Will You Press The Button?

notthatimportant 11 years ago

create a contraption in which I shit at such great hights that my poop will reach terminal velocity before hitting the toilet water, the water should not be able to reach me because it does not get enough energy from the shit hitting the water, yet it must... [Show full comment]

Bear5 2 years ago

hur hur hur

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NOAHboii 9 years ago

Solution : place some toilet paper on the water.

jkmc1205 10 years ago

It"s clean, so who cares?

Hugh Mungus 10 years ago

*stands back 5 feet from toilet" PUSHES PEE OUT FASTER THAN THE FLASH

sans fan 11 years ago

hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... [Show full comment]

A fletcher 10 years ago

This won't bother me

AgentCPU0 11 years ago

How is this a problem? Seriously, how?

Zetakarn 11 years ago

I experienced splashback anyway...

Blake Keyes 13 years ago

If it's clean and pristine then the toilet splashback won't matter...?

CresentMoon 11 years ago

Yeah, just be careful with what you eat beforehand

Scott Holt 13 years ago

Hey, if you know the toilet it clean what does it matter

LeafysSon 6 years ago

If you"re a man, technically you could just piss in the men bathroom without any splashback? And if we are talking about a shitting situation, I"d shit near toilet on the floor and never return to the restaurant.

Short_shot 11 years ago

Put toilet paper in first than when you shiz or piz it's hitting the paper not the water (Totoly do not already do this ._.)

Gemhuntress 11 years ago

Push the handle with your foot so you can back away quickly lol life hack

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Swshine321 9 years ago

No change... :(

grace.cordina@gm.gmail.com 11 years ago

Love u all

thoespurplepancakes 10 years ago

just dont sit on the toliet when you flush

James13 11 years ago

I don't want a dirty toilet

Bear5 2 years ago

thats the best part :P

alcaponed 11 years ago

If its vacant I can clean myself in peace

YaGirl 8 years ago

A small price to pay...

blobs94 11 years ago

There will also always be toilet paper right the fuck next to you too.

Jaaaaaa 9 years ago

Happens to me enough in any toilet.

Enderbro441 11 years ago

Fuck that

Otmar Ubbens 13 years ago

Just close the lid T_T

Fredy418 11 years ago

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Lady Mist ze Mishiva 10 years ago

I'm pushing all the buttons cause I pushed the immune to negative side effects button. Hah.

GoldMagician 6 years ago

No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fr3dd 11 years ago

I run out of stall after using the jon. Don't question it

SupeCrazyRooster 11 years ago

Then who cares it's clean

Zack Woodard 13 years ago

Stand up when you flush and with the stall door open so you can run

ButtonDerp 9 years ago

I rarely ever shit in public restrooms.

celiagold 9 years ago

Hey if it"s clean it doesn't matter it"s only your own anyway

grace.cordina@gm.gmail.com 11 years ago

Who would press it

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

How can you get splashback when you sit down?

DestroyerOfWorlds 11 years ago

Wouldn't a splashback make the restroom dirty?

Wild_Beast_Son_of_Athena last year

just stuff an entire roll of TP in the toilet.

derp is awesome 11 years ago

Dont flush its the enployees problem

Lolo7777 11 years ago

I don't go to public toilets

PepperYSeeker 9 years ago

no chance of getting diseases and always have a stall to go to.

Hoshi_No_Kirby 11 years ago

That feeling's weird... ugh.

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