Here's a better solution: cut off your fingers, then get robotic fingers, or cut off your hand and get robotic hands. if they don't exist, hire every scientist to work on metal prosthesis.
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MæyAñk5 years ago
I can remove the doors
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move it11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
sh99er11 years ago
stop with this bull shit already
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OneWayOrAnother10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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BartekTomasik8 years ago
Oof
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Not Here11 years ago
My house will have walls that slide open, and I will work as a gamer on twitch. Plus giving a trillion quid to children in need so people get paid to rape children.......
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dakingsavgehimslef9 years ago
go through the window
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Logan Monk13 years ago
64% of people are pretty stupid
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UKJ11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab...[Show full comment]
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dragonslayer2210 years ago
guess im ordering delivery
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RandomUser2211 years ago
Gold Gloves!!!!!!
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deathnoah10 years ago
Pay people to vote for you in the next election and make doors illegal
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magik6163 years ago
i enter only through windows
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Aspa10211 years ago
I was jumpscared by lightning. #Aspasisanoob
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Motherfucking9 years ago
Invent teleportation to never pass through doors.
Ruben149 years ago
One does not simply invent teleportation.
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zdodger12 years ago
simple. use your riches to make a house like a castle where every door is actually a draw bridge and you are the king.
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Dawild6 years ago
Sure *BREAKS THE DOOR.*
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dankmemes1019 years ago
Oooo just use the cool bead curtains instead of doors. They"re really cool.
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Andrea Riojas13 years ago
I'll just wear something to protect my fingers
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OneWayOrAnother10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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