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You can become immortal
but
You may only eat wasabi for the rest of your life.
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NomNom9 years ago
I wouldn't even want to be immortal. I mean have you really thought of it? Never dying or growing old as your loved ones grow old and die without you while your home, planet, and species fades away into dust and slowly coming to the universe and having a f...[Show full comment]

Ogreponlast year
what the
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Elka239 years ago
Error 405: Good side not found

Themauf6 years ago
I know, @dankmemes, I know
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shadowhacked9 years ago
make another food called wasabi that is delicious

You-sir-neigh-mmm7 years ago
😂😂😂 good call 👌

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx9 years ago
being immortal is completely dumb because the sun will explodes any time then the earth and all planets in that sun system are destroyed, no humans live and you fly anywhere in the space, and wait for the death that will never come also you will be extremely be bored

Shadowin12 months ago
那会是非常好的,你是旅行者114514号的最好记录载体
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hatgirl52529 years ago
And why do I want to be immortal?

Joe Jones12 years ago
I don't have to eat if I'm immortal...

Andrew_3 years ago
same
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EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

LunarWish9 years ago
so, wasabi have a special substance that makes you inmortal? ok

Kasabaru 9 years ago
I love wasabi!

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

GamerLucy88 years ago
I don't really even know what wasabi is! XD

Cristina Isabelle Hernandez12 years ago
Dont need to eat im immortal

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

Aaron Floyd9 years ago
What is wasabi anyway?

rewik9 years ago
japanese green paste, quite hot. but very nice to eat just like that if you are ill

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

Alex_6664 years ago
Being immortal sucks thoooo

Earthgirl Adel9 years ago
Wasabi! Have any of you heard of Wassabi Productions!? It's a YouTube channel that I love! Anything for wasabi! I shall press the button!

Captain_Deadpool7 years ago
Where to find mortal I don't need to eat what"s the downside of then and if you don't eat you don't need to poop so only upside is here hell yes I'm pressing that button!!!

stetboy9 years ago
I'm immortal I don't even have to eat that

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
i like anime and wasabi

Vladman79 years ago
Come on immortal. I could become a God

awsome_nuub9 years ago
No... you will just be stuck in the universe. Watching your family members die one by one, seeing humanity become extinct, and when the world gets engulfed by the sun, guess what? You're still alive! You will feel the burning of the sun and when the sun di...[Show full comment]

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

iplaygames9 years ago
You do have to eat you just wont die of old age

Abadona_from_Undertale8 years ago
Wasabi from Big Hero 6!?!?!? Its delicious tbh

Ai-bot10 years ago
I can ignore the heat of it, but not the taste. Yuck

realjacksepticeyelast year
so i bcum porke minch but wit wasabe? no tanks

Nyamh Tetoko9 years ago
Wasabi? Wasabi! Wasabi?! WASABI?! I don' like wasabi or watching my civilisation die...

drstrange8 years ago
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes ...[Show full comment]

Amy Kuhn12 years ago
Where are the downsides?!?!??

awsome_nuub9 years ago
I think you mean where are the upsides :( th

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
i like anime and wasabi

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago
Upside?

Crabster2829 years ago
NO FOOOOD

Kicp9 years ago
FAIR ENOUGH

Niko3157 years ago
why do people want to be immortal you basically live forever isn’t more painful than dying

robodood300010 years ago
Wasabi is ok but I mean im an idiot so I wanna die being one like "hey guys watch this" *dies from jumping off plane with no parachute*

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

alexpierce3409 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

Justintj8 years ago
Imortality is imortality, and you could serve a cup of wasabi with, say, 10 cups of ketchup

LeMeACatLover11 years ago
That sounds like a lose-lose situation.

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

elliekate76059 years ago
Teen Wolf quote "I THOUGHT IT WAS QUACIMOLE"

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

cybro9744 years ago
I just don't eat anything without wasabi of course I put a tiny dab on anything I'm eating.

Naufal9 years ago
If im immortal i cant go to heaven or hell its have 2 upside and 2 downside

viet7 years ago
wasabi is bored hate it!

omgjake9 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
i like anime and wasabi

dankmemes1018 years ago
I don't know what wasabi is, but I"ve had wasabi peas, and it tastes like shit. No press.
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