Since you are always happy, then happiness won't be of any value, so you won't feel happy about feeling happy and you will feel like a robot that can only feel happiness- but you won't because you are brainwashed into feeling endless happiness and no other feelings.
ButtonPresser959 years ago
Parodox...
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Tymberlejk9 years ago
I"d just go near Justin Bieber. Hopefully he'll suicide.
Hysteria6 years ago
this comment is really something.
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SuuuuuperSuuuuuuuperSuuuupernatural10 years ago
No, this is horrible.
50 to 50
How can you be happy if someone, equally who, isn't because of you (I mean we're not talking about Donald Trump-if he would be the one... everything will change)?
TimmyTheHobo9 years ago
He"d probably blame it on North Korea to wipe out all life in the Solar System
"John why in the dumps"(😂)"my mom died"(ðŸ˜)"aw so sad" (still smiling) "why are you smiling" "because I'm happy"
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LeaveG10 years ago
But how can you be happy then?
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Dilan11 years ago
Worth it
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Hysteria6 years ago
a microorganism that"s on my body is closest to me
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Katerx9 years ago
Bad And stupid cuz One thing HOW WILL U BE HAPPY THEN U WILL NEVER BE HAPPYZ/ THAT IS STUPID BAD! LIKE IF U ARGEE
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MadysonLeDonne9 years ago
the 31% who pressed it are so egoistic
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DystopianResident9 years ago
Get next to Justin bieber
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PersonWhoExists503065 years ago
*finds Kim Jong-Un*
*pushes the button while I'm standing next to him, since he is the person standing closest to me*
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pandamania11 years ago
#First
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DeltaRune142310 years ago
... Yeah no. *dunks the button into hell*
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JerryTheRock17388 years ago
Its down to 30%
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Alexyz9 years ago
I don't want my sister happy
Kittenlover1018 years ago
Wow such grammar much logic wow
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WickedTomahawk10 years ago
Not worth never
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and-peggy9 years ago
Sit next to somebody you hate, push button
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Zaffr310 years ago
This is me and one of my friends in a nutshell.
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X_H3rman_X2 years ago
I don't have close persons lol
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Xile5239 years ago
Become super close to trump
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Reaper1018 years ago
I'm already depressed and I don't mind skip de button
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WolfRex9 years ago
I don't have anyone closer to me than others. I hate everyone equally
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DaNormalHuman3 years ago
fuck the whoever that closest guy is
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WeedCard9 years ago
That means laughing at a funeral
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mazmaz11 years ago
fuck you ^
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ThiccBoi697 years ago
My brother becomes sad. Oh well.
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Eldeuqe9 years ago
Doesn't say in terms of relationship or distance, nor does it say if distance, it would be from a deceased body so really, if you"re in a graveyard and you press the button you"d be happy for your life with no downsides because the dead person won't be hap...[Show full comment]
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whatstill509 years ago
if someone presses the button they don't want to be sad ever and they don't want the closest person to be happy. No upside
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EvilFlower20XX10 years ago
I CANNOT FEEL BUT I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SOMEONE SAD!
Does it mean closest to me as in standing next to me or closest to me as in the person I care about the most, because if it’s the first one I’ll just go and sit next to an awful person
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
Wait so I'm never happy again
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Rick_Astley10 years ago
What if it's your wife you wouldn't be happy to see her not happy
soghzdliufhl9 years ago
But that"s the thing you are happy. You are always happy. You are a psychopath. You are absolutely disgusting. Anddddddd also if you are talking bout me, I am a girl. But dw I am married to a girl, and three boys.. I think.
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DrittvennenEplet9 years ago
Jokes on you! I'm already never going to be happy again.
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thegardenofwho2 years ago
it's very interesting to me to see how selfish some people are
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Cutie4life6 years ago
But what if my the closest people to me being happy is the only thing that makes me happy then yeah....
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rainbowsuzanna10 years ago
Be sit next to your enemy . Now my enemy isn't happy :-)
soghzdliufhl9 years ago
People change. What if you fall in love with them, or if their not the sexuality you"re interested in, what if they become your closest friend. Trust me it happens a lot
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JackyIsExtremelyWacky9 years ago
Just get your least favorite person, become extremely close to them, and then press the button so you can just be happy and they won't be.
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Kirbymaster2 months ago
So i can press this button next to my biggest enemy and make them never be happy again
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A FREAKING DUCK10 years ago
Then I would just look like an asshole if I was at a funeral... *In a really cheerful tone* "Man, I'm it sucks bob died!" Guy I'm talking to: "Jeez, asshole..." *In a really cheerful tone* "No no, I'm serious!" Guy I'm talking to: -_-
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Slome_jelle9 years ago
What"s happy? Can I eat it?
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camwinn6 years ago
Look"s like I'll never be happy again and always happy at the same time.
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Look4thestars8 years ago
How can I be happy is someone close to me isn’t?
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Dederju12910 years ago
Pretty Much Once Upon A Time..
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WryGoat11 years ago
Anyone who would do this is probably very unhappy. To that person: you deserve it you sick fuck.
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