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17409 (32%) people have pressed this button, while 36257 (68%) did not.
you instantly become fluent in any three languages you choose
but
you can never meet anybody who speaks these languages
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Mithtian9 years ago
If you choose your native language, you become human repellant

lWiIINotPressTheButton4 years ago
Introverts for Dummies
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Bashkash8 years ago
That's ok I'll never meet someone who speak all three languages

meatloave3 months ago
Excellent observation ! A loophole the starship Enterprise could fly through!
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Corephinx8 years ago
Easy...Russian, never have to listen to more cykas and blets.

nomnomnomnomnomnom2 years ago
Same here
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NonP7 years ago
Programming language? No one speak in that language right?

hyperboid8 months ago
You will never meet a Lua Engine
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Star Wars fan 249 years ago
Thanks I can't meet my crush family friends and French people. So many people are Italian, German and French. SMH(〒︿〒)

Star Wars fan 249 years ago
I ment this (〒︿〒)

HunterChato9 years ago
Just to confuse my friends id chose the satanic language, slitherin and wookie

cadegoins9 years ago
OH NO I should've pressed it even though u cant meet any1 u can talk to them virtually and u don't got to do your Spanish and French homework

Destry888 years ago
Learn it and teach it to other people.

apriljones8 years ago
books so

CenaCentury8 years ago
So... basically useless, nah

Bigbadman128 months ago
yep

EpicCookiePie8 years ago
Well, testing or skyping is still possible no?

Hamistagan8 years ago
danish, spanish and english so i can become a criminal

AwesomeDabber226048 years ago
Well that power is useless

laziestbaby8 years ago
what if i've already met one

Lk29588 years ago
Choose fictional languages. Those people don't exist and thus can't speak that language.

some_epicw0lf8 years ago
Sooo if you choose a enemy's language you won't die!

frosty4rock8 years ago
Im cool with that. I can curse in those languages

[email protected]9 years ago
THE AD CAME UP WITH LISTS OF DIFFRENT LANGUAGES YOU CAN TAKE IN HIGHSHCOOL.........WEIRD

Ctr480339 years ago
I speak 10 come on people stop, I'm a Polyglot just stop ugh

Castiellikestoboop9 years ago
Latin and Parseltounge seems awesome so hell yeah

😭9 years ago
Meg don't worth it

chloederoy9 years ago
Do you know how funny it would be to fuck with people.

iluvnature9 years ago
Forever alone

Cpt. Price9 years ago
What does rn mean

BrendanCross8 years ago
"right now"

Raymondo9 years ago
Already did meet someone who speaks one language I want fluent

WryGoat9 years ago
Sweet, I get to be fluent in three forms of sign language for free.

TheBurguerMan4 months ago
So i can just erase a whole country?

DFDragonFire7 years ago
French, Spanish and German (School reasons)

razzer_1207 years ago
Just choose russian It will make video games better

GeckoGamer472 years ago
Just choose two you want to learn and then one that almost no one knows EZ

Firelord8 years ago
That kind of defeats the purpose.

wellwatnowlol4 years ago
Binary, morse code, and gibberish.

ShroudedEclipse5 years ago
Sem desvantagem

dubatch8 years ago
Latin galic and the aztec

AlexBrown7 years ago
If I want to speak badly about someone Ill just say it in chinese

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice11 months ago
we need to discuss the banana price

Caribou3 years ago
Button Taxonomy: this one varies person to person as to whether there"s any upside at all. Some of us already speak more than three languages, so we"d be screwed twice. Even without that the only people who would go for it would be people who hate the lang...[Show full comment]

GriffinBowes8 years ago
Just pick 3 languages that no one you know speaks

Shadowh174 years ago
There is this thing.. ITS CALLED LEARNING

Fofo3368 years ago
what if you already know people who speak that language?

GrayEnder8 years ago
It never said you could be struggling with a language. Such as, if i chose German, French, and Spanish, who"s to say im not struggling at english instead of being fluent in it

Evil_J6 days ago
Then what's the point

GalaticDoge7 years ago
I would just choose three dead languages, like Latin.

Television_Addictlast year
the only reason I wanna know languages is so I can speak polish to my grandma so whats the point otherwise

EternalCretin7 years ago
Choose extinct or ancient languages

SpartanX8 years ago
I think it should go to non sense tag

PinkFish4 years ago
so i never have to hear spanish again?

UnrealSMAT5 years ago
Yay no RUSSIANS, NO EGYPTIANS AND NO BRAZILIANS! Just random!

Latooflo8 years ago
Just choose japanese Watch animes without subs

ElloThereNormies7 years ago
Internet Language? Anyone?
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