Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.
H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.
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NotTheSmoooze9 years ago
Ditto.
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uncleltr8 years ago
Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)
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Salad8 years ago
Be Mewtwo and kill him
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gondigo9 years ago
soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!
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Mixmaster7 years ago
Two words: Be Mew
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Alzoran7 years ago
Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit!
Trainer: *Acts like a Douche*
Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*
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SomeRandomPokemon427 years ago
Please come true "_"
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AnyaSmith7 years ago
Just kill your owner
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Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)
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ThePsycho6668 years ago
Kill your owner
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BawbRaws8 years ago
I'll fucking EAT them...
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Evilkitten38 years ago
i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass
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Cathrope8 years ago
So Ash?
Migdin18 years ago
No, Ash is just a dumb trainer
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Ig888 years ago
Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him
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Benjamin O'Grady12 years ago
I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate!
Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat!
Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.)
Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor...[Show full comment]
ThePaulDude3 years ago
Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.
I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.
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Maxendre Galant9 years ago
I am a Mew , i can transform in any pokemon I want and I kill my owner and broke his pokeballs.
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User28458 years ago
Dont let yourself get catched
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Micheal Baldon12 years ago
Become a bad missingno and wipe her from existence.
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whiteflamingo4 years ago
reality is you wouldint know that what is happining is wrog
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Frankie 129 years ago
Fuck it I hate pokemon
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thinkingbox9 years ago
I'm sorry but no
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ZeFrenchTurtle1447 years ago
I don’t give a crap about Pokémon but if it means I can be pikachu and zap shit then heck ye I’m in!!
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ben2w9 years ago
#zoroa I would turn into a human alien thing and eat his face
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Cate10188 years ago
Just run away, kill your owner, or form a revolution of pokemon. Gather all, going from town to town, massacring all but pokemon and animals. Kill the humans, creating a world without humans forcing us pokemon to fight each other, although we were being loyal and strong for them.
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Roaryboy9 years ago
Strange, most people in that category won't catch and train a Roserade............
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Eaglest057 years ago
I'm not even a Pokemon fan, and I still said yes.
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KratosTomatoes9 years ago
I mean, I can fucking kill him and eat his corpse
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TriniTDM10 years ago
Simple. I would be a Pikachu that could talk. I would demand that the trainer release me, or I would make his entire life a living nightmare. Then I would be free!
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BEANERMAN3 years ago
kill him
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4ChanJoe9 years ago
Kill your trainer, then go to the wild
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Yolinkmcrey8 years ago
Giratina. Send Gary to hell.
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lonkle4 years ago
hey man it doesnt say whether its in the games or the anime, in the games he would just never use me, and I think shiny arceus could break out of a pc.
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MakeAmericaGreatAgain9 years ago
Just kill them
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Andragolord7 years ago
id rather have one
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Allen_Hope9 years ago
Now if i was a free pokemon then k but being controlled, nope
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that one guy who lives across the street9 years ago
Slice them with leafy blades. Problem solved.
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Cderr8 years ago
I would be hoopa and just make my owner disappear
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M.r_Absol3599 years ago
if i have anything to do with a pokémon, it'd be to have a Pokémon.
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CarlJai9 years ago
Don't obey the trainer, then douche will release said Pokemon.
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Orion Reason12 years ago
U mean just like ash???
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oldnotweak10 years ago
so just kill him... mewtwo dont take shit from nobody!
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