Since you are always happy, then happiness won't be of any value, so you won't feel happy about feeling happy and you will feel like a robot that can only feel happiness- but you won't because you are brainwashed into feeling endless happiness and no other feelings.
ButtonPresser959 years ago
Parodox...
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Tymberlejk9 years ago
I"d just go near Justin Bieber. Hopefully he'll suicide.
Hysteria6 years ago
this comment is really something.
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SuuuuuperSuuuuuuuperSuuuupernatural10 years ago
No, this is horrible.
50 to 50
How can you be happy if someone, equally who, isn't because of you (I mean we're not talking about Donald Trump-if he would be the one... everything will change)?
TimmyTheHobo9 years ago
He"d probably blame it on North Korea to wipe out all life in the Solar System
Does it mean closest to me as in standing next to me or closest to me as in the person I care about the most, because if it’s the first one I’ll just go and sit next to an awful person
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Rick_Astley10 years ago
What if it's your wife you wouldn't be happy to see her not happy
soghzdliufhl9 years ago
But that"s the thing you are happy. You are always happy. You are a psychopath. You are absolutely disgusting. Anddddddd also if you are talking bout me, I am a girl. But dw I am married to a girl, and three boys.. I think.
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
Wait so I'm never happy again
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DrittvennenEplet9 years ago
Jokes on you! I'm already never going to be happy again.
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thegardenofwho2 years ago
it's very interesting to me to see how selfish some people are
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Cutie4life6 years ago
But what if my the closest people to me being happy is the only thing that makes me happy then yeah....
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rainbowsuzanna9 years ago
Be sit next to your enemy . Now my enemy isn't happy :-)
soghzdliufhl9 years ago
People change. What if you fall in love with them, or if their not the sexuality you"re interested in, what if they become your closest friend. Trust me it happens a lot
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JackyIsExtremelyWacky8 years ago
Just get your least favorite person, become extremely close to them, and then press the button so you can just be happy and they won't be.
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A FREAKING DUCK10 years ago
Then I would just look like an asshole if I was at a funeral... *In a really cheerful tone* "Man, I'm it sucks bob died!" Guy I'm talking to: "Jeez, asshole..." *In a really cheerful tone* "No no, I'm serious!" Guy I'm talking to: -_-
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Kirbymaster11 days ago
So i can press this button next to my biggest enemy and make them never be happy again
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camwinn5 years ago
Look"s like I'll never be happy again and always happy at the same time.
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Slome_jelle9 years ago
What"s happy? Can I eat it?
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Look4thestars8 years ago
How can I be happy is someone close to me isn’t?
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Dederju12910 years ago
Pretty Much Once Upon A Time..
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soghzdliufhl9 years ago
Imagine being happy all the time and feeling no sadness. Like when someone dies you"re just sitting there smiling, and you can not feel that strange happy/sadness that makes you cry, and your heart is shattering yet you are happy. You won't be able to expe...[Show full comment]
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WryGoat10 years ago
Anyone who would do this is probably very unhappy. To that person: you deserve it you sick fuck.
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virankeneth2 years ago
keep te button make a deprested friend press te button
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Hysteria6 years ago
what if it was someone that was already dead or about to die
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Spark_y_is_bad9 years ago
*travels reeeeeeeeally close to justin bieber*
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someoneasking8 years ago
I probably can't remember what happiness feels like and I would never wish that on someone emotionally close or physically close unless they were going to die soon
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Yamcha,The Lone Wolf10 years ago
It never said "mentally closest to you".So that means it can be random person.
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Lolwut9 years ago
Just Stand Next To An Emo
It Said The Person Closest To You
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AxisOliveYT5 years ago
hell N O
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ShadowfangTC9 years ago
Glad the number went down on the ones who voted yes.
soghzdliufhl9 years ago
But all the people that voted didn't shrink the number that voted no just grew
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rexafun1210 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Jagged-Unicorn8 years ago
I'll never be happy knowing someone else isn't
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takahashi019 years ago
You will never get my free will!
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unholysamuria10 years ago
Hi
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Whatamidoing39 years ago
*kicks yes button into a pit of fire* YOU CANT MAKE ANYONE SAD ANYMORE
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Kybo Tyk Rose10 years ago
Wouldn't having the closest person to you become miserable make you sad? The combination of the two make pressing the button a downside.
soghzdliufhl9 years ago
I don't get what you said, but I am the closest person to me, both mentally and physically so the two things cancel eachother out.
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IKNOWINKWOWOWOWOOW2 years ago
if u acc care about that person u wont be happy
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Katerx9 years ago
Bad And stupid cuz One thing HOW WILL U BE HAPPY THEN U WILL NEVER BE HAPPYZ/ THAT IS STUPID BAD! LIKE IF U ARGEE
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Hysteria6 years ago
a microorganism that"s on my body is closest to me
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MadysonLeDonne8 years ago
the 31% who pressed it are so egoistic
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DystopianResident9 years ago
Get next to Justin bieber
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pandamania10 years ago
#First
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PersonWhoExists503065 years ago
*finds Kim Jong-Un*
*pushes the button while I'm standing next to him, since he is the person standing closest to me*
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