Are there aliens and do they have the technology to forcibly grow a fully functional womb inside a man(in the age range of 24~26 to be specific, caucasian, possible organ damage from continuous drug abuse and violent beatings)?
You could kill everything, and you'd be unstoppable...after all, we've still got a crap tone of time left. I'd enjoy being God for a few million years
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Nutella-pancakes-139 years ago
Just use my extensive time of earth to invent a phone that can survive in space and Internet in space and then I'm fine.
Migdin18 years ago
I also thought of that! Only my was about a pc
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neverknown9 years ago
52% are religious.
Tricky8 years ago
The button is 50/50 now. The people who pressed the button are idiots who don't understand immortality is a curse. And what the F does religion have to do with this
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TheButtonJoe9 years ago
Become more and more politically powerful, never stopping your powers growth, and you will eventually rule the world.
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lightiggy9 years ago
HAha the sun is too small for a supernova
DanA209 years ago
Haha you relised that too
If it's lucky it might be a white dwarf
#Nerds
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HotPocketHomicide10 years ago
This one actually made me think. I'm going to trust my luck that humanity has made it into interstellar travel by then.
Migdin18 years ago
It was only 40 years ago we first cane to the moon, technology gets more advanced very very fast. We will probably visit Mars in jonly a few years.
No guarantee that humanity will die off. Hence why it says "if". So I would press the button cause why not.
Migdin18 years ago
And if humanity died, you would live to see another creature replacing humanity, You could teach them and you would be like god to them
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Isaiah Farag12 years ago
I'll find the doctor.... i will become: the impossible man.
deadcomplex8 years ago
You'll actually die alone and become a particularly disgusting and embarrassing corpse.
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Becquerel Fike12 years ago
So I'll become Captain Jack Harkness?
deadcomplex8 years ago
No you'll become a moronic whovian oh wait...
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DavioBoss9 years ago
Just go to andromeda or something
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TheMaydayMan3 years ago
immortality sucks
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SigurdCi5 years ago
Thats called Immortality and Invincibility
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blahBlah710 years ago
Fuck humanity.
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Laz3yP3rs0n8 years ago
hell ya i get to literally watch the world burn
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Migdin18 years ago
Why cant they say 51% if the other has more instead of 50% each!
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WBGrock9 years ago
Meh, use my immortality to get education, and INVENT FTL myself.
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JosephRussell7 years ago
i will have the best nap no nose
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asdfgawc110 years ago
ha it will go red giant
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NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Jokes on you, the sun is too small to go supernova!
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AirKing9 years ago
Not. Worth. It.
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Mister-E8 years ago
I will drift through the cosmos as a reservoir of knawledge.
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Per Lundström12 years ago
I have trouuble enough dealing with a normal lifetime, thank you very much. Besides, I'm not afraid of death.
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healinghands949 years ago
Immortality is an awful idea. There is nothing worth living forever for.
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ICantGoBackToJail4 years ago
Can you still feel pain cause i believe you freeze in space and i dont want to be freezing up there until i find a planet that supports life and kill everyo-- make new friends
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