Jesus(PBUH) was sent as a Messiah for the children of Israel and was persecuted for it but Allah(SWT) raised him up to heaven himself and sent down a identical looking person to be killed.
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Whywhywhy10 years ago
We already have a Jesus
dankmemes1019 years ago
We do? *looks around* I think he left too soon- the world"s a train wreck right now.
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Leganary leman10 years ago
Well to be a hero u may have to sacrifice ur self or someone or something
So this button makes you a "choosen one"? What a cliche
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FantasyKitten9 years ago
Thats to harsh for me....
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IAMTHETINCAN9 years ago
beep
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WisteriaIsAfraid8 years ago
this is just jesus
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AwesomeDabber2260410 years ago
Why would I die if everyone loves me?
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Lil C10 years ago
so in other words I would become jesus
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louissaham9 years ago
So, you basically become Jesus?
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3OnTheCalculator10 months ago
OH GOD NO NOT DIVISION BY 0
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BambieTheButtonSlapper10 years ago
I hit the button to turn water into wine.. That was honestly my only reasoning.
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Everythingsucksnotreally5 years ago
...Jesus?
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SeanKuder9 years ago
Oh god...Well that escalated quickly!
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Senseless10 years ago
Sorry - humanity doesn't deserve to be saved
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EclipseTDS9 years ago
"THE GREAT POTATO KNOWS ALL, BELIVE IN POTATO OR FACE HIS WRATH, YOU WILL BE CAST TO THE FRENCH FRY BOILER OF DEPAIR, UNLESS YOU TURN FROM YOUR NON-POTATO WAYS, JOIN ME CHILD, AND WE SHALL BECOME ONE WITH THE POTATO!" - Copy and paste this to all social me...[Show full comment]
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globgogabgalab3 years ago
YESSS AND YOU WILL ONLY PAY 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ FOR IT :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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pokedragneel9 years ago
I get to be jessus
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Winwi8 years ago
where is the positive, I don't want to be loved by many, I'm perfectly happy now thank you very much
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TheMay3310 years ago
So.... Modern Jesus
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FOXbigCOX9 years ago
Hmm mmm some random people who u never met before think highly of you because sompthing u did but u die verrrrrrrrrrrrry painfully. Hmmmm
WONDER WHAT I"LL CHOOSE YES OR NO
no
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StratosOmega7 months ago
The most painful way to die is to live, so...
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Nathathan9 years ago
Just pull a Homestuck and die painfully on your destiny bed
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superman5441011 years ago
So i get stabbed in the butt til i die
abysssans10 years ago
That is quite painful
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Ig8810 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
BitterPigLord69 years ago
tl;dr
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seriously_smart5 years ago
Im the first real Jesus Christ hahaha
Also im an atheist
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I<3Hitler10 years ago
i would take upon me the mantle of hitler, time to save the white peoples!
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Anonumous9 years ago
nO.
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BigAceIII9 years ago
FOR KING AND COUNTRY! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!
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FlowerBoyInTeal10 years ago
So I would suddenly be the Signless....nice.
Science guy10 years ago
Hello fellow homestuck
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KitWarrior4lifeMINECRAFTandMORE9 years ago
Death is freedom I don't see any downside
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CorruptedPea7772 years ago
Yay I get to become Jesus Christ
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BladeoftheArbiter8 years ago
Oh so u are jesus
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FOXbigCOX9 years ago
Obviously there was some dude obsessed with Jesus made dis
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Poofnugget10 years ago
Jesus H. Christmas
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Ross35469 years ago
You just described Jesus Christ...
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Charlescausewhynot5 years ago
I shal become je-sus
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DamianSimmonds10 years ago
Jesus" life in a nutshell
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Duke560110 years ago
What the balls
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Jumpingjosh129 years ago
#keepgodnumber1
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Aaron217279 years ago
So in other words I get to be Jesus Christ and I'll pass on this
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TASmith9 years ago
I'm sorry... there"s my savior named Jesus who has already done thisπππ
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jdobryan95@outlook.com11 years ago
if someone doesn't like who I am then screw them
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TeagueMendez8 years ago
I"d say yes if I"d be the savior of all races not just white but no
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Rangtuk10 years ago
Suppose I get to turn water into wine then? Sweeet
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