Will You Press The Button?

notthatimportant9 years ago

create a contraption in which I shit at such great hights that my poop will reach terminal velocity before hitting the toilet water, the water should not be able to reach me because it does not get enough energy from the shit hitting the water, yet it must...[Show full comment]

Bear5last year

hur hur hur

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NOAHboii8 years ago

Solution : place some toilet paper on the water.

jkmc12058 years ago

It"s clean, so who cares?

Hugh Mungus9 years ago

*stands back 5 feet from toilet" PUSHES PEE OUT FASTER THAN THE FLASH

sans fan9 years ago

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A fletcher9 years ago

This won't bother me

AgentCPU09 years ago

How is this a problem? Seriously, how?

Zetakarn10 years ago

I experienced splashback anyway...

Blake Keyes12 years ago

If it's clean and pristine then the toilet splashback won't matter...?

CresentMoon9 years ago

Yeah, just be careful with what you eat beforehand

Scott Holt12 years ago

Hey, if you know the toilet it clean what does it matter

Lujain Samarkandi12 years ago

SHIELD TIME

SinonMercer8 years ago

I only piss in public restrooms. I never take a shit.

SheepDragon4 years ago

Coward

move it9 years ago

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TurtleShroom8 years ago

If the toilet is spotless and the bathroom is pristine, what"s wrong with a little clean water hitting you?

[email protected] 10 years ago

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Crya0t1cZZ_N00b10 years ago

It isn't a problem. Unless you don't flush every time shit comes out.

PeasyShipper693 years ago

splashback is fine by me this is some great stuff for me to put in my comic that'll probably never happen...

BoneyBrownie9 years ago

stand up

Kønig7 years ago

i will just drop some toilet paper in before so the splash doesnt hit my ass

Sergeant3439 years ago

Gonna happen anyway

erentalha0110 years ago

I am ALWAYS experiencing toilet splashback

Quincy10 years ago

Small price

Logger118 years ago

I actually like splash back when it"s on my butt cause it"s like a bidet

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Foxesarecool8 years ago

SUPER FAKE BITCH

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Short_shot9 years ago

Put toilet paper in first than when you shiz or piz it's hitting the paper not the water (Totoly do not already do this ._.)

Gemhuntress10 years ago

Push the handle with your foot so you can back away quickly lol life hack

LeafysSon5 years ago

If you"re a man, technically you could just piss in the men bathroom without any splashback? And if we are talking about a shitting situation, I"d shit near toilet on the floor and never return to the restaurant.

Swshine3218 years ago

No change... :(

steve the minecraftian9 years ago

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[email protected] 10 years ago

Love u all

James1310 years ago

I don't want a dirty toilet

Bear5last year

thats the best part :P

thoespurplepancakes9 years ago

just dont sit on the toliet when you flush

YaGirl7 years ago

A small price to pay...

blobs949 years ago

There will also always be toilet paper right the fuck next to you too.

alcaponed10 years ago

If its vacant I can clean myself in peace

Enderbro44110 years ago

Fuck that

Otmar Ubbens12 years ago

Just close the lid T_T

Jaaaaaa8 years ago

Happens to me enough in any toilet.

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