Will You Press The Button?

Loopiloop 11 years ago

Plot twist: It's a Facebook thumb.

CCthecat 11 years ago

Lmaoooo

End3rc0re 5 years ago

reading that made my thumb hurt

meatloave 7 months ago

well , get it out of your butt....... and wash it....with soap. On behalf of everyone who will have dealings with your thumb ; Thanx

enzoenzo 5 years ago

I wish I said yes because I would spam the button a bunch than just pay with the infinite money I have to buy it back

Demonslayer55 5 years ago

I like those odds...

Natalie Kirk 13 years ago

Who has two thumbs and pressed the button? Not me... any more

AlanFariasSilva 9 years ago

wtf que doença tem a 47 ans esse comentario

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carnelianHammer 11 years ago

I need my thumbs to play my instrument, and I'd rather not have a fifty-fifty chance of losing my ability to do something I've done for as long as I can remember.

koolguy 6 years ago

if i lose a thumb i can just use my money to buy a robotic one

Killercar34 11 years ago

I still have my thumbs, wheres my 20 grand? I have a 04 mustang to buy!

NotARobot124 6 years ago

It never specifies which thumb; thus, there"s only a 25% chance of it being the thumb of your dominant hand. Overall, still good odds for me.

Alex_666 6 years ago

I mean...I have 9 other fingers...

Gnunut 7 years ago

Your big toe is considered a thumb it has one joint including your pinky toe.

CatyDoodleCat 8 years ago

Goodbye thumbs... They never said pain

EliOpinions 8 years ago

If I lost my left thumb, I would be good. No offence, left handers

PortalMage 8 years ago

Use some of the money to get a robotic thumb

Dagan Clairsentient Benson 13 years ago

if you have 20,000 you can have the thumb replaced

gamandy 4 years ago

it would cost a lot more than that, and the replacement thumb would never be as good. matter of fact... they cant really replace thumbs at all

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Rose Molyneux 13 years ago

thumbs are the hardest nail to paint anyway

Katcicles 10 years ago

True that

Nicola Savio 13 years ago

I hope it's not the left, that's my spacebar thumb!

Tj smash 11 years ago

I live in england

Neimacool 8 years ago

I can just pay people to give me there thum

Patrick Ventrella 13 years ago

luckily im in canada, so i have free health care.

OverPowerMagic 10 years ago

I went to rng website 1 I keep thumb and 2 I lose it, it rolled 1

emilylongbottom 9 years ago

50% hmm?....i like those odds!

thedderp 11 years ago

buy new thumbs? or robo ones

Hazardar 11 years ago

Well.. atleadt I'll have 20k

Gabriel117 11 years ago

Lol WTF

Archer_shoob 5 years ago

I SHALL MAKE THIS SECTION A ROLE PLAY >:)

person_here 12 years ago

i would just spend some of the 20,000 on a prosthetic thumb or whatever. and there's still that 50% chance i WON'T lose one of my thumbs

TimeGoat 10 years ago

I'll take that risk!*5 seconds later* and that is why, good doctor, my thumb is gone

Luke Benford 13 years ago

Well depends on which thumb

Markeiden3 10 years ago

Nuuuu I play games very day Nuuuu losing thumbs

natestrex 11 years ago

hey I didn't lose my thumbs

XxX_BillyBoy_XxX 10 years ago

Lol I'll just Use that cash to Invest on stockings,Then get rich so I have 100k and Use some of that money to get my thumb back and invest some more.

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago

Ill take that risk

MemeKing640 9 years ago

It never said it would be painful. it said you can lose it.

Divergent demigods that follow the path of the gods 13 years ago

Who needs both thumbs anyway?

Tarinator 3 years ago

If my thumb falls off I’ll just use some of the money to get a prosthetic one

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Avacado1234 9 years ago

Get it replaced

Dilly Mac 11 years ago

Benson, homie, it probably costs 2,000,000 to get that replaced

10skin 10 years ago

20,000 isn't much money

N.H.P. 11 years ago

just press. thee b

Levi Anderson 13 years ago

what if you don't have thumbs? Like my old sunday school teacher, he lost both of his thumbs and some of his fingers to a table saw. Dilemma: 0 Mr. Clarke: 1