Jesus(PBUH) was sent as a Messiah for the children of Israel and was persecuted for it but Allah(SWT) raised him up to heaven himself and sent down a identical looking person to be killed.
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Whywhywhy8 years ago
We already have a Jesus
dankmemes1018 years ago
We do? *looks around* I think he left too soon- the world"s a train wreck right now.
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Leganary leman9 years ago
Well to be a hero u may have to sacrifice ur self or someone or something
So this button makes you a "choosen one"? What a cliche
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FantasyKitten8 years ago
Thats to harsh for me....
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IAMTHETINCAN8 years ago
beep
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louissaham7 years ago
So, you basically become Jesus?
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Lil C9 years ago
so in other words I would become jesus
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Everythingsucksnotreally3 years ago
...Jesus?
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BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago
I hit the button to turn water into wine.. That was honestly my only reasoning.
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Senseless9 years ago
Sorry - humanity doesn't deserve to be saved
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SeanKuder7 years ago
Oh god...Well that escalated quickly!
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EclipseTDS8 years ago
"THE GREAT POTATO KNOWS ALL, BELIVE IN POTATO OR FACE HIS WRATH, YOU WILL BE CAST TO THE FRENCH FRY BOILER OF DEPAIR, UNLESS YOU TURN FROM YOUR NON-POTATO WAYS, JOIN ME CHILD, AND WE SHALL BECOME ONE WITH THE POTATO!" - Copy and paste this to all social me...[Show full comment]
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pokedragneel8 years ago
I get to be jessus
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globgogabgalablast year
YESSS AND YOU WILL ONLY PAY 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ FOR IT :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Winwi7 years ago
where is the positive, I don't want to be loved by many, I'm perfectly happy now thank you very much
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FOXbigCOX7 years ago
Hmm mmm some random people who u never met before think highly of you because sompthing u did but u die verrrrrrrrrrrrry painfully. Hmmmm
WONDER WHAT I"LL CHOOSE YES OR NO
no
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TheMay339 years ago
So.... Modern Jesus
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superman544109 years ago
So i get stabbed in the butt til i die
abysssans9 years ago
That is quite painful
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Nathathan8 years ago
Just pull a Homestuck and die painfully on your destiny bed
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seriously_smart3 years ago
Im the first real Jesus Christ hahaha
Also im an atheist
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Ig888 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
BitterPigLord67 years ago
tl;dr
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I<3Hitler9 years ago
i would take upon me the mantle of hitler, time to save the white peoples!
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Anonumous7 years ago
nO.
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BigAceIII8 years ago
FOR KING AND COUNTRY! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!
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FlowerBoyInTeal9 years ago
So I would suddenly be the Signless....nice.
Science guy9 years ago
Hello fellow homestuck
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KitWarrior4lifeMINECRAFTandMORE8 years ago
Death is freedom I don't see any downside
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CorruptedPea77711 months ago
Yay I get to become Jesus Christ
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BladeoftheArbiter7 years ago
Oh so u are jesus
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FOXbigCOX7 years ago
Obviously there was some dude obsessed with Jesus made dis
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Poofnugget9 years ago
Jesus H. Christmas
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Ross35468 years ago
You just described Jesus Christ...
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Charlescausewhynot3 years ago
I shal become je-sus
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DamianSimmonds8 years ago
Jesus" life in a nutshell
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Jumpingjosh127 years ago
#keepgodnumber1
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Duke56018 years ago
What the balls
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Aaron217278 years ago
So in other words I get to be Jesus Christ and I'll pass on this
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TASmith8 years ago
I'm sorry... there"s my savior named Jesus who has already done thisπππ
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