Will You Press The Button?

GamingPlanet9 years ago

Trick the system, get a pet and name it: each of your family members, kill it, Profit.

my_balls_itch3 years ago

10000 iq

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Jackel8 years ago

I already have infinity money from another button

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

Bear512 months ago

OH NOO. BEAR5 LOVES YOU, I WILL HELP YOU

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VioletHairDontCare8 years ago

You never said when. I'll just put them out of their misery at the end of their lives, and spend the money to cure cancer or end world hunger or something.

4209247 years ago

Wait a minute you tricked me catlover

Jesus Limon12 years ago

No I don't want to be batman

Alexis_Holmes_6563 years ago

i wanna be batman. sounds fun. also you get to suffer.

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Jaydhd8 years ago

They"re already dead

TheOneMunchlax7 years ago

Oh......................................

4209247 years ago

I wish I had wings

4209247 years ago

I wish I had wings

4209247 years ago

I wish I had wings

4209247 years ago

I wish I had wings

Bryanlochte8 years ago

They ars all gonna die anyway so let me enjoy my life

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Davd9 years ago

Honestly, I wouldn't slap my family for money. I love those guys.

Realpeem9 years ago

There are 7910 murderer

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago

Who pressed yes on this? AND BATMAN DIDN'T KILL HIS FAMILY!

Derp_king7 years ago

I pressed yes because I could bring them back to life with the money

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Panifex8 years ago

Let me express my deepest sorrow for the people who pressed this button un-ironically. I'm sorry your family upsets you so much that you"d kill them for money

tox1csting3r7 years ago

also if it includes indirect family members you kill everything but yourself because everyone is just a really distant cousin biologically

Edgar BaragaÃ±o12 years ago

I get money and I get rid of everyone I hate. a win-win situation.

Rolldroller9 years ago

You monster...

farting wierdo9 years ago

why would i kill them i dont care about money honestly who cares about it the world would be better without it

Dark224 years ago

25% of you people are selfish assholes

xLilyx4 years ago

Loopholes exist. Like that person that said get a pet (or just a random bug) and name it "Each of your family members" then kill it

PowerTale9 years ago

Wait does that mean I would have to kill my cats because I ain't doin that

shinchaf15 years ago

just don't get me arrested.

bakedeath8 years ago

Oh gosh MARIO AND THE MUSIC BOX

plaindrome10 years ago

Hello, police? I'd like to report 6854 potential murderers...

Docyorpool8 years ago

Whats does rn mean?rn

danielfittonxoxo 9 years ago

I could clone them after. #unlimitedmoney

west49cool511 years ago

No real downside, i mean i don't hate my family but i don't care about anything. I don't and can't feel sympathy

MatthewroweYT9 years ago

Batman

LEONARDOTHEPRO3 years ago

Humanity restored

HYDRA HYBRID9 years ago

9540 people are stupid idiots

GamingPlanet9 years ago

Or smart since i will name a bug: each of your family members.

YorexBG7 years ago

Already dead...I'm alone I want to be alone with money

Gizmo-the-protogen4 years ago

I pressed the button kill me now

Not Here9 years ago

We are the 24%!

Willtron158 years ago

Good thing I'm an orphan

KaiTheCat9 years ago

Well shit family, good bye

X Gamer9 years ago

Alnost 8000 people are IDIOTS HO WANTS TO KILL THEY OWN FANALY HO!!?!!

GamingPlanet9 years ago

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Rolldroller9 years ago

MY GOD, PEOPLE WHO KILLED THEIR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD ARE MONSTERS. AND FOR MONEY???? MONEY? TRADING LIVING, FAMILY MEMBERS FOR A COMPLETLY LIFELESS OBJECT. WOW. WELL DONE. WELL, FLIPPING, DONE!

GamingPlanet9 years ago

Guess you dont found the loopholes

MicherGaming7 years ago

whoever pressed it is evil

Evil Paragon9 years ago

This could mean mother, father, grandparents, children, spouse, grandchildren. So you pretty much never have anyone after you ending your evolutionary line. Might as well kill yourself.