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You will become any pokemon of your choice. Can be anything.
but
Your owner will be a douchebag.
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RNGvideoinator3 years ago
Kill the Owner.

ApfelkuchenFisch11 months ago
Was my first thought too
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GangsternauwL8 years ago
gengar doesn't have a trainer. gengar does what he wants. gengar also talks in third person all the times

Blackout-Button4 years ago
Gangar must wanna join a Gang Ar

Rhett Overbay12 years ago
hm. solution: KILL YOUR OWNER AND ROAM FREE IN THE WILD MASSACRING ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO STOP YOU!

heightpower2 years ago
Dangit. I should"ve thought of that.
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NHLic7 years ago
Uhm will he sexually abuse me? I think that would be nice.

Schmucklehed8 months ago
gonna be honest that was my first thought too
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NotTheSmoooze9 years ago
Ditto.

uncleltr8 years ago
Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)

Salad9 years ago
Be Mewtwo and kill him

H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.

H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.

gondigo10 years ago
soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!

Mixmaster7 years ago
Two words: Be Mew

Alzoran7 years ago
Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit! Trainer: *Acts like a Douche* Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*

SomeRandomPokemon427 years ago
Please come true "_"

AnyaSmith8 years ago
Just kill your owner

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)

ThePsycho6668 years ago
Kill your owner

BawbRaws8 years ago
I'll fucking EAT them...

Evilkitten38 years ago
i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass

Cathrope8 years ago
So Ash?

Migdin18 years ago
No, Ash is just a dumb trainer

Ig888 years ago
Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him

Benjamin O'Grady12 years ago
I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate! Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat! Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.) Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor...[Show full comment]

ThePaulDude3 years ago
Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.
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Weston Garcia12 years ago
fucking gary

RGPZ7 years ago
What Did Gary The Gadget Guy Do To Pokemon

Dottie Johnson12 years ago
SMELL YA LATER

Sethfield Quinton12 years ago
So Gary

Jaime Mijares12 years ago
Be mewtwo, kill owner

tehhypergamer10 years ago
I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.

Couldn't think of a name9 years ago
I'd turn into a GOD DAMN GIBLE.

KiroKane7 years ago
I would slap the doucheness put of him.#Nidoking

rebman7139 years ago
i don't want to be a Pokemon

TheMewgon408 years ago
Become Arceus and erase your owner from existence. Problem solved. >:)

blue button10 years ago
BE AN BIRD OR SUMTHING, THAN FLY AWAY, SO EASY!!!!!!!!

Manly0man7 years ago
I assume my trainer would be the kind that releases Pokémon based on their IV"s and if their EV"s aren't up to code, yes? Doesn't matter, though, there"s only upsides that I see. The jerk trainer is most likely more interesting than the stereotypical trave...[Show full comment]

ThatGirlyGirlBuffyFan10 years ago
Simple,kill my owner

Immapressit10 years ago
Murder your owner ...

22FDMM019 years ago
I'll be Giratina! I can kill my trainer.

djcool2329 years ago
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ASIANHITMAN5444 years ago
Murder is the only choice

Joemaster9 years ago
O SIHEEAAT

Yokairuler7 years ago
Watch Pokemon starter squad

tehhypergamer10 years ago
OMG 66% ARE WEAK PATHETIC SPINELESS COWARDS!

Posik5 years ago
I'll kill my owner

Huxley9 years ago
I would like to have a pokemon but i don't want to be one

Jdude143310 years ago
Could i still speak English though? And I already know who would be the owner it would be my friend sometimes he is a douchebag

echothekirby953.jpg9 years ago
Goodra For The WIN

Ig888 years ago
Nah I prefer dialaga or giratina

Drain8 years ago
Kill owner get new one problem solved (if you want to be lazy like me get a better owner

Drain8 years ago
I will rip my owner apart if they hurt me I will go mewtwo on your bi*** a**

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

luckylucky9 years ago
Gary mother fucking oak

MeganDiStefanoSwogger7 years ago
Be Darkrai send him into a night mare to make him a better person but then perish song too (you done son)

crazydude9910 years ago
I'll just leave my trainer

xLEXx11 years ago
It doesn't say if the owner is a douchbag to you. Maybe he/she is only one to the competition...

PoipoleADMyt3 years ago
Become an Unown because no sane person would want to keep an Unown.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Exactly. They just throw them in the PCs. I think you need to rethink your strategy.

Blackdawn9 years ago
They never said they'd be a douchebag to you. You could be like blues blastoise. The mvp of his team, being a d bag to his rivals charizard.
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