17666 (32%) 36824 (68%)
17666 (32%) people have pressed this button, while 36824 (68%) did not.
you instantly become fluent in any three languages you choose
but
you can never meet anybody who speaks these languages
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Mithtian9 years ago
If you choose your native language, you become human repellant

lWiIINotPressTheButton4 years ago
Introverts for Dummies
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Bashkash9 years ago
That's ok I'll never meet someone who speak all three languages

meatloave6 months ago
Excellent observation ! A loophole the starship Enterprise could fly through!
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NonP7 years ago
Programming language? No one speak in that language right?

hyperboid10 months ago
You will never meet a Lua Engine
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Corephinx8 years ago
Easy...Russian, never have to listen to more cykas and blets.

nomnomnomnomnomnom2 years ago
Same here
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Star Wars fan 249 years ago
Thanks I can't meet my crush family friends and French people. So many people are Italian, German and French. SMH(〒︿〒)

Star Wars fan 249 years ago
I ment this (〒︿〒)

HunterChato9 years ago
Just to confuse my friends id chose the satanic language, slitherin and wookie

cadegoins9 years ago
OH NO I should've pressed it even though u cant meet any1 u can talk to them virtually and u don't got to do your Spanish and French homework

Destry888 years ago
Learn it and teach it to other people.

apriljones8 years ago
books so

CenaCentury8 years ago
So... basically useless, nah

Bigbadman1211 months ago
yep

EpicCookiePie9 years ago
Well, testing or skyping is still possible no?

Hamistagan9 years ago
danish, spanish and english so i can become a criminal

AwesomeDabber226049 years ago
Well that power is useless

laziestbaby9 years ago
what if i've already met one

Lk29589 years ago
Choose fictional languages. Those people don't exist and thus can't speak that language.

some_epicw0lf9 years ago
Sooo if you choose a enemy's language you won't die!

frosty4rock9 years ago
Im cool with that. I can curse in those languages

[email protected]9 years ago
THE AD CAME UP WITH LISTS OF DIFFRENT LANGUAGES YOU CAN TAKE IN HIGHSHCOOL.........WEIRD

Ctr480339 years ago
I speak 10 come on people stop, I'm a Polyglot just stop ugh

Castiellikestoboop9 years ago
Latin and Parseltounge seems awesome so hell yeah

😭9 years ago
Meg don't worth it

chloederoy9 years ago
Do you know how funny it would be to fuck with people.

iluvnature9 years ago
Forever alone

Cpt. Price9 years ago
What does rn mean

BrendanCross8 years ago
"right now"

Raymondo9 years ago
Already did meet someone who speaks one language I want fluent

WryGoat9 years ago
Sweet, I get to be fluent in three forms of sign language for free.

Karthadon7 years ago
Umm that ruins the point of language.

Sherlock-Holmes8 years ago
Gallifreyan, please. -SH

AndyMan11YTlast year
Bye bye, annoying Spanish teacher!

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
so you can insult people without anyone knowing

gamerman1770134 years ago
get rid of the french

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago
A whole new meaning to "dont talk to me"

coruptedmecha8 years ago
Egg slander band English because you can commit a crime and British policy would mreturn yout. Chinese because you enter a Chinese restraint and no one"s there Korean because I'll go to Korea and Kim Jong I'll won't be there

LilyMalfloySimp5 years ago
Pick a language like Latin

pj1310 months ago
this is so stupid

BloodyUnicornsss7 years ago
English, Spanish, and either French or Japanese.

Lzke8 years ago
What"s the point then?

NothingKing3 years ago
What if you met someone that speaks that language before pressing the button?

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago
then pick 3 fictional languages

IssaSakamoto8 years ago
So will my teacher disapear?

Dallia7 years ago
I would creep my friends

Progidal8 years ago
I'm already friends with the people of the language that I want to speak

SleepyFurry87last year
What's the point?

coffhar7 years ago
What"s the point?

MRINFINITYDOTCOM4 years ago
I can write stuff down in those language and no one will know what it is

Mai-chan8 years ago
So if I already know people who speak the language, it"s okay?

idiotman5 years ago
lol then its pointless

geTash9 months ago
if you never meet anyone with the ability to speak languages i speak, then i can shout deep secrets about myself no one knows what i said

Mystical-Moose7 years ago
I can be smart and never have human interaction HELL YEAH

insect01147 years ago
Talk through a phone or hire a translator
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