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17915 (33%) people have pressed this button, while 35858 (67%) did not.
You are raised to be the savior of your race; you are loved by many and will be remembered for generation.
but
You are persecuted to death by those who oppose you in the most painful way possible.
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l0v3r.4ur46 months ago
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Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago
Oh,Jesus Christ...

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Yeah, pretty much.
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FEIN2 years ago
Not about to press i dont care about other people

888thorn9 years ago
most painful way possible... i have to spend a month without computer? HELL NO

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
And me because SAME
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Yobeefjerky9 years ago
So i become jesus? Oke

qwertylion9 years ago
Or Commander Shepard from mass effect.
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ruimartins999 years ago
So I am Jesus

LuigiChad692 years ago
Jesus(PBUH) was sent as a Messiah for the children of Israel and was persecuted for it but Allah(SWT) raised him up to heaven himself and sent down a identical looking person to be killed.

Whywhywhy8 years ago
We already have a Jesus

dankmemes1018 years ago
We do? *looks around* I think he left too soon- the world"s a train wreck right now.

Leganary leman9 years ago
Well to be a hero u may have to sacrifice ur self or someone or something

pokedragneel8 years ago
So Jesus
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Ness-Babylon8 years ago
So this button makes you a "choosen one"? What a cliche

FantasyKitten8 years ago
Thats to harsh for me....

IAMTHETINCAN8 years ago
beep

Nathathan8 years ago
Just pull a Homestuck and die painfully on your destiny bed

superman544109 years ago
So i get stabbed in the butt til i die

abysssans9 years ago
That is quite painful

Ig888 years ago
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BitterPigLord67 years ago
tl;dr

seriously_smart4 years ago
Im the first real Jesus Christ hahaha Also im an atheist

Anonumous7 years ago
nO.

I<3Hitler9 years ago
i would take upon me the mantle of hitler, time to save the white peoples!

BigAceIII8 years ago
FOR KING AND COUNTRY! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!

FlowerBoyInTeal9 years ago
So I would suddenly be the Signless....nice.

Science guy9 years ago
Hello fellow homestuck

CorruptedPea777last year
Yay I get to become Jesus Christ

KitWarrior4lifeMINECRAFTandMORE8 years ago
Death is freedom I don't see any downside

BladeoftheArbiter7 years ago
Oh so u are jesus

Poofnugget9 years ago
Jesus H. Christmas

FOXbigCOX7 years ago
Obviously there was some dude obsessed with Jesus made dis

Ross35468 years ago
You just described Jesus Christ...

DamianSimmonds8 years ago
Jesus" life in a nutshell

Charlescausewhynot3 years ago
I shal become je-sus

Jumpingjosh127 years ago
#keepgodnumber1

Duke56019 years ago
What the balls

Aaron217278 years ago
So in other words I get to be Jesus Christ and I'll pass on this

TASmith8 years ago
I'm sorry... there"s my savior named Jesus who has already done thisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

TeagueMendez7 years ago
I"d say yes if I"d be the savior of all races not just white but no

Rangtuk8 years ago
Suppose I get to turn water into wine then? Sweeet

Honestly just make a name up9 years ago
What if none opposes me?

Kingtwood307 years ago
So become modern Jesus

demutrudu8 years ago
Well it said generation not generations so no

BecBecTheMajestic9 years ago
HALE NO

DarthKalpa8 years ago
Don't wanna be a savior. Problem solved.

0_Atlas_03 years ago
Hear me out The people who love you can hopefully outnumber those who hate you

jaymie7 years ago
i become intelegant but I get annoyed easy. will you press the button

Danzi9 years ago
a painful death is like my greatest fear so no thanks

dark emporer9 years ago
Are you talking about the casino?

DragonEXE8 years ago
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dankmemes1018 years ago
*sighs*
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SonofaBatman9 years ago
Wait so I get to save the whole race or everyone dies? wtf I might as well go out with a bang

2134879123469 days ago
ζˆ‘δΈζ˜―εœ£ζ―

Lebron_lillard4 years ago
Literally Jesus

salem11138 years ago
So basically I am Emma Swan?

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Can I turn water into wine, too?

Palmertime9 years ago
THE POWER OF CHRISTopher Walked COMPELLS YOU!
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