Will You Press The Button?

notthatimportant 11 years ago

create a contraption in which I shit at such great hights that my poop will reach terminal velocity before hitting the toilet water, the water should not be able to reach me because it does not get enough energy from the shit hitting the water, yet it must... [Show full comment]

Bear5 2 years ago

hur hur hur

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NOAHboii 9 years ago

Solution : place some toilet paper on the water.

jkmc1205 10 years ago

It"s clean, so who cares?

Hugh Mungus 10 years ago

*stands back 5 feet from toilet" PUSHES PEE OUT FASTER THAN THE FLASH

sans fan 11 years ago

hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... [Show full comment]

A fletcher 10 years ago

This won't bother me

AgentCPU0 11 years ago

How is this a problem? Seriously, how?

Zetakarn 11 years ago

I experienced splashback anyway...

Blake Keyes 13 years ago

If it's clean and pristine then the toilet splashback won't matter...?

CresentMoon 11 years ago

Yeah, just be careful with what you eat beforehand

Scott Holt 13 years ago

Hey, if you know the toilet it clean what does it matter

Crya0t1cZZ_N00b 11 years ago

It isn't a problem. Unless you don't flush every time shit comes out.

PeasyShipper69 4 years ago

splashback is fine by me this is some great stuff for me to put in my comic that'll probably never happen...

BoneyBrownie 10 years ago

stand up

Kønig 8 years ago

i will just drop some toilet paper in before so the splash doesnt hit my ass

Sergeant343 11 years ago

Gonna happen anyway

erentalha01 12 years ago

I am ALWAYS experiencing toilet splashback

Quincy 11 years ago

Small price

Logger11 9 years ago

I actually like splash back when it"s on my butt cause it"s like a bidet

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Foxesarecool 9 years ago

SUPER FAKE BITCH

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Short_shot 11 years ago

Put toilet paper in first than when you shiz or piz it's hitting the paper not the water (Totoly do not already do this ._.)

Gemhuntress 11 years ago

Push the handle with your foot so you can back away quickly lol life hack

LeafysSon 6 years ago

If you"re a man, technically you could just piss in the men bathroom without any splashback? And if we are talking about a shitting situation, I"d shit near toilet on the floor and never return to the restaurant.

Swshine321 9 years ago

No change... :(

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grace.cordina@gm.gmail.com 11 years ago

Love u all

James13 11 years ago

I don't want a dirty toilet

Bear5 2 years ago

thats the best part :P

thoespurplepancakes 10 years ago

just dont sit on the toliet when you flush

YaGirl 8 years ago

A small price to pay...

blobs94 11 years ago

There will also always be toilet paper right the fuck next to you too.

alcaponed 11 years ago

If its vacant I can clean myself in peace

Enderbro441 11 years ago

Fuck that

Otmar Ubbens 13 years ago

Just close the lid T_T

Jaaaaaa 9 years ago

Happens to me enough in any toilet.

Lady Mist ze Mishiva 10 years ago

I'm pushing all the buttons cause I pushed the immune to negative side effects button. Hah.

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