18488 (32%) 38800 (68%)
18488 (32%) people have pressed this button, while 38800 (68%) did not.
you instantly become fluent in any three languages you choose
but
you can never meet anybody who speaks these languages
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Mithtian 10 years ago
If you choose your native language, you become human repellant

lWiIINotPressTheButton 6 years ago
Introverts for Dummies
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Bashkash 10 years ago
That's ok I'll never meet someone who speak all three languages

meatloave 2 years ago
Excellent observation ! A loophole the starship Enterprise could fly through!
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NonP 9 years ago
Programming language? No one speak in that language right?

hyperboid 2 years ago
You will never meet a Lua Engine
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Corephinx 9 years ago
Easy...Russian, never have to listen to more cykas and blets.

nomnomnomnomnomnom 3 years ago
Same here
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Star Wars fan 24 10 years ago
Thanks I can't meet my crush family friends and French people. So many people are Italian, German and French. SMH(〒︿〒)

Star Wars fan 24 10 years ago
I ment this (〒︿〒)

HunterChato 10 years ago
Just to confuse my friends id chose the satanic language, slitherin and wookie

cadegoins 10 years ago
OH NO I should've pressed it even though u cant meet any1 u can talk to them virtually and u don't got to do your Spanish and French homework

Destry88 9 years ago
Learn it and teach it to other people.

apriljones 10 years ago
books so

CenaCentury 10 years ago
So... basically useless, nah

Bigbadman12 2 years ago
yep

EpicCookiePie 10 years ago
Well, testing or skyping is still possible no?

Hamistagan 10 years ago
danish, spanish and english so i can become a criminal

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago
Well that power is useless

laziestbaby 10 years ago
what if i've already met one

Lk2958 10 years ago
Choose fictional languages. Those people don't exist and thus can't speak that language.

some_epicw0lf 10 years ago
Sooo if you choose a enemy's language you won't die!

frosty4rock 10 years ago
Im cool with that. I can curse in those languages

evilapple200@hotmail.com 10 years ago
THE AD CAME UP WITH LISTS OF DIFFRENT LANGUAGES YOU CAN TAKE IN HIGHSHCOOL.........WEIRD

Ctr48033 10 years ago
I speak 10 come on people stop, I'm a Polyglot just stop ugh

Castiellikestoboop 10 years ago
Latin and Parseltounge seems awesome so hell yeah

😭 10 years ago
Meg don't worth it

chloederoy 10 years ago
Do you know how funny it would be to fuck with people.

iluvnature 10 years ago
Forever alone

Cpt. Price 10 years ago
What does rn mean

BrendanCross 9 years ago
"right now"

Raymondo 10 years ago
Already did meet someone who speaks one language I want fluent

WryGoat 10 years ago
Sweet, I get to be fluent in three forms of sign language for free.

gamerman177013 5 years ago
get rid of the french

TurtleGalaxy 9 years ago
A whole new meaning to "dont talk to me"

coruptedmecha 9 years ago
Egg slander band English because you can commit a crime and British policy would mreturn yout. Chinese because you enter a Chinese restraint and no one"s there Korean because I'll go to Korea and Kim Jong I'll won't be there

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago
Pick a language like Latin

pj13 2 years ago
this is so stupid

BloodyUnicornsss 8 years ago
English, Spanish, and either French or Japanese.

Lzke 9 years ago
What"s the point then?

NothingKing 4 years ago
What if you met someone that speaks that language before pressing the button?

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
then pick 3 fictional languages

IssaSakamoto 9 years ago
So will my teacher disapear?

Dallia 8 years ago
I would creep my friends

Progidal 10 years ago
I'm already friends with the people of the language that I want to speak

HomerMaker 10 months ago
This is too lonely

SleepyFurry87 3 years ago
What's the point?

coffhar 9 years ago
What"s the point?

MRINFINITYDOTCOM 5 years ago
I can write stuff down in those language and no one will know what it is

Mai-chan 9 years ago
So if I already know people who speak the language, it"s okay?

idiotman 6 years ago
lol then its pointless

geTash 2 years ago
if you never meet anyone with the ability to speak languages i speak, then i can shout deep secrets about myself no one knows what i said

Mystical-Moose 8 years ago
I can be smart and never have human interaction HELL YEAH

insect0114 9 years ago
Talk through a phone or hire a translator

BenTino 4 years ago
oh so i can say i want to speak german fluently and i wont meet anybody huh outsmarted the fucking sytem

Trixie 5 years ago
Choose gibberish. People will still be around you but you’ll understand the random asf stuff they say

BananaWizard27 9 years ago
I shall learn Korean!
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