Will You Press The Button?

Mithtian9 years ago

If you choose your native language, you become human repellant

lWiIINotPressTheButton4 years ago

Introverts for Dummies

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Bashkash9 years ago

That's ok I'll never meet someone who speak all three languages

meatloave6 months ago

Excellent observation ! A loophole the starship Enterprise could fly through!

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NonP7 years ago

Programming language? No one speak in that language right?

hyperboid10 months ago

You will never meet a Lua Engine

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Corephinx8 years ago

Easy...Russian, never have to listen to more cykas and blets.

nomnomnomnomnomnom2 years ago

Same here

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Star Wars fan 249 years ago

Thanks I can't meet my crush family friends and French people. So many people are Italian, German and French. SMH(ã€’ï¸¿ã€’)

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

I ment this (ã€’ï¸¿ã€’)

HunterChato9 years ago

Just to confuse my friends id chose the satanic language, slitherin and wookie

cadegoins9 years ago

OH NO I should've pressed it even though u cant meet any1 u can talk to them virtually and u don't got to do your Spanish and French homework

Destry888 years ago

Learn it and teach it to other people.

apriljones8 years ago

books so

CenaCentury8 years ago

So... basically useless, nah

Bigbadman1211 months ago

yep

EpicCookiePie9 years ago

Well, testing or skyping is still possible no?

Hamistagan9 years ago

danish, spanish and english so i can become a criminal

AwesomeDabber226049 years ago

Well that power is useless

laziestbaby9 years ago

what if i've already met one

Lk29589 years ago

Choose fictional languages. Those people don't exist and thus can't speak that language.

some_epicw0lf9 years ago

Sooo if you choose a enemy's language you won't die!

frosty4rock9 years ago

Im cool with that. I can curse in those languages

[email protected]9 years ago

THE AD CAME UP WITH LISTS OF DIFFRENT LANGUAGES YOU CAN TAKE IN HIGHSHCOOL.........WEIRD

Ctr480339 years ago

I speak 10 come on people stop, I'm a Polyglot just stop ugh

Castiellikestoboop9 years ago

Latin and Parseltounge seems awesome so hell yeah

ðŸ˜9 years ago

Meg don't worth it

chloederoy9 years ago

Do you know how funny it would be to fuck with people.

iluvnature9 years ago

Forever alone

Cpt. Price9 years ago

What does rn mean

BrendanCross8 years ago

"right now"

Raymondo9 years ago

Already did meet someone who speaks one language I want fluent

WryGoat9 years ago

Sweet, I get to be fluent in three forms of sign language for free.

weneedtodiscussthebananapricelast year

we need to discuss the banana price

AlexBrown7 years ago

If I want to speak badly about someone Ill just say it in chinese

Caribou3 years ago

Button Taxonomy: this one varies person to person as to whether there"s any upside at all. Some of us already speak more than three languages, so we"d be screwed twice. Even without that the only people who would go for it would be people who hate the lang...[Show full comment]

GriffinBowes8 years ago

Just pick 3 languages that no one you know speaks

Fofo3368 years ago

what if you already know people who speak that language?

Shadowh174 years ago

There is this thing.. ITS CALLED LEARNING

GrayEnder8 years ago

It never said you could be struggling with a language. Such as, if i chose German, French, and Spanish, who"s to say im not struggling at english instead of being fluent in it

Evil_J3 months ago

Then what's the point

GalaticDoge7 years ago

I would just choose three dead languages, like Latin.

Television_Addict2 years ago

the only reason I wanna know languages is so I can speak polish to my grandma so whats the point otherwise

EternalCretin7 years ago

Choose extinct or ancient languages

SpartanX8 years ago

I think it should go to non sense tag

PinkFish4 years ago

so i never have to hear spanish again?

UnrealSMAT5 years ago

Yay no RUSSIANS, NO EGYPTIANS AND NO BRAZILIANS! Just random!

Latooflo8 years ago

Just choose japanese Watch animes without subs

ElloThereNormies7 years ago

Internet Language? Anyone?

TheAlbanianGirl9 years ago

I maybe can never MEET anybody but i can for sure learn it to anybody and then i woukd be famous for "creating" new languages

WhyArePeopleSoStupid694208 years ago

...what.

NordPatoch12 months ago

Yes please ! I'll take only dead languages and help understand them. I could also take fictional ones

ImAKittyCat13 years ago

Ok I choose UwU language. OwO language. and french. so why OwO and UwU language? well I can annoy people with that. French well I can teach someone i hate to say something in french.

Obscvritas4 years ago

What is the f ing point. So many decisions are so stupid and don't even stimulate an ounce of thinking. Useless

FlameBlaze8 years ago

it doesn't say that you unlearn the languages that you already know

Sherlock-Holmes8 years ago

Gallifreyan, please. -SH

Karthadon7 years ago

Umm that ruins the point of language.

AndyMan11YTlast year

Bye bye, annoying Spanish teacher!

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