Will You Press The Button?

Renko_Aoi 2 years ago

"man"... Really?

GalaxyTraveler 9 years ago

No one listens anyway

miyamultimedia 2 years ago

Relatable.

xiFairnessix 11 years ago

Easy. I become smart then laze off in class and daydream then I will still get a A+! ( Teacher walks in ) Oh no..

Love101 9 years ago

I can send someone to talk for me

KennaLance42717 9 years ago

Wait again why does everyone assume I'm a man.

mJrose203 9 years ago

I don't want to be a man

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Me neither

DoggeyZippy 8 years ago

Solution: Become the smallest woman in the world.

DoggeyZippy 8 years ago

* Smartest. Autocorrect

Noobgamer98 9 years ago

Write it down

PrettylilPsycho 9 years ago

Does this app not realize there’s females?

animeloverrr429 5 years ago

its made by other people

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

Don't believe me just watch!

littlecatfish 11 years ago

What if you are a girl?

Zoe Eve Dorand 13 years ago

did somebody say Kankri Vantas? ahahahhaa..............

Hi_Jac 9 years ago

> implying kankri is right

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ScorpioSerket 12 years ago

"Smartest Man"? So I also get a penis. Cool. No one listens to me, anyway, so no real difference. ._.

Pinkamina Vajayjay Pie 13 years ago

Nothing would change

Fedxftw 10 years ago

Same... 132 IQ sucks because my EQ is about 40

Lauren H. Logan 13 years ago

For I am no man!

Grey Divincenzo 13 years ago

my life is already like this

Pizzascripters 11 years ago

Me 2 :P

TheHerooftheAges 11 years ago

No one ever does anyways...

NiloGJ 9 years ago

write. FUCKIN" WRITE

wolfspirit26711XD 10 years ago

already meh life

Angsty_Bandito 7 years ago

No one listens to me anyway so...

Afrobot 12 years ago

i don't need that suckers :D

MRSLYER826 8 years ago

All I ahve to to is call people a very clever word they don't understand causing them to want to listen to me

Beelawl 11 years ago

I still can write

Unpopular_Opinion 10 years ago

No Difference, apart from the smart part, and the man part, and the earth part...

nightmare fnaf 4 lover 11 years ago

Scam we aren't gonna die stop it with these post already ðŸ˜ðŸ˜¨ðŸ˜ˆðŸ˜¼

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago

So now I am a man. Huh.

Oldiron_79 10 years ago

Already have the downside

Tour Xiu Rose 13 years ago

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!

BatshitCrazy 4 years ago

just invent some device that translates your thoughts into audio... they might listen to the device

accioedits 9 years ago

Ummm...SHERLOCK?!

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Blackout-Button 6 years ago

I pressed, my knowledge is: 420 and 69 Are NOT funny or useful numbers!

buffylove 11 years ago

CORRECTION! P E R S O N. Not man.. P E R S O N

zephyrielle 6 months ago

闷声发大财

CCthecat 10 years ago

Whats the point

FROGU 8 years ago

My life is already this

Elfiplier 11 years ago

I'm not a man...

Night Cat 11 years ago

Now you get to be, it's a win win situation!

Button-Man9000 10 years ago

you dident say that you could use text to speech or write >:D

Syoux_X2 12 years ago

I will bring this world into the next stage of advanced technology, and with that I will enslave mankind and force them to fucking listen to me you greedy bastards

GriffinNuggets 11 years ago

Then what's the point?

Coolestkidontheblock 10 years ago

Then you tell them a different way other than talking?

Tam2TamMan 3 years ago

horhorhorhorhorhorhorhorhorhor

ToastedBread 11 years ago

If you're THE smartest man on earth THEN you can MAKE new people listen to you

PizzaQueen 10 years ago

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Earl John M. Co 13 years ago

i will make inventions to make it better travel something like that since im the smartest man on earth "sorry for wrong grammar since im a kid"

SilentJill345 5 years ago

I AIN'T NO MAN >:0

ByrnToast 11 years ago

I will just make myself a virtual reality chamber where everyone listems to me, problem solved

Impulse123 9 years ago

Sextist...

ddubz857 11 years ago

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Vivek 7 years ago

Sexy questions

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