14458 (25%) 43643 (75%)
14458 (25%) people have pressed this button, while 43643 (75%) did not.
you get to be happy for the rest of your life
but
someone closest to you can never be happy again
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FlameBlaze 10 years ago
The 50% who pressed the button are stupid egoistical assholes

brr 4 months ago
skyler is willing to make someone depressed for themselves lmao (but youre still an asshole, sooo)
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piplup 9 years ago
Since you are always happy, then happiness won't be of any value, so you won't feel happy about feeling happy and you will feel like a robot that can only feel happiness- but you won't because you are brainwashed into feeling endless happiness and no other feelings.

ButtonPresser95 9 years ago
Parodox...

Tymberlejk 9 years ago
I"d just go near Justin Bieber. Hopefully he'll suicide.

Hysteria 6 years ago
this comment is really something.

SuuuuuperSuuuuuuuperSuuuupernatural 10 years ago
No, this is horrible. 50 to 50 How can you be happy if someone, equally who, isn't because of you (I mean we're not talking about Donald Trump-if he would be the one... everything will change)?

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
He"d probably blame it on North Korea to wipe out all life in the Solar System
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Fordamemes 6 years ago
me:jokes on you im all alone....forever my brain:no.. i think the jokes on you

dankmemes101 9 years ago
*stands next to JB* *presses button*

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Yeah. I have a link to the list if you want to check it out. http://imgur.com/FFxrQrp
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QueenK101 10 years ago
Never going to say yes to this

BroBoxBeat 10 years ago
"John why in the dumps"(😂)"my mom died"(😭)"aw so sad" (still smiling) "why are you smiling" "because I'm happy"

LeaveG 10 years ago
But how can you be happy then?

Dilan 10 years ago
Worth it

BloodyAnimeKiller 9 years ago
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EveryNameIsTaken8372 6 years ago
Does it mean closest to me as in standing next to me or closest to me as in the person I care about the most, because if it’s the first one I’ll just go and sit next to an awful person

Rick_Astley 10 years ago
What if it's your wife you wouldn't be happy to see her not happy

soghzdliufhl 9 years ago
But that"s the thing you are happy. You are always happy. You are a psychopath. You are absolutely disgusting. Anddddddd also if you are talking bout me, I am a girl. But dw I am married to a girl, and three boys.. I think. Jackson Wang Amber Liu Drac... [Show full comment]

Kittenlover101 8 years ago
Wait so I'm never happy again

DrittvennenEplet 9 years ago
Jokes on you! I'm already never going to be happy again.

thegardenofwho 2 years ago
it's very interesting to me to see how selfish some people are

Cutie4life 6 years ago
But what if my the closest people to me being happy is the only thing that makes me happy then yeah....

rainbowsuzanna 9 years ago
Be sit next to your enemy . Now my enemy isn't happy :-)

soghzdliufhl 9 years ago
People change. What if you fall in love with them, or if their not the sexuality you"re interested in, what if they become your closest friend. Trust me it happens a lot

JackyIsExtremelyWacky 8 years ago
Just get your least favorite person, become extremely close to them, and then press the button so you can just be happy and they won't be.

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago
Then I would just look like an asshole if I was at a funeral... *In a really cheerful tone* "Man, I'm it sucks bob died!" Guy I'm talking to: "Jeez, asshole..." *In a really cheerful tone* "No no, I'm serious!" Guy I'm talking to: -_-

Kirbymaster 11 days ago
So i can press this button next to my biggest enemy and make them never be happy again

camwinn 5 years ago
Look"s like I'll never be happy again and always happy at the same time.

Slome_jelle 9 years ago
What"s happy? Can I eat it?

Look4thestars 8 years ago
How can I be happy is someone close to me isn’t?

Dederju129 10 years ago
Pretty Much Once Upon A Time..

soghzdliufhl 9 years ago
Imagine being happy all the time and feeling no sadness. Like when someone dies you"re just sitting there smiling, and you can not feel that strange happy/sadness that makes you cry, and your heart is shattering yet you are happy. You won't be able to expe... [Show full comment]

WryGoat 10 years ago
Anyone who would do this is probably very unhappy. To that person: you deserve it you sick fuck.

virankeneth 2 years ago
keep te button make a deprested friend press te button

Hysteria 6 years ago
what if it was someone that was already dead or about to die

Spark_y_is_bad 9 years ago
*travels reeeeeeeeally close to justin bieber*

someoneasking 8 years ago
I probably can't remember what happiness feels like and I would never wish that on someone emotionally close or physically close unless they were going to die soon

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago
It never said "mentally closest to you".So that means it can be random person.

Lolwut 9 years ago
Just Stand Next To An Emo It Said The Person Closest To You

AxisOliveYT 5 years ago
hell N O

ShadowfangTC 9 years ago
Glad the number went down on the ones who voted yes.

soghzdliufhl 9 years ago
But all the people that voted didn't shrink the number that voted no just grew

rexafun12 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Jagged-Unicorn 8 years ago
I'll never be happy knowing someone else isn't

takahashi01 9 years ago
You will never get my free will!

unholysamuria 10 years ago
Hi

Whatamidoing3 9 years ago
*kicks yes button into a pit of fire* YOU CANT MAKE ANYONE SAD ANYMORE

Kybo Tyk Rose 10 years ago
Wouldn't having the closest person to you become miserable make you sad? The combination of the two make pressing the button a downside.

soghzdliufhl 9 years ago
I don't get what you said, but I am the closest person to me, both mentally and physically so the two things cancel eachother out.

IKNOWINKWOWOWOWOOW 2 years ago
if u acc care about that person u wont be happy

Katerx 9 years ago
Bad And stupid cuz One thing HOW WILL U BE HAPPY THEN U WILL NEVER BE HAPPYZ/ THAT IS STUPID BAD! LIKE IF U ARGEE

Hysteria 6 years ago
a microorganism that"s on my body is closest to me

MadysonLeDonne 8 years ago
the 31% who pressed it are so egoistic

DystopianResident 9 years ago
Get next to Justin bieber

pandamania 10 years ago
#First

PersonWhoExists50306 5 years ago
*finds Kim Jong-Un* *pushes the button while I'm standing next to him, since he is the person standing closest to me*

JerryTheRock1738 8 years ago
Its down to 30%

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago
... Yeah no. *dunks the button into hell*
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