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You have the powers of superman
but
you can never have children or be loved
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark6 months ago
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FoxyTheSilverFoxlast year
I could never accept my loving fans hating me. I love my nakama too much and I love it even more that they love me back.

Maharid2 years ago
I will not need childrens and love. Why. Read Injustice and you will understand.

IamAPhanandaCrybabyDanandphil8 years ago
I will be liked not loved. I will adopt not birth. :)

the-idiotic-demiboyflux2 years ago
I have now seen true genius.

9022108 years ago
SUPERMAN SUCKA BATMAN4LIFE

Korenv777 years ago
Batman fans R in the house!!

SavanaStyles_9 years ago
HELL NO! NO FUTURE GENERATION! HELL NO!

SakurafallK9 years ago
On the other hand, that might be a sweetly good thing.

deathbypanzer9 years ago
who needs it?

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Supervillians are cooler.

Cat-rulers7 years ago
I get the powers of Superman. Why would I need love?

QuietScreaming7 years ago
Does not mean I have to do his job. *witnesses burglary* don’t help. Instead, if there was a natural disaster I can use my awesome powers and fuck off *laughs maniacally while watching the city collapse under*

GayGod8 years ago
Superman"s overrated

Marshall Mwgnd Dickerson12 years ago
Eh, love is overrated.

jorje_O_Açogueiro2 years ago
sim kkkkkkkk
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karends8 years ago
I"d rather be Batman

Bogster139 years ago
So superman

Errorpov000510 years ago
no love needed ;)

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago
Fuck that

pandabear59 years ago
I don't care cause I'm super man!!!!!!!

Matrockstime9 years ago
All you need is love

TheNerdLord4 years ago
I'll carve an S into the Earth and Moon. Then I'll get rid of all of the world"s nukes. Then fly along side airplanes and flip people off. Why? BECAUSE I"M SUPERMAN, SUCKER!

λ³9 years ago
*Shudders* Eugh, Children...

PotatoShark158 years ago
Who needs children when you are IMMORTAL

Doflamingo9 years ago
Enslave the world

SakurafallK9 years ago
Enslaving people becomes rather drab later on. (Like, seriously. I'm speaking from experience on this one - on a minor scale.)

JulioZesar7 months ago
It's a fair treat

usmanzzz10 years ago
i do not like childern

RiverSong012229 years ago
I hate Superman

SakurafallK9 years ago
how relevant -- just as what I'm doing ....... coming to think of it, is superman Superman in this case? even? I only thought of it now!!

Supon4 years ago
fuc love I will fly around the world

EyeOfTruth8 years ago
logicly, if you can have kids if being superman, you will either kill your wife during sexy time (heh) or if not, you will have a house full of flying kids everywhere trashing the entire house

CrispyMilk7 years ago
not like i was gonna be anyways

SakurafallK9 years ago
I think that many people underestimated the fact that it is not just a mating partner or something akin who "loves" you... Being unloved by any guardians, neighbours, collegaues, potential friends, random kids, masters, fragile victims, non-humans, higher...[Show full comment]

Adre Adri9 years ago
No downside ! Btw i love superman-pugs

Professor_Arthas9 years ago
there is a thing called just not giving a shit

SakurafallK9 years ago
which I presume means you let your Randomisator decide the binary dilemma

Anick8 years ago
I don't want kids so that"s fine by me

[ ]10 years ago
is it a bird? is it a plane? no its ADOPTION!!!!! There are too many people already.

SakurafallK9 years ago
No, anyway, the planet could use less love, I agree. Possibly then they would finally agree to step to reductions. But it's hard to remove one with superman powers... And anyway, what's one dumbass?
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Dabear119 years ago
Superman clearly loves himself anyway

SakurafallK9 years ago
apparently, he didn't get his powers by answering this question

XDD9 years ago
"or be loved" how about your own family (mom and dad) does that mean that they would not love me too?

Caccapipi9 years ago
Superman sucks

Jinsku344 years ago
haha press button go brrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Mrs.Claire9 years ago
Fuck kids. #DrCooperLives

Iwillnotdoanything9 years ago
Im lonely anyways

MLancelot8 years ago
I will never have children or be loved anyway, jokes on you mr. Button!

JulioZesar7 months ago
Treinta y tres ✨️

BLAAARG10 years ago
I'm asexual anyways.

DucksGamingDK9 years ago
Adoption?

SakurafallK9 years ago
And your adopted kid will hate you. Great. Or worse, wouldn't care less either way..! And yes, that's worse, indeed.

Immunetomostdownsides3 years ago
I can love my adopted kids, I don't care if they don't love me back

Metal69911 years ago
Hate children and am more a friends with benefits and booty call type person so don't need love.

DaddyDadd8 years ago
We are making some babies tonight!

Ltheawesome7 years ago
forget kids I'm flying to Hawaii

FattyTheFat9 years ago
I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment section. ...[Show full comment]

EmraldSlime9 years ago
What about your family bro so no

SakurafallK9 years ago
you must really love 'em, slimes

AdamShadow9 years ago
You don't need to love someone to have sex...

SakurafallK9 years ago
You can love someone - can't be loved. Imagine that situation? ...You fatefully fall for someone, the way that makes mildly heroic characters do psychotic things, and know there is absolutely no way they will ever love you back. Even if you have sex. But m...[Show full comment]
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