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You will become any pokemon of your choice. Can be anything.
but
Your owner will be a douchebag.
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RNGvideoinator3 years ago
Kill the Owner.

ApfelkuchenFisch9 months ago
Was my first thought too
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GangsternauwL8 years ago
gengar doesn't have a trainer. gengar does what he wants. gengar also talks in third person all the times

Blackout-Button4 years ago
Gangar must wanna join a Gang Ar

NHLic7 years ago
Uhm will he sexually abuse me? I think that would be nice.

Schmucklehed6 months ago
gonna be honest that was my first thought too
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Rhett Overbay12 years ago
hm. solution: KILL YOUR OWNER AND ROAM FREE IN THE WILD MASSACRING ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO STOP YOU!

heightpower2 years ago
Dangit. I should"ve thought of that.
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H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.

H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.

NotTheSmoooze9 years ago
Ditto.

uncleltr8 years ago
Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)

Salad9 years ago
Be Mewtwo and kill him

gondigo9 years ago
soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!

Mixmaster7 years ago
Two words: Be Mew

Alzoran7 years ago
Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit! Trainer: *Acts like a Douche* Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*

SomeRandomPokemon427 years ago
Please come true "_"

AnyaSmith8 years ago
Just kill your owner

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)

ThePsycho6668 years ago
Kill your owner

BawbRaws8 years ago
I'll fucking EAT them...

Evilkitten38 years ago
i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass

Cathrope8 years ago
So Ash?

Migdin18 years ago
No, Ash is just a dumb trainer

Ig888 years ago
Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him

Benjamin O'Grady12 years ago
I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate! Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat! Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.) Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor...[Show full comment]

ThePaulDude3 years ago
Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.
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Weston Garcia12 years ago
fucking gary

RGPZ7 years ago
What Did Gary The Gadget Guy Do To Pokemon

Dottie Johnson12 years ago
SMELL YA LATER

Sethfield Quinton12 years ago
So Gary

Jaime Mijares12 years ago
Be mewtwo, kill owner

tehhypergamer9 years ago
I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.

seppe10 years ago
Learn a deadly move kill him or become zoruark kill trainer pretend to be trainer be awesome

BlueBeast1259 years ago
Kill them!

Wiggo7 years ago
If im a legendary i dont have a owner

H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Yes, you have.

GGuy123459 years ago
1. Gallade, 2. There are no owners in Pokémon, so my owner can't be a douchebag because I don't have one because they don't exist.

WillYOUPreeeesTheButton9 years ago
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TrueReaper9 years ago
They wanna fuck with me called you have ta sleep

SewerRatt8 years ago
Kill him. Become the pokemon master, I mean really, it"s in the name, why should a human get all the glory?

Thanatos_Vorigan8 years ago
That"s a good point.

red-iris-01210 years ago
and the downside is? lol pikachu just shock him

seoutaheoanstu3 years ago
-You become a pokemon BUT -You have the legal rights of a pokemon

Storm_Ryder87 years ago
I don’t want to be a pokemon

IAmAHorriblePerson9 years ago
Kill him and then say it was self defence... easiest way would be to be a female pokemon... just lift your booty so he comes to ya... and of course he is a douchebag so he doesnt get life and only wants to- FUCK! I JUST STUBBED MY TOE! guh... just cut his ...[Show full comment]

hairbingo8 years ago
wait till he makes me powerful then kill em simple

Chance Finch12 years ago
*prays he lets me go in the PC*

Blackout-Button4 years ago
...my oc? iceyboi

Erentheghoul29 years ago
I'll be victini and give myself the victory of killing my trainer

MCGamerGirl3179 years ago
So, I'll be one of Gary's pokemon?

JandK6 years ago
As a ditto or mewtwo idk so i get to kill my trainer

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago
I wanna be the very best...

Flufflepuff10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

bananaman03259 years ago
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sodn8 years ago
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Zaqinabox10 years ago
That was the case with mew 2 anyways!

Rebellion5989 years ago
There's a saying from a game I like: A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

BoCo3658 years ago
Gonna be a legend a go rek shit

LordCake11 years ago
Oh. My. God. Most hilarious scinerio ever!

gadlygamer3 years ago
become a greninja and absolutely wreck the trainer then join ash ketchum who is a better trainer also because greninja is cool
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