Will You Press The Button?

mpregtruther 2 years ago

Are there aliens and do they have the technology to forcibly grow a fully functional womb inside a man(in the age range of 24~26 to be specific, caucasian, possible organ damage from continuous drug abuse and violent beatings)?

mpregtruther 2 years ago

Need to know for a friend!

Esdras 6 years ago

eventually Kars stopped thinking...

Charger6638 6 years ago

Nigerundayo

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Draco Safarius 13 years ago

Until I find an Alien civilization and conquer them.

DaWolfLordd37 5 years ago

True! i( i am an alien *zip zorp*)

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Hankg10 10 years ago

The sun will not go supernova it is 8 times to small

Migdin1 9 years ago

But it will still become a red giant in 9 billion years and swallow earth

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goonerob 11 years ago

I would get so bored.

PressStart 9 years ago

Another 50/50 button, wow r a r e

Gamingguy2099 7 years ago

Yes lmao I get become greed from the seven deadly sins

FlameBlaze 10 years ago

The immortality is a curse

366348e 11 years ago

Ill land on a planet at some point also as long as ive gota book and a flashlight Im happy

Migdin1 10 years ago

Aslong as humanity will make a pc that does not need power or wifi i am happy

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WBGrock 11 years ago

I'd test my luck as well. I'd go to college and become a rocket scientist, physicist, astrophysicist, and whatever else would get me interstellar.

Jorja246 8 years ago

I will find an alien civilisation and live with them .

Roxaz 12 years ago

if you are immortal use that time to study and become a great inventor and strive to advance the human race to the point of interstellar travel.

thomasdillon220 8 years ago

Eventually Kars stopped thinking

Arcadia 8 years ago

I don't want to end up like Kars from Jojo,so I'll pass.

Verdega 9 years ago

What"s with people thinking immortality is a good thing?

Tuck Allman 13 years ago

Nah, immortality isn't my thing. I want to die someday.

CODEX07 9 years ago

Why would you want to die?

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Treeshasmurf 10 years ago

Imagine all those stars

Hamistagan 10 years ago

i will enslave humanity and force them to build an ark

WillYouPressDemButton 10 years ago

would rather kill myself then not have sex for infinity

TribblesKilledJoffrey 10 years ago

I thinka single person could develop interstellar travel over the course of a billion years

Migdin1 10 years ago

Only if humanity survives for 1 billion year

CrispySaltyBACON 10 years ago

It said IF!!!!!

MarMariozinho 10 years ago

The sun will not supernova...

Xx_BlackLight_xX 11 years ago

Call me evil, but I would use immortality to kill alot of people. Anyway, I'm also sure seeing the world explode would be a pretty beautiful scenery.

braidycarter2001 11 years ago

Except that our sun is too small to go supernova

Xx_BlackLight_xX 11 years ago

You could kill everything, and you'd be unstoppable...after all, we've still got a crap tone of time left. I'd enjoy being God for a few million years

Nutella-pancakes-13 11 years ago

Just use my extensive time of earth to invent a phone that can survive in space and Internet in space and then I'm fine.

Migdin1 10 years ago

I also thought of that! Only my was about a pc

neverknown 11 years ago

52% are religious.

Tricky 10 years ago

The button is 50/50 now. The people who pressed the button are idiots who don't understand immortality is a curse. And what the F does religion have to do with this

TheButtonJoe 11 years ago

Become more and more politically powerful, never stopping your powers growth, and you will eventually rule the world.

lightiggy 11 years ago

HAha the sun is too small for a supernova

DanA20 10 years ago

Haha you relised that too If it's lucky it might be a white dwarf #Nerds

HotPocketHomicide 11 years ago

This one actually made me think. I'm going to trust my luck that humanity has made it into interstellar travel by then.

Migdin1 10 years ago

It was only 40 years ago we first cane to the moon, technology gets more advanced very very fast. We will probably visit Mars in jonly a few years.

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Finmide 11 years ago

No guarantee that humanity will die off. Hence why it says "if". So I would press the button cause why not.

Migdin1 10 years ago

And if humanity died, you would live to see another creature replacing humanity, You could teach them and you would be like god to them

Isaiah Farag 13 years ago

I'll find the doctor.... i will become: the impossible man.

deadcomplex 9 years ago

You'll actually die alone and become a particularly disgusting and embarrassing corpse.

Becquerel Fike 13 years ago

So I'll become Captain Jack Harkness?

deadcomplex 9 years ago

No you'll become a moronic whovian oh wait...

dedirake 5 years ago

no upside

juuzou_strider 11 years ago

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gingerbread_dude 9 years ago

I agree with the fabulos man! *push*

Callum Robert Clifford Evans 13 years ago

Eventually life in our universe and matter in fact will cease to exist (based on current theories) meaning you will eventually me adrift in the darkness of space for ever.

Night_raid_go 10 years ago

I would not press that button it suck sick like me

Scrub lord21 11 years ago

Why do I keep seeing rn at the end of some people's comments

keepcalmandsail 10 years ago

OK so time to jack off in space

Zeende 10 years ago

Just because your immortal does not mean you can fell pain

Migdin1 10 years ago

fo you mean "cant fell pain"

MemeBound 8 years ago

The sun won’t go supernova, it’ll become a red giant and then fade. Then I can go to another star until the heat death of the universe, in which case I’m fucked.

wdaddwdaw 2 years ago

我可以一天手淫1000次因为我不朽

Slyde 11 years ago

Trust me, we will. In 2 years sientists predict we will be able to make dinosaurs. Actual dinosaurs. 2 years. I'll press.

EdieEakin 9 years ago

Why would u do that?

sporkafife 12 years ago

As a physicist, my ultimate curiosity about the fate of the earth, the galaxy, and the universe (heat death etc.) mean I would definitely be willing to pay the ultimate sacrifice of existing eternally in an empty universe to witness the great cosmic story unravel to completion.

Apollo924 4 years ago

I will live with the aliens.

AzdajaPyrope 9 years ago

* i f *

Devon Bly 13 years ago

I'll come crashing down onto another planet eventually, whether I am still sane by that point is another matter.

Starco Forever 10 years ago

Damn.

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