Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)
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Salad10 years ago
Be Mewtwo and kill him
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H2ÓDIO7 years ago
Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.
H2ÓDIO7 years ago
Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.
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gondigo11 years ago
soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!
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Mixmaster8 years ago
Two words: Be Mew
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Alzoran8 years ago
Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit!
Trainer: *Acts like a Douche*
Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*
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SomeRandomPokemon429 years ago
Please come true "_"
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AnyaSmith9 years ago
Just kill your owner
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Thebeastfrom20000fathoms9 years ago
IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)
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ThePsycho6669 years ago
Kill your owner
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BawbRaws9 years ago
I'll fucking EAT them...
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Evilkitten310 years ago
i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass
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Cathrope10 years ago
So Ash?
Migdin19 years ago
No, Ash is just a dumb trainer
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Ig8810 years ago
Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him
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Benjamin O'Grady13 years ago
I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate!
Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat!
Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.)
Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor...[Show full comment]
ThePaulDude4 years ago
Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.
I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.
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Thanatos_Vorigan9 years ago
Well, I become a Charizard and my owner is a douchebag. I'll kill the basterd.
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Kaiyanni11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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stakercub2310 years ago
Y can't u run away
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BuzzfeedBad7 years ago
Joltereon
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UltraSnivy1411 years ago
Hello there. I'm a Snivy. This is Gary Oak, my trainer.
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Fluffy__TheCanExploiter8 months ago
can i own myself I fit the criteria
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xACMx10 years ago
I wanna be the trainer
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az3us11 years ago
I'm Arceus bitch I don't have an owner
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Mickle11 years ago
I can just kill him if I'm Darkrai.
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PanisCupcake11 years ago
Reshiram time
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Its-A-Me10 years ago
Become a ditto, kill my owner and steal his life :D
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toejamburger12 years ago
Simple: Be Charizard, eat the trainer. Become worlds first pokemon that's a pokemon trainer. Get bitches.
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TeamAwesomeness5 years ago
As long as I know at least 1 water-type former HM move. I'll be a Primarina.
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Cheshire shadow10 years ago
only if i can be my OC form; it's the only one. name: cheshire angel type:all power set: sense emotions, read minds, teleport, armored adamantium, shapeshift, flying, telekinetic and telepathy, ultra intelligent, and necromancy role:travels with the group and protects against the rockets
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theo210910 years ago
Just turn into MewTwo and fck him up :D
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Alexander Vellev Bonde13 years ago
It's simple... We kill the trainer.
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HeWhoAlwaysFindsLoopholes6 years ago
You can just be one of those super-overpowered Pokemon like Rayquaza and see if he would dare to mess with you ;)
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FlameStar9611 years ago
Said nothing about running away did they huh
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Sillybut11 years ago
Oh wow
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Wiggo8 years ago
If im a legendary i dont have a owner
H2ÓDIO7 years ago
Yes, you have.
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GGuy1234511 years ago
1. Gallade, 2. There are no owners in Pokémon, so my owner can't be a douchebag because I don't have one because they don't exist.
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seppe11 years ago
Learn a deadly move kill him or become zoruark kill trainer pretend to be trainer be awesome
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BlueBeast12510 years ago
Kill them!
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SewerRatt10 years ago
Kill him. Become the pokemon master, I mean really, it"s in the name, why should a human get all the glory?
Thanatos_Vorigan9 years ago
That"s a good point.
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red-iris-01212 years ago
and the downside is? lol pikachu just shock him
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seoutaheoanstu4 years ago
-You become a pokemon
BUT
-You have the legal rights of a pokemon
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