Will You Press The Button?

Slyde 11 years ago

What do you call a dead baby during lunch? A meal.

AmberJade215 9 years ago

Listen to this one: What is a man"s favorite thing that starts with m and ends with arriage? Miscarriage.

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Lysdexic1 10 years ago

What's the hardest part about killing a baby? My dick.

Doorless 4 years ago

hot tbh

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ChunkyRaguYT 10 years ago

What"s worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? One dead baby in 10 trash cans

Munka 10 years ago

Baby, those jokes are dead anyways.

RENEGONE 10 years ago

Well if i tell the best jokes then dead baby jokes are the best jokes

maple-surple 9 years ago

I already tell them... to my teachers.

Ryan Lombard 13 years ago

THOSE ARE THE BEST JOKES ANYWAY

dannytheyeetmiyster 5 years ago

megalovania plays in the background

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Merilille 11 years ago

Sounds great!

Andy Tanase 13 years ago

You know what's fun about dead baby jokes?They never get old.

TheNightmareFox 9 years ago

you certainly pressed dat button

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Snivy4902 11 years ago

I make those jokes all the time!I'm a depressed person!

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago

Ya need help Snivy, ya need halp. I spelled wrong on purpose because I'm an idiot.

abcx 9 years ago

If those are the best ones, who cares. xD

uncleltr 10 years ago

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? You nail his other hand down.

sonhol 10 years ago

welp i gues my demented side has an advantage here :3

bluedragoncalcite 10 years ago

I already make lots of dead baby jokes anyways

behnken8 10 years ago

dead baby jokes are the best jokes in the world.

friskalicious 10 years ago

best button i ever pushed in my life

GodlyHoopa 10 years ago

What do erasers and abortions have in common? They fix mistakes.

RENEGONE 10 years ago

Well its the best jokes so people will laugh at dead baby jokes anyway

FalloutTrash 10 years ago

I will miss other dark jokes

-Sci 5 years ago

Ya, I like my dark humor.

Prussian 11 years ago

How are dead baby jokes good jokes?..

NinteN 11 years ago

So basically, I don't change?

Chez3 9 years ago

No downside!

Saunamiäs 9 years ago

Dead baby appeared. Throw a pokeball at it!

DarkDracus 10 years ago

What's red, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage

hahaha22 10 years ago

What's the difference lmao

Sansthegaster 10 years ago

I already have the best joke, so I guess you can say I'm... SANSational!

Migdin1 9 years ago

So bad, its worse than when a bad joke is so bad its funny, so bad, it only is bad... Never make a sans joke or pun ever.... only to other people who are talking about undertale....

Loophole man 10 years ago

What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby. How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How ... [Show full comment]

Smearypatch 11 years ago

You people are pathetic. This is the first time I've actually felt disgusted by you all.

Faggot 11 years ago

Downside?

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Becca4567 12 years ago

No downside......

Tanner Derfus 13 years ago

those are the only jokes i tell anyways

Edd Evans 13 years ago

How's a dead baby like a painting? You have to nail them both against a wall.

flash flood 10 years ago

No you don't you don't have to nail a baby or a painting most ppl hang painting and if you had a dead baby burn it

J.T.H 11 years ago

No. That's messed up.

Pnguin189 10 years ago

Jesus Chris who made this one

Wyvern_Protogen last year

Comedy tour, become rich.

bomb-omb2 11 years ago

so i beig a dark incredbly depresive joke teller I DUN PRESS IT!!!!!!!!!

oskarito 7 years ago

Win Win

Trungminer 10 years ago

Ditch Mia and Katelyn... They abuse me..

Dragonscale 9 years ago

Wow 50 50

mikesed101 11 years ago

if its a best joke in the world so why not

my_balls_itch 4 years ago

only being able to tell dead baby jokes would just make them funnier

Youssef Jbili 13 years ago

downside ?

TonyZhang 9 years ago

DEAD BABY JOKES ARE THE BEST JOKES IN THE WORLD！I HATE BABY！

jane 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]