Will You Press The Button?

lh0000 10 years ago

wow dude to far! you can torture my children to death, you can torture me to death, but no one......... NO ONE... NO ONE MAKES ME NOT ENJOY MY HOBBIES!!!!!

Enel 4 years ago

Lmao

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KillerCubePlays 10 years ago

The human race needs saving, but the human race doesn't deserve being saved.

RGPZ 8 years ago

Well Isnt The Human Raced Doomed Anyway According To GradeAUnderA

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De Tijminator 10 years ago

If 1 person pressed the button the rest wont have to

Braiden_coker 6 years ago

R/showerthoughts?

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Greatcat 9 years ago

Bad grammar protects me!

H-O 9 years ago

Guys 19994 others already saved the world so no need to sacrifice your self...

TechnoTato 9 years ago

Just kill yourself then My Dude

YoungbloodSinner 10 years ago

As an aromantic introvert who plans on having no kids, it was easy for me to press the button.

Ascarion123 10 years ago

It says "with" not "will" so the sentence is invalid, and therfore nothing will happen to your loved ones. Typo=loophole=free hero status

Watermelonman 10 years ago

But you cant enjoy your hobbies anyways.

Mari Scaryface 13 years ago

Fuck the human race man

damselindistress 8 years ago

we"re bound to go extinct, fuck it! XD

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Cxero 8 years ago

GREATER GOOD

NHLic 10 years ago

My hobby is spending money, so basically I'm so fucked up -_-

David Courtney 13 years ago

For the greater GOOOOOOOOOD!!!

ththomas9 6 years ago

For the greater god*

CooledItLongAgo 5 years ago

i won't press the button not because I have people I love very much, but because I don't

whitefang89 11 years ago

The world or my world, i would but my love for them is greater than the world, like the universe vs an ant

VelocityRaptor28 9 years ago

jokes on you, ive made them all immortal

Aneverydaygeek59 10 years ago

I hate conflict sooooo,sorry kids

Kaioto 11 years ago

Hahaha say that to my mum

BrbaraEugnia 9 years ago

Sarcasm....

deviljhokirby 7 years ago

I want to be remembered as a villian because i love watching people suffer, its gay if your a hero, in my opinion i just dont like being called a hero

Watermelonman 10 years ago

I dont wanna be "stoping" all human conflict.

Loophole man 10 years ago

I don't have hobbies, and will not favor any human over another at that point

runegod27 12 years ago

I like war though!

Nina952 3 years ago

"you can no longer enjoy your hobbies" this broke me

WildKatGirl 11 years ago

But I wanted free energy, not enegry...

TheFangSome13 9 years ago

F6

Eric_Hartman 10 years ago

My friends suck

CalvinZheng 9 years ago

REALLY? Stopping all human conflict? But I love arguments! NO!

MartinSoap 6 years ago

if I will bring a golden age then we will discover the cure to death so all my loved ones will be save and fuvk hobbies

weeabooguy 11 years ago

the greater good

xXtheoneplayerXx 10 years ago

I will do other things

Master1 8 years ago

One years...

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Tnell123 9 years ago

MY ONLY HOBBY IS VIDEO GAMES. (well really it"s my main.. I like to draw.. play piano.. sing..read...etc)

Frankyboy 12 years ago

its boring if only one person accomplishes all that ... make it a team effort and it will be so much nicer :)

temporarily-not-here 10 years ago

Then I just won't meet them, and will probably kill myself :D

JK_X 11 years ago

Killing my soul, basicly, so suecide YAY!!! *SNAPS NECK*

Y_O_R_D 10 years ago

Sorry friends, loved one's and children!

Devil_kitty 5 years ago

нет.

Jon3157 11 years ago

I'd rather be a hero than have friends. Isn't that how it is anyway?

stevenquartzuniverse0205 9 years ago

WHO CARES IF SOMEONE I LOVE AND MY CHILDREN DIE ( I don't even have friends ) FUCK NO I WILL NOT PRESS IT

MxsAnimations 7 years ago

It"s a sacrifice to take.

That guy you know 11 years ago

The needs of the many outway the needs of the few and the one

Pepperoni_Pizza 9 years ago

Lol I have no friends

CatCupCakes920 10 years ago

I was fine with the people I meet dying, (I don't have any friends and that's probably not going to change and it'd take a miracle and a half and the fucking sun doing something that's not just being a fucking sun for me to have kids) but not being able to... [Show full comment]

Consternated-Sheep 10 years ago

Needs of the many > Needs of the few/one

tt Willy Abad 10 years ago

Fck.human races, i like to ride my bike

GinaTheUltimateButtonPresser 8 years ago

Hmmm ye that sounds good! Meh friends lover ones and children (aren't friends loved too? And I don't even have children) one year after wow short life and they will die painful...mehhhh... WAIT I WILL NOT ENJOY MY HOBBIES? NOOOOOOOO

XxFireRainbowUnicorn 11 years ago

NOT MY BAE! NO NEVER!

Ami_Aiveko 2 years ago

never mind i can suicide

Dimension 11 years ago

Isolate yourself or make precautions to make sure you don't get any more loved ones

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