Will You Press The Button?

mpregtruther3 months ago

Are there aliens and do they have the technology to forcibly grow a fully functional womb inside a man(in the age range of 24~26 to be specific, caucasian, possible organ damage from continuous drug abuse and violent beatings)?

mpregtruther3 months ago

Need to know for a friend!

Hotterlast year

Does immortality mean to be

Esdras5 years ago

eventually Kars stopped thinking...

Charger66385 years ago

Nigerundayo

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Hankg108 years ago

The sun will not go supernova it is 8 times to small

Migdin17 years ago

But it will still become a red giant in 9 billion years and swallow earth

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Draco Safarius12 years ago

Until I find an Alien civilization and conquer them.

DaWolfLordd373 years ago

True! i( i am an alien *zip zorp*)

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goonerob9 years ago

I would get so bored.

Gamingguy20995 years ago

Yes lmao I get become greed from the seven deadly sins

PressStart8 years ago

Another 50/50 button, wow r a r e

FlameBlaze9 years ago

The immortality is a curse

Xx_BlackLight_xX9 years ago

Call me evil, but I would use immortality to kill alot of people. Anyway, I'm also sure seeing the world explode would be a pretty beautiful scenery.

366348e9 years ago

Ill land on a planet at some point also as long as ive gota book and a flashlight Im happy

Migdin18 years ago

Aslong as humanity will make a pc that does not need power or wifi i am happy

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WBGrock9 years ago

I'd test my luck as well. I'd go to college and become a rocket scientist, physicist, astrophysicist, and whatever else would get me interstellar.

Jorja2467 years ago

I will find an alien civilisation and live with them .

thomasdillon2207 years ago

Eventually Kars stopped thinking

Arcadia7 years ago

I don't want to end up like Kars from Jojo,so I'll pass.

Roxaz11 years ago

if you are immortal use that time to study and become a great inventor and strive to advance the human race to the point of interstellar travel.

Verdega8 years ago

What"s with people thinking immortality is a good thing?

Treeshasmurf8 years ago

Imagine all those stars

Hamistagan8 years ago

i will enslave humanity and force them to build an ark

WillYouPressDemButton9 years ago

would rather kill myself then not have sex for infinity

TribblesKilledJoffrey9 years ago

I thinka single person could develop interstellar travel over the course of a billion years

Migdin18 years ago

Only if humanity survives for 1 billion year

CrispySaltyBACON9 years ago

It said IF!!!!!

MarMariozinho9 years ago

The sun will not supernova...

braidycarter20019 years ago

Except that our sun is too small to go supernova

Xx_BlackLight_xX9 years ago

You could kill everything, and you'd be unstoppable...after all, we've still got a crap tone of time left. I'd enjoy being God for a few million years

Nutella-pancakes-139 years ago

Just use my extensive time of earth to invent a phone that can survive in space and Internet in space and then I'm fine.

Migdin18 years ago

I also thought of that! Only my was about a pc

Tuck Allman12 years ago

Nah, immortality isn't my thing. I want to die someday.

CODEX078 years ago

Why would you want to die?

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neverknown9 years ago

52% are religious.

Tricky8 years ago

The button is 50/50 now. The people who pressed the button are idiots who don't understand immortality is a curse. And what the F does religion have to do with this

TheButtonJoe9 years ago

Become more and more politically powerful, never stopping your powers growth, and you will eventually rule the world.

lightiggy9 years ago

HAha the sun is too small for a supernova

DanA209 years ago

Haha you relised that too If it's lucky it might be a white dwarf #Nerds

HotPocketHomicide10 years ago

This one actually made me think. I'm going to trust my luck that humanity has made it into interstellar travel by then.

Migdin18 years ago

It was only 40 years ago we first cane to the moon, technology gets more advanced very very fast. We will probably visit Mars in jonly a few years.

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Finmide10 years ago

No guarantee that humanity will die off. Hence why it says "if". So I would press the button cause why not.

Migdin18 years ago

And if humanity died, you would live to see another creature replacing humanity, You could teach them and you would be like god to them

Isaiah Farag12 years ago

I'll find the doctor.... i will become: the impossible man.

deadcomplex8 years ago

You'll actually die alone and become a particularly disgusting and embarrassing corpse.

Becquerel Fike12 years ago

So I'll become Captain Jack Harkness?

deadcomplex8 years ago

No you'll become a moronic whovian oh wait...

Xtremis8 years ago

Humanity will make it to interstellar travel, see Doctor who

Riley Myszewski12 years ago

I do not want to live forever.

Biffer9 years ago

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TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

You're rather a fool for falling for these or a troll. As much as I love trolling, there are far more fun ways to troll. Future it out

EGOR3 years ago

Sun will not go supernova

SHARK84849 years ago

It would be very boring because it would take many centuries to get to a 2nd habitable planet.

Migdin18 years ago

Mars can be habitable, and the sun wont supernova sincebit is to small, we might go to mars in 1-200 years, Buzz Aldrin said that the people born from year 2000-2010 will probably be the first to go to mars.

Markaplier9 years ago

Whaahahahahat!?

Jameshappy8 years ago

SCIENCETIFIC STUDY

agent_skittle10 years ago

does that mean I'm Loki now...or

mimidoesthings8 years ago

find another planet that sustains life, cultivate what can be edible and herd the animals that have usable skins/milk like substances/eggs/meat/etc. , mine the good ores, re-find out how to use renewable energy sources, continue to develop everything again

Ocelotz8 years ago

Immortalism makes you unable to age, eternal youth or never dying to age. You can still be killed.

flashash423111 years ago

Space is fun. Space is your friend.

CalvinTheAutistic2 years ago

Why the hell would you press it!?

Chandler Larsen9 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°) if your immortal ya cant die no matter what=a god of sorts=you can go yolo at any planet and see what a black hole looks like up close (again it cant destory u cause immortal)

Migdin18 years ago

Dont go into a blackhole! It probably wont kill you if you are immortal but, you will be stuck in it forever and probably not have anything on you since it will tear apart all your stuff.

Night_raid_go9 years ago

I would not press that button it suck sick like me

dedirake4 years ago

no upside

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