I can give people money to buy me something.
"Hey you over there! Here, I'll give you a million dollars if you buy me a burger! Deal?"
kittyguylast year
everyone would think it is a scam, or fake money, lol
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dneilfbcew2 years ago
他不是说不需要吃饭吗,那不就说明我成神了?而且是不朽的
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Jormungand11711 years ago
ok, i can buy materials and build my own house, i can buy a plot of land for said house, i can buy a bunker, i can pay to have a septic system installed, i can buy a dune buggy and make it into a street legal car, and i can hunt for my own food. And with i...[Show full comment]
Get a bike live at a friend's place and steal food
Migdin110 years ago
Or pay your friend to buy food for you
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ZeusTitan9 years ago
Just rent them
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rtlclaire10 years ago
No need for a house or a car or food (you can't be killed on the streets, and no need to eat or sleep)
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MinkoandorDemeter9 years ago
Get another vehicle, live at your friends house and give others money to buy fiid for them. You"re immortal without sleep or food so there"s no point in food.
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TheFallenWeasleyKilljoy9 years ago
Live with someone else give them money so THEY can but the food and the car
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Tommy-Atkins9 years ago
If I can get whatever I want I can get a car house and food.
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Abbzy_Babzy11 years ago
Be immortal, live even after the world's been blew up, maybe you'll fall forever into the void.
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CuteBluKittyCat :311 years ago
Live in a hotel, eat the food that comes with your room, room service (Tell them to deduct from your staying bill), use a bus :3
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Austin Compton13 years ago
Won't buy a house buy a mansion, don't need food but if so don't buy ask people to, and finally buy a truck
Potater_boi7 years ago
A mansion is a house, food loophole works, trucks are technically cars too
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Chris Larson13 years ago
I guess I'll just start walking, then
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renax0410 years ago
Simple: you buy a RV and live in it. LOOPHOLE!
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greaterfiend11 years ago
Just the money, I'd do it. Pay someone to shop for you. Doesn't say you can't buy video games:P
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Hyltran3 years ago
I would live on a yacht 🛥️ but I would eventually get bored in sub atomic space.
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Sara_phia10 years ago
No thanks, I don't want to watch everyone I know die
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x unicorns_311 years ago
You don't need to ear you're immortal
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Gabriel Hernandes13 years ago
I could live at Disney Land!
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Edwardonut_the_goofer7 years ago
2 downsides 1 upside so thats a no
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kai010 years ago
I could live with my friend and rent their car daily.
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zombieslayer dragon born11 years ago
Taxie apartment candy
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polyglotCipher12 years ago
Just enough money for a private jet ride or a limo, no need for an immortal to have food, and can have an apartment, mansion, hotel, whatever (or just straight up pay people to build a house).
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XG4 years ago
So kind of like Forrest Gump?
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Solancabeth10 years ago
Give the money to someone else so they can buy it for you
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the commenter 200011 years ago
I will buy a castle a helicopter and a stand of food
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flash-gnash8 years ago
Buy a farm along with workers to farm it, buy all the parts for a car then hire someone to build it for me, hire someone to build a house for me.
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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
IMORTALITY IS A CURSE!!!
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DominusTrinitySalvarex9 years ago
It says no need to eat, dahell would i buy food then?
As an immortal just steal a car
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xXDrumAddictXx11 years ago
hand the money to someone else and have them buy the house but with my name. technically i'm not buying the house
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AlexOfTheAnder11 years ago
You can just ride a bus. Or train. Or any other form of transportation like a cab. Then live in apartments that you rent. Then you don't even need the food because it says you don't have to eat
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ShashankMadhwani9 years ago
But you can rent car and house plus ask people to buy it for you
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Redwolf43410 years ago
Steal the car, buy things for house and pay people to build it (not buying it 😀) then buy many guns and the best armor possible, then Rob stores
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AdamShadow11 years ago
Just travel the world on foot like a drifter
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Arc0v02 years ago
Rent everything and buy indrectly.
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Brownecow3219 years ago
I'll do all that and then press the button
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Tasty Nugget11 years ago
Just because you can't be killed doesn't mean you can't age or suffer so you could be bombed and still living in tiny bits......I didnt press the button
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Gabe Juhasz13 years ago
"no need to eat" don't buy food.
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dedirake5 years ago
i could pay someone to buye a food and stuff, but man i dont wanna be immortal
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beep10 years ago
uh ok, im immortal so i would have a ton of time on my hands to make the shit i need, and excersize so i get really fit and dont need to drive places
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Majin_Snake10 years ago
Car? I would get a quad. Or get a chauffeur. Well, both. I would give some guys a million or more dollar and in exchange they must invite me for lunch and stuff everytime I am in the mood. And for my birthday they must gift me a house.
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TheGoodFangirl11 years ago
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Bob123573 years ago
Easy just buy the companies that make it and you can give them to yourself
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pdharr9 years ago
pay people
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Allens Anarchy11 years ago
I belive an apartment is not a house , i can just steal food and ill buy a hoverboard better yet hire someone to drive me and hire someone to buy things for me, screw you universe
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Mikka Khan13 years ago
I can rent a house and a car. why would I need food if I'm immortal? besides I can give someone the money to buy me food.
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