Will You Press The Button?

notthatimportant 11 years ago

create a contraption in which I shit at such great hights that my poop will reach terminal velocity before hitting the toilet water, the water should not be able to reach me because it does not get enough energy from the shit hitting the water, yet it must... [Show full comment]

Bear5 2 years ago

hur hur hur

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NOAHboii 10 years ago

Solution : place some toilet paper on the water.

jkmc1205 10 years ago

It"s clean, so who cares?

Hugh Mungus 10 years ago

*stands back 5 feet from toilet" PUSHES PEE OUT FASTER THAN THE FLASH

sans fan 11 years ago

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A fletcher 10 years ago

This won't bother me

AgentCPU0 11 years ago

How is this a problem? Seriously, how?

Blake Keyes 13 years ago

If it's clean and pristine then the toilet splashback won't matter...?

CresentMoon 11 years ago

Yeah, just be careful with what you eat beforehand

Zetakarn 11 years ago

I experienced splashback anyway...

Scott Holt 13 years ago

Hey, if you know the toilet it clean what does it matter

ButtonDerp 9 years ago

I rarely ever shit in public restrooms.

SupeCrazyRooster 11 years ago

Then who cares it's clean

Zack Woodard 13 years ago

Stand up when you flush and with the stall door open so you can run

grace.cordina@gm.gmail.com 11 years ago

Who would press it

celiagold 9 years ago

Hey if it"s clean it doesn't matter it"s only your own anyway

Wild_Beast_Son_of_Athena 2 years ago

just stuff an entire roll of TP in the toilet.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

How can you get splashback when you sit down?

DestroyerOfWorlds 11 years ago

Wouldn't a splashback make the restroom dirty?

Lolo7777 11 years ago

I don't go to public toilets

derp is awesome 11 years ago

Dont flush its the enployees problem

PepperYSeeker 9 years ago

no chance of getting diseases and always have a stall to go to.

Hoshi_No_Kirby 11 years ago

That feeling's weird... ugh.

gamergeneral 11 years ago

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McBmGaming 11 years ago

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MrManTheMan 9 years ago

Question. Does this rule apply to port-a-pottys?

Wolf_wolf 8 years ago

Ima say yes

Ron Vaksman 13 years ago

this is just evil

ThatAdventureguy 9 years ago

Wow I think I might even take a bath in it! 10 mins later WTF am I doing With my Life!!!

Lulzinh 7 months ago

I'll just fabricate the backsplash with a single drop of clean water and then be fine

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

DAMIT, GOT MY DICK WET AGAIN!

man burger 3000 11 years ago

i get splashback alot

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

KewlRanch 8 years ago

No need to use toilet paper....

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

Actually yes there is, to wipe off the splashback.

move it 11 years ago

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RiverBoyy 10 years ago

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Max GT 13 years ago

i like splash back so its all good baby XD

WeedCard 9 years ago

Hopefully you didn't eat Taco Bell

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empbomb 10 years ago

Dumb question

Ninjalox2 11 years ago

rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab... [Show full comment]

made-this-acc-for-no-reason 5 years ago

posiedon"s kiss is bearable as long as it"s not diarrhoea water which it definitely won't be

made-this-acc-for-no-reason 5 years ago

poseidon*

Animus66 12 years ago

i would do it. I can deal. If it means clean public toilets I can deal. Besides there's ways to get around it like closing the lid and standing at arm's length or something.

Sb737 9 years ago

I shit alot

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

Just jump out of the way.

hotdog9955 11 years ago

nope my butt is clean no toilet water

Banipa God 11 years ago

if its clean than whats the worry

I'm A Markiplite 10 years ago

At least it'll be clean

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

Just sit on the toilet rather then stand in front of it.

Lps rocks dont judge me 11 years ago

yah its my urin (I was about to say Urie as in Brandon Urie

qwertylion 10 years ago

Urin trouble! He he he he he he he he

CatzZz 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

move it 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

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