! Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat! Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.) Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor... [Show full comment]

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.

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Weston Garcia 13 years ago

fucking gary

RGPZ 8 years ago

What Did Gary The Gadget Guy Do To Pokemon

Dottie Johnson 13 years ago

SMELL YA LATER

Sethfield Quinton 13 years ago

So Gary

Jaime Mijares 13 years ago

Be mewtwo, kill owner

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.

Drain 10 years ago

Kill owner get new one problem solved (if you want to be lazy like me get a better owner

Drain 10 years ago

I will rip my owner apart if they hurt me I will go mewtwo on your bi*** a**

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

luckylucky 10 years ago

Gary mother fucking oak

MeganDiStefanoSwogger 8 years ago

Be Darkrai send him into a night mare to make him a better person but then perish song too (you done son)

crazydude99 11 years ago

I'll just leave my trainer

PoipoleADMyt 4 years ago

Become an Unown because no sane person would want to keep an Unown.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Exactly. They just throw them in the PCs. I think you need to rethink your strategy.

Blackdawn 11 years ago

They never said they'd be a douchebag to you. You could be like blues blastoise. The mvp of his team, being a d bag to his rivals charizard.

BliZZardGamibg 9 years ago

Trainer is ded

geekfreak12 11 years ago

KILL EVERYONE WHO GETS IN YOUR WAY AND BE FREEEEE

UndyneKOTF 10 years ago

Become Shadow Ho-oH, WIN

xLEXx 12 years ago

It doesn't say if the owner is a douchbag to you. Maybe he/she is only one to the competition...

Pls no 11 years ago

Be a female Ralts and seduce your trainer when you become a Kirlia, and try again when you're a Gardevoir. Then "convince" them to be nice.

Gasai Yuno 10 years ago

I'll be a damn mew

Alex BlackWidow 13 years ago

Just be an asshole back to the owner. Kill it. Simple. Rhett, everyone was thinking exactly the same

TeamAwesomeness 6 years ago

anything in the undiscovered egg group

Thomas12 10 years ago

i dont like Pokemon

Ig88 10 years ago

Fuck you

Shman23 8 years ago

Solution... ditto, killz owner, ASSUMES OWNERS LIFE

ThatOneWeirdGuy 11 years ago

Wait... Just to me... Or to everyone..? ... I don't have the guts to kill the poor guy... but... >>;

pontus999 9 years ago

acradez or black dragon here i come

Chemmanue 11 years ago

I'll become a zoroark and run away from my trainer if he ever releases me into battle

Matthew aka superseaking 11 years ago

Step 1: Turn into Arceus Step 2: Kill your owner Step 3: Become the god of pokemon Step 4: If captured repeat step 2

Paul3854 10 years ago

Your trainer is so bad that he abandoned you

ryguy1 11 years ago

id just attack my owner

SomberSergal 10 years ago

Be Ditto Kill owner

Snayperskya 10 years ago

fuck pokemon

Zan Gulic Nosan 13 years ago

like charmander owner? ... well he will let me go

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