Are there aliens and do they have the technology to forcibly grow a fully functional womb inside a man(in the age range of 24~26 to be specific, caucasian, possible organ damage from continuous drug abuse and violent beatings)?
The button is 50/50 now. The people who pressed the button are idiots who don't understand immortality is a curse. And what the F does religion have to do with this
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TheButtonJoe9 years ago
Become more and more politically powerful, never stopping your powers growth, and you will eventually rule the world.
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lightiggy9 years ago
HAha the sun is too small for a supernova
DanA209 years ago
Haha you relised that too
If it's lucky it might be a white dwarf
#Nerds
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HotPocketHomicide10 years ago
This one actually made me think. I'm going to trust my luck that humanity has made it into interstellar travel by then.
Migdin18 years ago
It was only 40 years ago we first cane to the moon, technology gets more advanced very very fast. We will probably visit Mars in jonly a few years.
No guarantee that humanity will die off. Hence why it says "if". So I would press the button cause why not.
Migdin18 years ago
And if humanity died, you would live to see another creature replacing humanity, You could teach them and you would be like god to them
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Isaiah Farag12 years ago
I'll find the doctor.... i will become: the impossible man.
deadcomplex8 years ago
You'll actually die alone and become a particularly disgusting and embarrassing corpse.
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Becquerel Fike12 years ago
So I'll become Captain Jack Harkness?
deadcomplex8 years ago
No you'll become a moronic whovian oh wait...
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healinghands949 years ago
Immortality is an awful idea. There is nothing worth living forever for.
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ICantGoBackToJail4 years ago
Can you still feel pain cause i believe you freeze in space and i dont want to be freezing up there until i find a planet that supports life and kill everyo-- make new friends
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TItanRim9 years ago
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Per Lundström12 years ago
I have trouuble enough dealing with a normal lifetime, thank you very much. Besides, I'm not afraid of death.
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tomlinsontardis10 years ago
Like Captain Jack Harkness? Then hell, yes!
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Flig8 years ago
1st It wont turn into supernova but into red giant.
2nd That will take about 5 billion years... I think humanity will already have interstellar travel by then.
That orwe will die out much sooner.
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Paige Sketchpad -dhmis-8 years ago
oh no
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Niggakiller6 months ago
Infinite fapping?? AWESOME!
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CyberMikuJem9 years ago
what the hell? it makes the upside a downside
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Johnathon7597 years ago
The thing is, being immortal means I"d be able to go and take over the world before humanity kills itself.
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gadlygamer3 years ago
eventually karz stopped thinking
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BlackCat228 years ago
There are so many of the exact same question
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dmanowich9 years ago
That's ok we will be taken over by an intelligent race of sea otters that can build a shield from dimonium. Two show references there, bet you can't guess them.
Derpydy8 years ago
I know one...south park
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FuzzyMuzzyBeast178 years ago
I don't want to be immortal, even without a downside.
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